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  • I Hate The Devil
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    • Aug 2010
    • 12

    #16
    Re: hi cat here

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Do you know what a mirage is ? If you are in the desert, heat waves radiating off the desert sand can appear as waves on the ocean. Heat / light traveling through the air cause what appear to be a man made object in space. Or it could be a weather balloon.
    A mirage... In space... does this man-made bible of yours make you this dumb or is it genetic? Or do you not believe in Genetics and DNA? You're all hypocritical and I bet some of you are even homosexual! I heard homosexuality is accepted on this forum, that doesn't sound very christian of you.
    "I'm gay homer fudge-packer." -landoverlover

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #17
      Re: hi cat here

      Originally posted by I Hate The Devil View Post
      I only wish you could view yourselves as the rest of the world views you; but let me guess, the rest of the world is sinners and you are all human perfection and pretty much Jesus himself <-- this guy.

      Feel free to join me on my spaceship whenever you wish.
      Oh my no I am not Jesus, I am but His humbal servant. Yes the world if chock full of sinners and we True Christians(R) are here to share the Word of God with them. Why do you hate Sweet Jesus? He want's you to love Him, will you accept His gift of everlasting Salvation(TM)?

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #18
        Re: hi cat here

        Originally posted by Cat o'Ninetails View Post
        im not a mormon

        i was baptised two years ago though it may have been an attempt on my life! the pastor decided i wasnt done enough when i was coming up for air so dunked me again. i choked lol

        x
        I asked a few questions of you, my Brothers and Sisters are just a bit gun shy, we get a lot of unsaved trash.

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        • Cat o'Ninetails
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2010
          • 5

          #19
          Re: hi cat here

          well i for one think jesus is just grand

          x

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          • I Hate The Devil
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            • Aug 2010
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            #20
            Re: hi cat here

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Oh my no I am not Jesus, I am but His humbal servant. Yes the world if chock full of sinners and we True Christians® are here to share the Word of God with them. Why do you hate Sweet Jesus? He want's you to love Him, will you accept His gift of everlasting Salvation™?
            You know I hate to be the grimmer teacher type but you've spelled "humble" incorrectly. I don't hate dear sweet jesus, he's SUCH a nice guy! It's people like YOU that I can't stand. I mean just look at your emoticons you have available to see what a hypocritical nut you are. I mean one of them is a jesus smiley bleeding on a cross and another is Muslims getting bombed. Thou shalt not kill right out the window eh? As for his gift of everlasting salvation, I have no problem accepting it but only if it comes via UPS and I don't have to pay shipping and handling. Agreed?
            "I'm gay homer fudge-packer." -landoverlover

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #21
              Re: hi cat here

              Originally posted by I Hate The Devil View Post
              A mirage... In space... does this man-made bible of yours make you this dumb or is it genetic? Or do you not believe in Genetics and DNA? You're all hypocritical and I bet some of you are even homosexual! I heard homosexuality is accepted on this forum, that doesn't sound very christian of you.
              Insults will not get you very far in life.
              The Bible is the Word of God.

              2 Peter 1:21
              For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

              Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.
              (
              Jeremiah 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.

              Homersexuality is an abomination

              Leviticus 18:22
              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

              Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

              1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

              We have a program that helps homersexural become ex-homersexural, are you interested in joining? If so Email a Pastor.

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #22
                Re: hi cat here

                Originally posted by Cat o'Ninetails View Post
                well i for one think jesus is just grand

                x
                If that is the case, you can at least spell His name with a capital "J".
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #23
                  Re: hi cat here

                  Originally posted by I Hate The Devil View Post
                  I heard homosexuality is accepted on this forum.
                  Dear nutbar;

                  Where did you hear that?? The only acceptance mo-mo's get on this forum is my boot in their mouth. Please explain yourself.

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                  • I Hate The Devil
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                    • Aug 2010
                    • 12

                    #24
                    Re: hi cat here

                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                    Dear nutbar;

                    Where did you hear that?? The only acceptance mo-mo's get on this forum is my boot in their mouth. Please explain yourself.
                    Well that James Dewitt fellow was sending me private messages with an underlying homosexual context. Being all sly and sexual. I found it repulsive.
                    "I'm gay homer fudge-packer." -landoverlover

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                    • John Creeser
                      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                       
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 7248

                      #25
                      Re: hi cat here

                      Originally posted by I Hate The Devil View Post
                      A mirage... In space... does this man-made bible of yours make you this dumb or is it genetic? Or do you not believe in Genetics and DNA? You're all hypocritical and I bet some of you are even homosexual! I heard homosexuality is accepted on this forum, that doesn't sound very christian of you.
                      So you are hear to mock us. As a good Christian man, I will not use profanity - but please know you are a poopy marshmallow head.
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #26
                        Re: hi cat here

                        =I Hate The Devil;577494]
                        You know I hate to be the grimmer teacher type but you've spelled "humble" incorrectly.
                        You see I have made an error in spelling, I am not Jesus, but I am trying my hardest to emulate Him

                        I don't hate dear sweet jesus, he's SUCH a nice guy! It's people like YOU that I can't stand. I mean just look at your emoticons you have available to see what a hypocritical nut you are. I mean one of them is a jesus smiley bleeding on a cross and another is Muslims getting bombed. Thou shalt not kill right out the window eh?
                        God has no problem killing. In fact God have given True Christians just cause to follow his word.
                        Here is a good example of what God says we should do with Blasphemers like yourself.

                        Leviticus 24:13-16



                        And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
                        Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                        And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.
                        And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

                        Its rather unfortunate the we must follow secular law.

                        Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,




                        As for his gift of everlasting salvation, I have no problem accepting it but only if it comes via UPS and I don't have to pay shipping and handling. Agreed?
                        Moron

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #27
                          Re: hi cat here

                          Originally posted by I Hate The Devil View Post
                          Well that James Dewitt fellow was sending me private messages with an underlying homosexual context. Being all sly and sexual. I found it repulsive.
                          You're lucky I don't kick your teeth in for accusing a True Christian of being a gearbox. How come you understand homer innuendo?

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                          • IjudgeU
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 12

                            #28
                            Re: hi cat here

                            HEY GUYS I JUST BECAME AN ex masturbato....Praise Jebus

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                            • John Creeser
                              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                               
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 7248

                              #29
                              Re: hi cat here

                              Originally posted by IjudgeU View Post
                              HEY GUYS I JUST BECAME AN ex masturbato....Praise Jebus
                              Watch the all caps there Bill O'Reilly. Who is Jebus? We praise Jesus around here.
                              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                              • James Dewitt
                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6267

                                #30
                                Re: hi cat here

                                Originally posted by I Hate The Devil View Post
                                Well that James Dewitt fellow was sending me private messages with an underlying homosexual context. Being all sly and sexual. I found it repulsive.
                                God does hate a liar. As unsaved trash, you have no PM capabilities. I will now fetch a Moderator and I assume you will be dealt with accordingly.

                                Revelation 21:8

                                But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.



                                I do wish to thank you for your persecution'

                                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                                Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                                Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

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