Hello Landover Baptist

[Franz Bieberkopf]

Hello everybody

My name is Franz Bieberkopf, I am from Germany and live my life as a munk in a small monestry.

I resently discovered this site and desided to join it.

My belief is that only virgins, as myself, will go to heaven.
Like beer, smoking and other sinfull things, will give you a one way ticket to hell

Hope you will accept my as your equal brother

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist

Hello everybody

My name is Franz Bieberkopf, I am from Germany and live my life as a munk in a small monestry.

I resently discovered this site and desided to join it.

My belief is that only virgins, as myself, will go to heaven.
Like beer, smoking and other sinfull things, will give you a one way ticket to hell

Hope you will accept my as your equal brother

"Munks" are closet homosexuals. They realize that if they were to participate in the sodomy they crave so badly, they would be acting in sin rather than just thinking of it. Your overuse of smilies proves your gayness.

And your theology is all wrong.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist

Franz, are you a liberal catholic kraut like Hitler?

[HTannor]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist

My belief is that only virgins, as myself, will go to heaven.
Like beer, smoking and other sinfull things, will give you a one way ticket to hell

Do you have Scripture to back up your assertations? Where does it say that only virgins go to Heaven? Also where does it mention that drinking/smoking will send you to Hell? Jesus Himself drank quite a bit of wine.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist

This is a Christian forum. Papists aren't Christians.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist

Hello everybody

My name is Franz Bieberkopf, I am from Germany and live my life as a munk in a small monestry.

I resently discovered this site and desided to join it.

My belief is that only virgins, as myself, will go to heaven.
Like beer, smoking and other sinfull things, will give you a one way ticket to hell

Hope you will accept my as your equal brother

Since God clearly loves Germany, you get a little automatic street cred from me. Oh wait - it's gone, sorry. Our Lord suggested a life of celibacy, but only for those men who can accept it - it's clearly a choice. Where do you get off, so to speak, saying your eunuch lifestyle is the only one that gets you to heaven? I guess if everyone agreed with you, who would be born?

Perhaps because Germany is chock-a-block full of slutty women and fine beer it's just too much for a person with weak character to handle.

[Disciple Luke]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist

My belief is that only virgins, as myself, will go to heaven.

Might be your "belief" but it is not scripturally correct.

1 Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: Hello Landover Baptist

If we should remain virgins then how can we produce Soldiers of Christ?

Someone is clearly reading the wrong book for my liking. There is only one book, the KJV Bible 1611 and you should read this cover to cover and then return to this wonderful forum in my humble opinion.