[Solsticed]

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I don't even know who this Flogging Molly whore is, but she probably couldn't flog her way out of a wet paper bag.

Flogging Molly is an Irish punk rock band.

[Nobar King]

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That doesn't even answer my question why you are so enamored of this Molly slut.

[Levi Jones]

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Ok, despite knowing you will edit this post, I am going to explain what Wicca really is.

In the beginning, there was the One. The One was everything, and everything was the One. But the One was lonely, so the One created the God and the Goddess. The God and Goddess wanted children of their own, so they created the moon, the sun, the stars, the planets, and all the living creatures. They gave the living creatures the gift of being able to have children of their own as well. The God chose the moon as his symbol, and the Goddess chose the sun. We worship the God and the Goddess in Wicca. We do not harm animals when it is unnecessary, only for food and clothing. The Pentacle represents Earth, Air, Fire, Water, and Spirit, and the circle that connects them all.

I'm afraid not, dear. It is a made up religion by a drugged up pharmacist in the 1960's who claimed he found an ancient book.

L. Ron Hubbard, Joseph Smith and Gardner must all be giving each other high fives in hell with joy that you to fell for it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Flogging Molly is an Irish punk rock band.

Who cares what a bunch of drunk micks sing about?

Were you aware that this is a Christian forum? Why are you here? You won't be successful in converting us to join your witch coven.

[BelieverInGod]

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Ok, despite knowing you will edit this post, I am going to explain what Wicca really is.

In the beginning, there was the One. The One was everything, and everything was the One. But the One was lonely, so the One created the God and the Goddess. The God and Goddess wanted children of their own, so they created the moon, the sun, the stars, the planets, and all the living creatures. They gave the living creatures the gift of being able to have children of their own as well. The God chose the moon as his symbol, and the Goddess chose the sun. We worship the God and the Goddess in Wicca. We do not harm animals when it is unnecessary, only for food and clothing. The Pentacle represents Earth, Air, Fire, Water, and Spirit, and the circle that connects them all.

Why do they never leave when they promise to?

You may want to look up the long (60 years is a long time to you teenagers isn't it) history of your religion. Gerald Gardner used to hang out with Ron Hubbard and Alaster Crowley. Fun bunch that group.

You know, if it wasn't a one way ticket to hell, I may have started a religion. I wonder how far I could have taken it and still had followers willing to give me every penny they had.

[Lisa H]

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Do you and your other wiccan friends take turns to flog Molly.

[Levi Jones]

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That doesn't even answer my question why you are so enamored of this Molly slut.

Brother Nobar, I'm not sure who she is, but perhaps she could use a good flogging.

I just searched for this band and it appears she sings about kissing her Irish arse and another God glorifying little diddy called --ck you I'm Drunk.

Please excuse my language, but this Molly slut seems truly horrible.

[Solsticed]

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Do you and your other wiccan friends take turns to flog Molly.

It's not a person, it's a band. But my boyfriend and I both listen to their music. We were both born in Ireland and he was raised in there too, we live there together now.

[Levi Jones]

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It's not a person, it's a band. But my boyfriend and I both listen to their music. We were both born in Ireland and he was raised in there too, we live there together now.

No one cares about that Molly slut. I am much more concerned about your deathstyle choice to follow the cult of Gardner.

I'm fairly sure it's the only reason you are still here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It's not a person, it's a band. But my boyfriend and I both listen to their music. We were both born in Ireland and he was raised in there too, we live there together now.

So you're a drunken mick whore as well as a witch?

I can't wait for Jesus to get His hands on you!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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In the beginning, there was the One. The One was everything, and everything was the One. But the One was lonely, so the One created the God and the Goddess. [...]

This One chap seems a bit drippy, dear. The LORD, on the other hand, is vigorous, wrathful and righteous. Especially Self-righteous -- and by golly, no one dares argue with Him, Glory!

[Solsticed]

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This One chap seems a bit drippy, dear. The LORD, on the other hand, is vigorous, wrathful and righteous. Especially Self-righteous -- and by golly, no one dares argue with Him, Glory!

At least the One accepts those who do not follow the Wiccan path.

[Didymus Much]

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piffle this shit, I moved in with my boyfriend and I am never going to church again. Wicca's my religion now. In the words of the best band ever (Flogging Molly), "Has the shepherd led his lambs astray to the bigot and the gun?". SEE YA LOSERS!

Wicca? So you hate God so much you worship God instead (just the wrong™ way). Oh, and Goddess, too, who's actually in charge, because you're too insecure to think the opposite sex could get it right even if you make it up as you go along. How many sub-gods do you personally need to blame the cold and empty universe on?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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At least the One accepts those who do not follow the Wiccan path.

And where is this "the one" thing? Isn't that the name you give to your master SATAN!!??

[Levi Jones]

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In the beginning, there was the One. The One was everything, and everything was the One. But the One was lonely, so the One created the God and the Goddess.

I wonder where I have heard this narrative before?

You are so close to becoming a Christian I can feel it!

John 1 1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2The same was in the beginning with God.
3All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
4In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

Genesis 1 1In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. 2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.