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  • tryork5ifp
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    • Oct 2007
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    #1

    PRAISE THE LORD

    I've been praying and fasting from any beverage that has fizz, hoping for an invite to be a part of this great work of the Lord.

    After 25 years of living a perfectly normal, healthy Gay lifestyle, I found my sexual inclinations have become more and more unusual (some would say perverted) over the years; so much so that I've actually become sexually attracted to women!

    My friend, Sean, found my stash of pethouse magazines, and last weekend, I found myself looking at La-Z-Boy furniture.

    I'm so ashamed. Can you help me?

    tryork5ifp
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    • Bobby-Joe
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: PRAISE THE LORD

      Originally posted by tryork5ifp View Post
      I've been praying and fasting from any beverage that has fizz, hoping for an invite to be a part of this great work of the Lord.

      After 25 years of living a perfectly normal, healthy Gay lifestyle, I found my sexual inclinations have become more and more unusual (some would say perverted) over the years; so much so that I've actually become sexually attracted to women!

      My friend, Sean, found my stash of pethouse magazines, and last weekend, I found myself looking at La-Z-Boy furniture.

      I'm so ashamed. Can you help me?

      tryork5ifp
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      Let's get this straight friend; you are homer going around having sex with women to make them gay.

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        • tryork5ifp
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          • Oct 2007
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          #3
          Re: PRAISE THE LORD

          I think there are lots of perverted Gay men out there, dating women, getting married, raising a family, IT's SICK!

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            • SalvationSeeker
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              • Sep 2006
              • 3892
              #4
              Re: PRAISE THE LORD

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Let's get this straight friend; you are homer going around having sex with women to make them gay.
              And don't you just know he's good at it..
              One encounter with him is probably enough to make any man-chasing harlot as gay as hitlery clinton.


              Originally posted by tryork5ifp View Post
              I think there are lots of perverted Gay men out there, dating women, getting married, raising a family, IT's SICK!
              Wow, this fag is a comedian...
              Tryfork - you'll have plenty of time to tell your crappy jokes in hell, you sick freak.
              The fact that God hates fags (Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-32, Jude 1:7) is no laughing matter.
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639
                  #5
                  Re: PRAISE THE LORD

                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                  Wow, this fag is a comedian...
                  And a dreadfully unfunny one, too.

                  Listen up, homer. God is not mocked (Gal. 6:7), although He does enjoy a good laugh at the expense of the damned (Ps. 59:8).

                  If you think that Christianity is just a big joke, you've come to the wrong forum. We treat Christianity and the Holy Bible with all of the reverence that they deserve, and we have zero tolerance for people who come here to mock them.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812
                      #6
                      Re: PRAISE THE LORD

                      I think it's wonderful that the Holy Ghost is working in your heart, to turn you away from your unnatural affections. PRAISE GOD!

                      Turning to pornography is not the way to celebrate your newfound heterosexuality. You need to admit that you are a depraved sinner worthless in God's sight, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, tithe generously through the PayPal button at the bottom of the screen to demonstrate your sincerity, marry a nice Baptist girl, and start filling your home with little Christian soldiers.

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708
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                          Re: PRAISE THE LORD

                          Originally posted by tryork5ifp View Post
                          I found myself looking at La-Z-Boy furniture.

                          tryork5ifp
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                          I hope the la-Z-Boyz you are looking at are the kind that have beer holders and a cooler on the side and not the ones with blonde hair and overalls.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: PRAISE THE LORD

                              Originally posted by tryork5ifp View Post
                              After 25 years of living a perfectly normal, healthy Gay lifestyle, I'm so ashamed. Can you help me?

                              tryork5ifp
                              unsaved perverted trash
                              You should be ashamed. Obviously you aren't. Do you think that God Almighty thinks that mocking normal marriage by being a queer is "normal" or "healthy"? Why do you think God cursed you degenerates with the AIDS?

                              If you want Jesus to wash your sins away with His blood, you'd better start being ashamed, sodomite.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                • Seeker
                                  Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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                                  • Aug 2007
                                  • 966
                                  #9
                                  Re: PRAISE THE LORD

                                  Good gravy. The title reminded me of TBN. (9 o'clock central standard day-light time here) Thank God there is a God.

                                  If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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