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  • Danny the queer
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2010
    • 35

    #1

    Intro

    Hello everyone, i'm a non-homosexual curious guy who decided to see what this forum is and learn more about this branch Of christianity. Seemingly many here have very good hearts indeed, and i look forward to many meaningful consversations with exciting new views to consider.
    I am currently settled outside u.s, in a community shared between adventists and lutherans, where i consider myself a lutheran. I listen to gods word at every occation, and reserve my right to use my free will. I am a reformed lutheran, which means i go to church once a week, and sadly, my country has weakened the christian influence within schools, so i decided to enroll at a private school with christian influence in everything.
    Life is good!
    Hopefully this is a good enough intro..
    ..
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Intro

    Lutherans are false Christians who are bound for eternal damnation, laregly because they tolerate queers and allow female "pastors."

    Were you aware that God not only condemns queers but also their supporters to hell?

    Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Danny the queer
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      • Aug 2010
      • 35

      #3
      Re: Intro

      Because Of The somewhat tricky english it is a little hard to grasp The contents fully, but it seems to me that only those who gain pleasure from the lawbreakers are subjected to hell. I do not gain any pleasure from knowing that gay marriage is legal, or witnessing a gay marriage, which i haven't in any case. So that does make me pretty clean alart from The lutheran section that i will not waste my time on.
      ..

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      • WinnerNotSinner
        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 951

        #4
        Re: Intro

        Hello Danny the queer, what are your favourite verses of scripture?

        What do you mean when you say "non-homosexual curious guy". Please elaborate, do you mean you are interested in practising homersexuarly? You're aware this is an abomination in the eyes of Jesus, right?
        6
        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590

          #5
          Re: Intro

          Originally posted by Danny the queer View Post
          I am a reformed lutheran,
          You're a what? A reformed alcoholic is someone who has given up drinking for a substantial period of time but still fighting the demons of alcoholism. So is a reformed lutheran someone who has given up the lutheran religion but still fighting the demons of lutherism?
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: Intro

            Originally posted by Danny the queer View Post
            i consider myself a lutheran.
            I was not aware of a church that worshiped Lex Luther. Do you realize he is not a real character?
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 492

              #7
              Re: Intro

              Originally posted by Danny the queer View Post
              ...my country has weakened the christian influence within schools ...
              Thats why True Christians Home school their children.


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              Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

              Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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              • Sister Christina
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 364

                #8
                Re: Intro

                Originally posted by Danny the queer View Post
                Life is good!
                You better make the best of it then, because where you are headed may not be that pleasant.
                "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Intro

                  Originally posted by Danny the queer View Post
                  Hello everyone, i'm a non-homosexual curious guy who decided to see what this forum is and learn more about this branch Of christianity.
                  So you are Christ curious you say? We get a lot people experimenting with their spiritual selves here.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Danny the queer
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 35

                    #10
                    Re: Intro

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    I was not aware of a church that worshiped Lex Luther. Do you realize he is not a real character?
                    I'm soory, but lutherans is a authentic branch of christianity. Are you, Sir so dilluted that Television has taken over your common sense? I suggest active bible reading and study to correct your sinful behaviour.
                    ..

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: Intro

                      Originally posted by Danny the queer View Post
                      ... Are you, Sir so dilluted...
                      I assure you that's 100%, full-strength Billy Bob you're dealing with. No watering down of the Truth™.

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                      • Danny the queer
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 35

                        #12
                        Re: Intro

                        Originally posted by Sister Christina View Post
                        You better make the best of it then, because where you are headed may not be that pleasant.
                        Originally posted by Sister Christina View Post
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                        Might be, but what are the reasons for that statement? What have I done?

                        Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                        Thats why True ChristiansHome school their children.
                        That does not mean regular schools have other areas of expertise. What about a combination of home schooling and regular school? Has this practice been tried out? Another way of schooling would be to use the church for such a purpose, letting the children know eachother.
                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        So you are Christ curious you say? We get a lot people experimenting with their spiritual selves here.
                        i'm sorry, but the only thing i've stated is my branch of christianity, not anything else. Please draw conclusions based on fact, not your change of heart.
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                        • Warner S. Davidson
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 586

                          #13
                          Re: Intro

                          Originally posted by Danny the queer View Post
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                          Might be, but what are the reasons for that statement? What have I done?


                          That does not mean regular schools have other areas of expertise. What about a combination of home schooling and regular school? Has this practice been tried out? Another way of schooling would be to use the church for such a purpose, letting the children know eachother.

                          i'm sorry, but the only thing i've stated is my branch of christianity, not anything else. Please draw conclusions based on fact, not your change of heart.
                          Danny - If there was ever a solid argument for home schooling here it is
                          None of your post makes any senseso could you take thetime to rewrite with correct and readable zGRAMMAR.&^%HYTBJ......
                          2 Samuel 22:31

                          As for God, His way is perfect;
                          The word of the LORD is proven;
                          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                          • Danny the queer
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 35

                            #14
                            Re: Intro

                            They are readable if you take time to look at the content. The reason for the fonts looking wierd is due to a little copy/pasting in to word, to keep track of who i am responding to. It's still readable though
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                            • Warner S. Davidson
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 586

                              #15
                              Re: Intro

                              Originally posted by Danny the queer View Post
                              They are readable if you take time to look at the content. The reason for the fonts looking wierd is due to a little copy/pasting in to word, to keep track of who i am responding to. It's still readable though
                              The typical response of unsaved unsaved trash.....It is always someone else fault isn't it ???

                              Your excuse is "Its readable though" - Clearly it wasn't "readable" or I would have not have had to waste valuable time deciphering and correcting your errors

                              So near enough is good enough for you is it?

                              Well thank the good Lord that he did not take your approach to finishing things or we would be in dire straights indeed.

                              So if God had adopted your imprecise and lethargic work ethic what a hotch potch of crazy abominations and ludicrius situations would we have to endure:

                              Adam with no reproductive organs,......Women not being able to cook and keep house.....Horses with 3 legs..........Homersexuals becoming True Christians........ Cathlyk Priests that don't sodomise each other......Mooslims that have friends.........

                              Oh dear you really can't be taken seriously can you

                              Read and learn...............

                              Proverbs 19:16


                              He who keeps the commandment keeps his soul,
                              But he who is careless of his ways will die.
                              2 Samuel 22:31

                              As for God, His way is perfect;
                              The word of the LORD is proven;
                              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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