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  • OneSavedAmerican
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2007
    • 13

    #1

    Hello To All!

    Hello, My name is Benito Abruzzo, My Dad is from Sicily, And my mum is from England.

    So, Just to say Hello to everyone. I hope I like it here!
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: Hello To All!

    Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
    Hello, My name is Benito Abruzzo, My Dad is from Sicily, And my mum is from England.

    So, Just to say Hello to everyone. I hope I like it here!
    Hello Bandito and welcome to Landover! I sure hope your parents aren't catlickers.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hello To All!

      Welcome to Landover. I'll have mine with pepperoni and black olives.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • OneSavedAmerican
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2007
        • 13

        #4
        Re: Hello To All!

        My mum is Catholic and my Dad Muslim..

        Does this matter anyway?

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        • OneSavedAmerican
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2007
          • 13

          #5
          Re: Hello To All!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Welcome to Landover. I'll have mine with pepperoni and black olives.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #6
            Re: Hello To All!

            Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
            My mum is Catholic and my Dad Muslim..

            Does this matter anyway?
            Not to anyone except GOD. Your mother isn't a Catholic. She was automatically excruciated when she married a Mudslum. Your father is going straight to hell for hating God, and, since the marriage isn't legal, you are a bastard. Sorry.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: Hello To All!

              Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
              My mum is Catholic and my Dad Muslim..

              Does this matter anyway?
              Probably not. Christ doesn't care who goes to hell.

              Are your parents wops too? How come they didn't name you Ahmed or Karfuk?

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              • OneSavedAmerican
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Oct 2007
                • 13

                #8
                Re: Hello To All!

                Because, My Dad is from Sicily. And It's Italy. and the family name is Abruzzo.

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #9
                  Re: Hello To All!

                  Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
                  Because, My Dad is from Sicily. And It's Italy. and the family name is Abruzzo.
                  An Italian muslim? Is this you guys??


                  Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 10-19-2007, 09:27 AM.

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                  • OneSavedAmerican
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 13

                    #10
                    Re: Hello To All!

                    No, Can't say that it is.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Hello To All!

                      Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
                      No, Can't say that it is.
                      Friend,

                      You seem rather touchy about this Italian issue but I assure you it is nothing you can't ask Christ's forgiveness about. Jesus loves you still the same even though you decided to be born an Italian.

                      I urge you to reach out for His love friend.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • OneSavedAmerican
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 13

                        #12
                        Re: Hello To All!

                        I don't think so, But please Fack off.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: Hello To All!

                          Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
                          I don't think so, But please Fack off.
                          Friend,

                          As a forum moderator me put it to you this way; you are guest in our forum. You do not tell us to "fack" off if you want to continue posting.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                          Hot Must ReadThreads!


                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • Virginia Day Templeton
                            Christ's Battle Axe
                             
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2827

                            #14
                            Re: Hello To All!

                            Do you break the legs of Christian babies before or after you blow them up with your car bombs?
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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Hello To All!

                              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                              Do you break the legs of Christian babies before or after you blow them up with your car bombs?
                              I suppose it must make surrendering to the terrorists a lot easier.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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