[A Follower]

Re: I wish....

Altho i am in talks with the regimental pastor everyday and I am trying to find a woman to start a family and give birth to more soldiers for the Lord!

Well, you are in the lucky situation you are about to go to war.

God has some specific instructions on how to wage war, and one of them explains how you will get wifes and children.

Deuteronomy 20:13-15
And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:
But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.
Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations.

Because Afghanistan is far away from Sweden you have the God-given right to take their women and children for yourself, that should solve your other problem as well.

So good luck and don't forget to kill all the unbelievers!

[Brother Helge]

Re: I wish....

Welcome to our friendly forum.

I hope you have bought a new Bible (KJV1611) as it's the true incarnation of God's Holy word.
Stay away from the never editions in Swedish (1917, 2000) as they are blasphemic. In case of emergency read the reformation Bible (Gustav Vasa 1541) or the version from 1618 (Gustav II Adolf).
They are both based on Textus Receptus.

What's your weapon of choice?

[Brother Helge]

Re: I wish....

How often do you fika.

How come you know so much about Swedish habits?

[James Dewitt]

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How come you know so much about Swedish habits?

Have you not noticed the blond hair? Did you hear about the two blonds that ran into the building? You would have thought that one of them would have noticed it.

[Chris Sinner]

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@Mr. Dewitt:

You are so wise i get sort of speechless! I sure will learn alot here! I will try and stop my sinful ways!

@ a follower:

Right you are saying that i can find spoils of war! Although i would like a fine Christian Woman to give birth to my children!

I will kill all who stand in the way of a True Christian World...I can assure you of this!!

@Fossmo!
Thanks and i will be very aware of what i read! I admire your work in Knutby! And also i hope u do well where you are at the moment!

My weapon of choise is

http://www.soldf.com/images/s_ak5c_1.jpg

[landoverlover]

Re: I wish....

to better myself!

I am a sinner from Sweden! Currently employed in the swedish army and on my way of doing my third tour of duty in Afghanistan!

I saw the light of His infinite wisdom during my first tour, Praise the Lord!
I said in the beginning that i am a sinner, i wont deny that, but i am seeking to better my ways and thus i seek the aid of you good people of Landover Baptist Chruch!

You are indeed true christians and i want to achieve this aswell (or at least try)!
Hailing from sweden so i know i have my work cut out for me, but i will work hard at spreading his word!!

Sincerly Chris! (Soldier, Man, Sinner)

[Rev 19:15] And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

You might want to go here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379&highlight=hates+sweden

One of our Wise Men has listed for your benefit all the reasons God hates Sweden.

Simple syllogism:

God Hates Sweden
You are a Swede
Ergo, God hates you

It's inescapable. I'm sorry.

[proteastantguy]

Re: I wish....

You might want to go here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379&highlight=hates+sweden

One of our Wise Men has listed for your benefit all the reasons God hates Sweden.

Simple syllogism:

God Hates Sweden
You are a Swede
Ergo, God hates you

It's inescapable. I'm sorry.

Isn't there a way for him to repent though?

[Chris Sinner]

Re: I wish....

You might want to go here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379&highlight=hates+sweden

One of our Wise Men has listed for your benefit all the reasons God hates Sweden.

Simple syllogism:

God Hates Sweden
You are a Swede
Ergo, God hates you

It's inescapable. I'm sorry.

I have read this thread and i agree although i will remain strong and try to earn our lords love.

As i have stated before i am along way from being there but my faith is great and i will endure the hardships in this heathen land!

My father who is american did not take me to the promised homeland before i forsake him and the woman called my mother!

The lord and all of his glory is all that i need for now!

[landoverlover]

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Isn't there a way for him to repent though?

He doesn't repent to me, but to the Lord. Until I received an official ruling from a Senior Pastor to the contrary, Sweden's o-u-t.

[Brother Alex]

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Welcome to our friendly forum, Chris.

I have read this thread and i agree although i will remain strong and try to earn our lords love.

As i have stated before i am along way from being there but my faith is great and i will endure the hardships in this heathen land!

Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus will forgive you if you just put all your trust in Him, repent of your sins and keep His commandments.

Mark 16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

My father who is american did not take me to the promised homeland before i forsake him and the woman called my mother

Why did your "American" father betray his homeland? Didn't he know that race mixing is forbidden?

[Lisa H]

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How come you know so much about Swedish habits?

I hope you are not implying anything by that.

[Chris Sinner]

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Welcome to our friendly forum, Chris.


Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus will forgive you if you just put all your trust in Him, repent of your sins and keep His commandments.

Mark 16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Why did your "American" father betray his homeland? Didn't he know that race mixing is forbidden?

Thank you brother Alex for your kind words! I do with all of my heart put my trust in the Lord! I am trying hard not to be tempted into evil ways!

My "father" did out of love the fool and thus i was spawned in this God forsaken land !

I am now on vacation before going on a 12 month tour. I will devote my time to bible study and praying!