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  • #46
    Re: Hi there friends

    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    You can quote words at me all you like, but I am TELLING you what they MEAN.
    Sorry, I'm going to keep using dictionaries, instead of some LIAR on the interwebz.

    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    Catholic ask the Blessed Virgin and the saints to intercede for them before Jesus, just as you guys ask your pastor to do.
    Uh, anyone here praying to Pastor Zeke? No? Didn't think so.

    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    ...and I have tonight emailed the Vatican advising this to be changed...
    Yeah, GFL with that.

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    • #47
      Re: Hi there friends

      I am sure Brian (or is Brain-Dead) here thinks wikipedia is 'gospel' too!

      Brian according to Wiki:
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      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #48
        Re: Hi there friends

        Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
        We do not pray to her in the sense that we pray to God. I would not use the term "pray" at all, and I have tonight emailed the Vatican advising this to be changed so that rednecks can understand how the one true church praises Jesus.
        Oh, so you're going to convince the Roman institution that their own interpretation of their own doctrines, as set forth in their own catechism, is wrong and that you're the only one who actually understands their religion? Have fun.

        On the other hand, since you've admitted that the Roman institution has gotten it wrong at least once, maybe you'll stop to think about what else it's gotten wrong. There may be hope for you yet.

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Uh, anyone here praying to Pastor Zeke? No? Didn't think so.
        Oh, so that's how we were supposed to do it? Where can I get a plaster statue of Pastor Ezekiel and a set of votive candles?

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        • #49
          Re: Hi there friends

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          Oh, so that's how we were supposed to do it? Where can I get a plaster statue of Pastor Ezekiel and a set of votive candles?
          I have one that he gave me as a, errr, gift. It's very, um, Greek..

          You'll certainly never catch me prostrate in front of it, though.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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