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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #16
    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by thetruthhurts View Post
    I think what you have to do in order to believe in god according to this church is forget everything that people say is morally right. You have to hate anybody who is not white and christian. The next thing you have to do is pick out with robe you want to wear to services.

    The two styles are



    or



    If it is not in the Bible, it is not morally right. Is it so hard for even a simple minded person to understand?

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    • vegetahi
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2010
      • 7

      #17
      Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

      I can feel the demon tormenting me inside of my own skull now, quickly what am I to do?

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      • Brother Stu
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        • Aug 2010
        • 8

        #18
        Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

        Originally posted by thetruthhurts View Post
        I think what you have to do in order to believe in god according to this church is forget everything that people say is morally right. You have to hate anybody who is not white and christian. The next thing you have to do is pick out with robe you want to wear to services.

        The two styles are



        or

        Do you have any sites where I can buy these robes and white dye's to stun my enemies? Also where can I buy one of these holy books named the bibles that thus may read? Can I dual believe with the Catholic church so I can get rid of my sins?

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        • Brother Alex
          True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
          Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
          A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2010
          • 860

          #19
          Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

          Originally posted by thetruthhurts View Post
          I think what you have to do in order to believe in god according to this church is forget everything that people say is morally right. You have to hate anybody who is not white and christian. The next thing you have to do is pick out with robe you want to wear to services.

          The two styles are

          [Filthy Image Removed]


          or

          [Filthy Image Removed]
          This is a Christian forum, not a KKK meeting place. Please take your racist thoughts and spread them elsewhere.
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          The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
          (Psalm 9:17)

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          • Sarcolia
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            • Aug 2010
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            #20
            Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

            If god was made from god's image, why is there such thing as "niggers". I think god is a nigger my self, we just fucked sheeps till we get one to conceive a human, which turned out white.

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            • LOlolOLDevil
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              • Aug 2010
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              #21
              Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

              Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
              Why would God torment his humble servants by giving them headaches? Do you have a headache? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
              No i do not HATE Jesus he is a great man i'm only asking for help and guidance.

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              • thetruthhurts
                Confirmed Enemy of God
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                • Aug 2010
                • 14

                #22
                Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                If it is not in the Bible, it is not morally right. Is it so hard for even a simple minded person to understand?
                Its easy to hate things you don't understand.

                Originally posted by Brother Stu View Post
                Do you have any sites where I can buy these robes and white dye's to stun my enemies? Also where can I buy one of these holy books named the bibles that thus may read? Can I dual believe with the Catholic church so I can get rid of my sins?
                No, according to this church, if you are catholic you might as well be a black jew. You will still go to hell. On the other hand if you grab "King Jame's bible" that they all think is the only one, you might find something in there.

                Oh sllieh gooses. How can anybody believe that a bible that was written in 1611 comes from god? It is just another translation of the original bible that was butchered up by the catholic church about 1000 years earlier.

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #23
                  Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                  Originally posted by Sarcolia View Post
                  If god was made from god's image, why is there such thing as "niggers". I think god is a nigger my self, we just piffleed sheeps till we get one to conceive a human, which turned out white.
                  Read the Bible and find the answer.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Brother Stu
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                    • Aug 2010
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                    #24
                    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                    Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                    This is a Christian forum, not a KKK meeting place. Please take your racist thoughts and spread them elsewhere.
                    What? They are for racists?!!?!? WHAT THE!?!? GOD?! Why would God allow such beings on the planet he created!!

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                    • vegetahi
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 7

                      #25
                      Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                      If Jesus came from the Jews why are there still Jews? If Christianity came from Judaism where is the transitional church? If Christ died for my sins why do you call me a sinner?

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                      • SallyMae
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 18

                        #26
                        Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        Read the Bible and find the answer.
                        Can't we just google the answers? Perhaps there is a youtube vid that is titled "The Answers". This reading thing is way beyond my level of comprehension. I mean, I am a woman after all. I have been blessed by the almighty Jeebus to have a husband that reads me recipies though. Without his help I would be a worthless woman.

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                        • Sarcolia
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                          • Aug 2010
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                          #27
                          Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          Read the Bible and find the answer.
                          I bet you haven't read it yourself, thus giving such unworthy answer. I have read it over 9000 times and counting ma'am. It doesn't explain anything.

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #28
                            Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                            Originally posted by Brother Stu View Post
                            What? They are for racists?!!?!? WHAT THE!?!? GOD?! Why would God allow such beings on the planet he created!!
                            They follow Satan, you must follow satan also.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Brother Alex
                              True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                              Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                              A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 860

                              #29
                              Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                              Originally posted by Sarcolia View Post
                              If god was made from god's image, why is there such thing as "[racist word removed]". I think god is a [racist word removed] my self, we just piffleed sheeps till we get one to conceive a human, which turned out white.
                              Why the hate, friend? Being a racist won't save you from burning in hell for all eternity.
                              PROOF: America in the Bible!
                              8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                              The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                              (Psalm 9:17)

                              Add me on
                              Facebook!

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                              • Brother Stu
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                                • Aug 2010
                                • 8

                                #30
                                Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                They follow Satan, you must follow satan also.
                                Eww satan.

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