Please Help

[Solsticed]

On my 18th birthday, my parents and I were driving home from camping. My dad always liked to drive fast, and he was going even faster than usual. I kept trying to tell him to slow down, as did my mother, but he wouldn't listen. After a while, he lost control of our truck, and crashed into a tree. The tree only scraped me a little, but it killed my father and my mother. Since then, I have been in the care of the local Baptist pastor, who my father asked to be my godfather. The pastor asked me to come on here so that I may get a broader understanding of the Word of God. So, here I am.

My name is Solstice Grey, I am 18, and I live in Latvia. I speak Latvian, English, French, and German. I have read the KJV v1611 Bible numerous times, and I am trying my hardest to behave as a Christian girl should, with the help of my godfather. I'm not married, but I have a fiance. If anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What sort of help do you need?

What church do you attend?

[Solsticed]

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What sort of help do you need?

What church do you attend?

Pastor James (my godfather) says I need help learning to be a True Christian girl. I don't know the name of the church I go to, the entire drive there I read the Bible out loud to help Pastor James prepare for the day, and once we get there, we hurry inside. I don't think the name is relevant anyway, as long as its a Baptist church.

[Sister Christina]

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Pastor James (my godfather) says I need help learning to be a True Christian girl. I don't know the name of the church I go to, the entire drive there I read the Bible out loud to help Pastor James prepare for the day, and once we get there, we hurry inside. I don't think the name is relevant anyway, as long as its a Baptist church.

It's VERY important which church you attend. As you can read here, not all baptist churches follow the Words of The Lord and are therefore not True Christians(tm).

[Once was lost]

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My name is Solstice Grey, I am 18, and I live in Latvia. I speak Latvian, English, French, and German. .

Will Son,just forget those other languages and speak English. English is God's favorite language.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Pastor James (my godfather) says I need help learning to be a True Christian girl. I don't know the name of the church I go to, the entire drive there I read the Bible out loud to help Pastor James prepare for the day, and once we get there, we hurry inside. I don't think the name is relevant anyway, as long as its a Baptist church.

If you are eighteen why aren't you married like a proper Baptist girl? I do pray your knowledge of French hasn't tempted you into any sexual depravity.

[James Hutchins]

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It sounds like you know a good Pastor. You are fortunate to of been there when your parents died. Not many get the golden opportunity to see someone they know well get struck down by God.
I too, have to wonder why you want to be an old maid. Have you done something to displease baby Jesus? Was your face immersed in battery acid in such a manner than no man wants you?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Sorry Solstice, but since you killed your father that makes you a bastard. And the Bible says that bastards will all go to Hell.

Deuteronomy 23:2 (King James Version)

2A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

[landoverlover]

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So old and you can't name the church you go to? It's not like there's a jillion Baptist churches in Latvia. Pick one, it would help to know your allegiance:


Baptist World Alliance
Bible Baptist
Black Primitive Baptists
Central Baptist Association
Christian Unity Baptist Association
Conservative Baptist Association
Continental Baptist Churches
Convention of Baptist Churches of Northern Circars
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship
European Baptist Convention
European Baptist Federation
Evangelical Baptist Mission of South Haiti
Evangelical Free Baptist Church
Fellowship of Evangelical Baptist Churches in Canada
Free Will Baptist Church
General Association of Baptists
General Association of General Baptists
General Association of Regular Baptist Churches
General Conference of the Evangelical Baptist Church, Inc.
General Six-Principle Baptists
Grace Baptist Assembly
Independent Baptist
Independent Baptist Church of America
Independent Baptist Fellowship International
Interstate & Foreign Landmark Missionary Baptist Association
Landmark Baptist Church
Liberty Baptist Fellowship
National Association of Free Will Baptists
New England Evangelical Baptist Fellowship
New Testament Association of Independent Baptist Churches
Old Baptist Union
Old Regular Baptist
Old Time Missionary Baptist
Primitive Baptist
Progressive Baptist
Progressive National Baptist Convention
Reformed Baptist
Regular Baptist Churches, General Association of
Regular Baptist
Samavesam of Telugu Baptist Churches
Separate Baptist
Separate Baptists in Christ
Seventh Day Baptist
Southeast Conservative Baptist
Sovereign Grace Baptists
Strict Baptists
Two-Seed-in-the-Spirit Predestinarian Baptists
United Baptist
United Free Will Baptist
Unregistered Baptist Fellowship
World Baptist Fellowship

[Solsticed]

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It sounds like you know a good Pastor. You are fortunate to of been there when your parents died. Not many get the golden opportunity to see someone they know well get struck down by God.
I too, have to wonder why you want to be an old maid. Have you done something to displease baby Jesus? Was your face immersed in battery acid in such a manner than no man wants you?

If you are eighteen why aren't you married like a proper Baptist girl? I do pray your knowledge of French hasn't tempted you into any sexual depravity.

Will Son,just forget those other languages and speak English. English is God's favorite language.

It's VERY important which church you attend. As you can read here, not all baptist churches follow the Words of The Lord and are therefore not True Christians™.

So old and you can't name the church you go to? It's not like there's a jillion Baptist churches in Latvia. Pick one, it would help to know your allegiance:


Baptist World Alliance
Bible Baptist
Black Primitive Baptists
Central Baptist Association
Christian Unity Baptist Association
Conservative Baptist Association
Continental Baptist Churches
Convention of Baptist Churches of Northern Circars
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship
European Baptist Convention
European Baptist Federation
Evangelical Baptist Mission of South Haiti
Evangelical Free Baptist Church
Fellowship of Evangelical Baptist Churches in Canada
Free Will Baptist Church
General Association of Baptists
General Association of General Baptists
General Association of Regular Baptist Churches
General Conference of the Evangelical Baptist Church, Inc.
General Six-Principle Baptists
Grace Baptist Assembly
Independent Baptist
Independent Baptist Church of America
Independent Baptist Fellowship International
Interstate & Foreign Landmark Missionary Baptist Association
Landmark Baptist Church
Liberty Baptist Fellowship
National Association of Free Will Baptists
New England Evangelical Baptist Fellowship
New Testament Association of Independent Baptist Churches
Old Baptist Union
Old Regular Baptist
Old Time Missionary Baptist
Primitive Baptist
Progressive Baptist
Progressive National Baptist Convention
Reformed Baptist
Regular Baptist Churches, General Association of
Regular Baptist
Samavesam of Telugu Baptist Churches
Separate Baptist
Separate Baptists in Christ
Seventh Day Baptist
Southeast Conservative Baptist
Sovereign Grace Baptists
Strict Baptists
Two-Seed-in-the-Spirit Predestinarian Baptists
United Baptist
United Free Will Baptist
Unregistered Baptist Fellowship
World Baptist Fellowship

Fuck this shit, I moved in with my boyfriend and I am never going to church again. Wicca's my religion now. In the words of the best band ever (Flogging Molly), "Has the shepherd led his lambs astray to the bigot and the gun?". SEE YA LOSERS!

[Lisa H]

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piffle this shit, I moved in with my boyfriend and I am never going to church again. Wicca's my religion now. In the words of the best band ever (Flogging Molly), "Has the shepherd led his lambs astray to the bigot and the gun?". SEE YA LOSERS!

Don't trip on your broom on the way out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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piffle this shit, I moved in with my boyfriend and I am never going to church again. Wicca's my religion now. In the words of the best band ever (Flogging Molly), "Has the shepherd led his lambs astray to the bigot and the gun?". SEE YA LOSERS!

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Levi Jones]

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piffle this shit, I moved in with my boyfriend and I am never going to church again. Wicca's my religion now. In the words of the best band ever (Flogging Molly), "Has the shepherd led his lambs astray to the bigot and the gun?". SEE YA LOSERS!

Aw, I'm so sorry you are incredibly intent on becoming a hell bound harlot. Just out of curiosity, why did you choose wicca? Did you not have enough money to convert to scientology?

Behold your god now!


A guy who made up a religion to fornicate with women and take their money.

[Solsticed]

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Aw, I'm so sorry you are incredibly intent on becoming a hell bound harlot. Just out of curiosity, why did you choose wicca? Did you not have enough money to convert to scientology?

Behold your god now!


A guy who made up a religion to fornicate with women and take their money.

Ok, despite knowing you will edit this post, I am going to explain what Wicca really is.

In the beginning, there was the One. The One was everything, and everything was the One. But the One was lonely, so the One created the God and the Goddess. The God and Goddess wanted children of their own, so they created the moon, the sun, the stars, the planets, and all the living creatures. They gave the living creatures the gift of being able to have children of their own as well. The God chose the moon as his symbol, and the Goddess chose the sun. We worship the God and the Goddess in Wicca. We do not harm animals when it is unnecessary, only for food and clothing. The Pentacle represents Earth, Air, Fire, Water, and Spirit, and the circle that connects them all.

[Nobar King]

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In the words of the best band ever (Flogging Molly), "Has the shepherd led his lambs astray to the bigot and the gun?"

I don't even know who this Flogging Molly whore is, but she probably couldn't flog her way out of a wet paper bag.