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  • Simple
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    • Oct 2007
    • 22

    #1

    Hello

    I am new here. I was wondering about the proper size for attached pictures.
  • Bobby-Joe
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    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Simple View Post
    I am new here. I was wondering about the proper size for attached pictures.
    We have no standard beyond no nudity or anti-Christian themes. I do urge you to not waist Jesus precious bandwith and keep your images in the 100k range.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Simple
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      #3
      Re: Hello

      I think I might have something that the folks of Landover might want to print and frame. The quality might be too poor for this
      Attached Files

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
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        I see a few problems already. It's missing Demoncrats, LIEbrals, mooselimbs, cathylicks, dwarfs, goths, and atheists for starters.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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          • Sep 2006
          • 5812

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          I saw that sign at the Bele Chere Festival in Asheville, but I can't remember who had it. Several of us went up there to evangelize during that annual hippie drug-in, and I know several drug-addicts, loose women, homos, and drunkards who all got saved that weekend.

          Are you one of the folks who got saved that weekend? Give us your testimony, friend.

          Pastor Billy-Reuben
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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
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            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Hello

            That's a funny sign. I like how they put the giant, oversized mouth on the rebellious woman. That was pretty accurate.

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            • Sister Noddy
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              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #7
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              Holy moly! have we got another soul for JESUS?
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • Simple
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                • Oct 2007
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                #8
                Re: Hello

                I'll have to figure out how to get other pictures in this series that was taken over several years. The story of this man goes on in glory and recently, in difficulty. The goths now attack this man while he makes his Belchur witnessing effort.
                Pictures of these signs are markers in my journey to Landover. Taking pictures tought me to open my eyes. Before I got the camera a burden was on my heart to buy a gorilla suit. A great had removed this from my possibilities, and I setteled for a camera. When I took pictures I saw things at last, and this is what I saw.
                The next step in my journey came from the 9-11 events. It was clear to me that that the world was a different place than I imagined. I research of the Internet. There I saw an inspired Beavis telling the towelheads what he thought of them. One of that kind answered, but he answered like the great Musladore of the Dark Ages Saladhead answered Richard the Lionhearted. With respect. He recomended Landover Bapitst Church to the youth. I looked in too. A few days ago you were discussing street preachers in Asheville. It was time for this.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                  I see a few problems already. It's missing Demoncrats, LIEbrals, mooselimbs, cathylicks, dwarfs, goths, and atheists for starters.
                  Amen Brother!

                  However, it also needs retards, negroes, yids, gooks and beaners.

                  GLORY!

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                  • Brother Temperance
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                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    I sure hate those falses religions.

                    Originally posted by Simple View Post
                    I'll have to figure out how to get other pictures in this series that was taken over several years. The story of this man goes on in glory and recently, in difficulty. The goths now attack this man while he makes his Belchur witnessing effort.
                    Pictures of these signs are markers in my journey to Landover. Taking pictures tought me to open my eyes. Before I got the camera a burden was on my heart to buy a gorilla suit. A great had removed this from my possibilities, and I setteled for a camera. When I took pictures I saw things at last, and this is what I saw.
                    The next step in my journey came from the 9-11 events. It was clear to me that that the world was a different place than I imagined. I research of the Internet. There I saw an inspired Beavis telling the towelheads what he thought of them. One of that kind answered, but he answered like the great Musladore of the Dark Ages Saladhead answered Richard the Lionhearted. With respect. He recomended Landover Bapitst Church to the youth. I looked in too. A few days ago you were discussing street preachers in Asheville. It was time for this.
                    Um, PRAISE!, I think.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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                      • Jun 2007
                      • 6574

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                      • Simple
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                        • Oct 2007
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                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        In order to post the next picture in this series I must remove the one in this thread to make room. How do I do this?

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Simple View Post
                          In order to post the next picture in this series I must remove the one in this thread to make room. How do I do this?
                          Um, I'm not sure what you mean. Jesus has plenty of room.

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                          • Simple
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                            #14
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                            How it turned out for me was different. This was the largest picture I could post and took just about all the space I was allowed. This limit follows me around to other threads. Looks like I've said all I will be able to say. Amen!

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                            • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                              Senior Pastor
                              VP of Evangelical Outreach
                              On FIRE for Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5812

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Why don't you put your images on photobucket and link to them with the [img] tags?

                              Pastor Billy-Reuben
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