[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hi there friends

2. Rev. Jim, hi. There are too many issues in your posting that require unpacking. But I can assure you all the teachings of the church are in accordance with scripture. If you wish to start a separate discussion about any one particular tract of gospel that troubles you, please do so and I shall respond.

Well you are a good Catholic- like with child molesting priests you avoid the obvious point brought up by Rev Jim.

Try it again Ring Kisser; God is perfect. That means His message to the world is done perfectly. Why do we need a priest who is another fallible to "interpret" it.

This pseudo deification of the priesthood is why you Catholics enable institutional child abuse, Nazis and other disgusting crimes you would never tolerate in any other institution.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hi there friends

You might want to check your counting. 1 .. 2 .. 2 .. 3 ..?

2. Charli, hi there. We worship one God to, the one and the same as you do!

Catlicks worship and pray to many gods. (Plural.) Right now many Australian Catlicks are praying to Mary McKillop. A dead woman. They have to prove to your Poop that she performs miracles so that she can receive a sainthood.

Many Catlicks pray via Mary. This too is wrong. Go in to a Catlick church and look around you at all the icons. Look at the stain glass windows that honour dead people. It is all wrong and makes baby Jesus cry.

Isaiah 45:5-6 (King James Version)
5 I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:
6 That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi there friends

Ok guys, thanks for your queries. My responses would be as follows:

1. Levi. Hi there. You saw fit to give me an infraction for failing to tell you about my phd? Ok, I will tell you a little about it. Phd programs in Europe are based on dissertations by research, not through classes. So I do not take classes, but my dissertation is entitled "Protestant Perceptions of Marian Devotions". It involves conducting semi-structured interviews with clergy and laity in protestant churches. So at the moment you see I am trying to finalize my questions, so I have been posting on websites like yours to help my do that.

2. Rev. Jim, hi. There are too many issues in your posting that require unpacking. But I can assure you all the teachings of the church are in accordance with scripture. If you wish to start a separate discussion about any one particular tract of gospel that troubles you, please do so and I shall respond.

2. Charli, hi there. We worship one God to, the one and the same as you do!

3. To Samuel. Hi Samuel. To be a catholic does not require any mental gymnastics my friend. The teachings of the church are very much in accordance with scripture.

Are you in politics? Never have I seen so many words and not answering a single question. You must really be a catlick!

Son, when a True Christian(tm) Baptist is asked a question he answers it. He does not beat about a bush, he does not squirm in his chair. He looks you straight in the eyes and tells you God's Truth(r).

[The Cantabrian]

Re: Hi there friends

James Hutchins, hi James. Do you think I did not answer a question? Please tell which one, and I will gladly answer it.

Hi again Charli, I do not tell you what you believe, so please don't tell me what I believe! No catholic I have ever met worships more than one god, and that would be heresy in the eyes of the church. We talk to Mary and the saints just as we talk to our family and friends because we know they are alive in Christ.

Hi Bobby-Jo, of course God's Word is perfect but we humans are not. We are fallible since sin entered the world. Our worldly desires and lusts mean that we cannot always fully understand the mysteries of God, that is where the church comes into play.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hi there friends

I am originally from Spain, now studying for phd in England. I am interested in comparative religion. I know the Landover church is said to be protestant extremist, but I am catholic. But still I hope we can have constructive conversations about what we believe and maybe we will find we will have more in common than things that separate us!

My phd thesis is about protestant misunderstanding and misconceptions of catholic beliefs, so I am hoping perhaps I can be of assistance in things about the catholic church that you do not understand.

It's almost funny to read endlessly about how non-Catliks are misinterpreting things. The Infallible Pope is my most favorite of your own "misinterpretations". (Say, whatever happened to purgatory and the sale of indulgences? Those were holy and infallible and inerrant and permanent too, weren't they?) Really, you guys are worse than the Mormons in re-inventing yourselves and spinning it to say it's all consistent...."Move along! Nothing to see here!!!"

But back to the Infallible Popes. Really? How many Popes were mere thugs who purchased or murdered their way into the office for personal profit? How many of them dabbled in murder, war, and torture for political ends? How do you justrify your Infallilble Pope aiding Nazi war criminals escape Germany? Your own current Pope is a former Hitler Youth!

They should read about the lilies of the field more often, before dressing up in the most outlandish outfits surrounded by gold and silver and priceless works of art. They forbid their missionaries in Africa to educate the multiplying starving diseased masses about reducing their numbers, while living in opulence and hoarding untold wealth.

One wonders how you can stand for one second to cast your allegiance with debased human scum like the papacy.

Don't presume to lecture US, ring dog.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hi there friends

Hi again Charli, I do not tell you what you believe, so please don't tell me what I believe! No catholic I have ever met worships more than one god, and that would be heresy in the eyes of the church. We talk to Mary and the saints just as we talk to our family and friends because we know they are alive in Christ.

Wow. Looks like I hit a nerve.

I did not tell you what YOU believe. Re-read my post. Its says "many" Catlicks believe .....

Like I said (and I stand by what I say) many Australian Catlicks are praying to Mary McKillop (do a google if you have not heard of her) so that they can prove a miracle and have her receive a sainthood.

Here at LBC we believe that God is the only one to perform miracles. Not dead Australian women!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hi there friends

Hi Bobby-Jo, of course God's Word is perfect but we humans are not. We are fallible since sin entered the world. Our worldly desires and lusts mean that we cannot always fully understand the mysteries of God, that is where the church comes into play.

Then why does the Bible speak of human perfection more often than of total depravity? You are sounding dangerously Calvinistic here. It sounds like someone is cruising for an excommunication.

1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

1 Corinthians 2:15-16 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hi there friends

Hi Bobby-Jo, of course God's Word is perfect but we humans are not. We are fallible since sin entered the world. Our worldly desires and lusts mean that we cannot always fully understand the mysteries of God, that is where the church comes into play.

Cantabrian bobs, Cantabrian weaves and if you listen carefully you can hear yet another child being ignored as they cry themselves to sleep with a bleeding anus.

Again the question is begged; why is the interpretation needed from church full of mortal men no better than any of us.

Especially a church with a 1,500 year history of being self serving.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi there friends

@ Cantabrain, I will post a bit of Scripture from the Good Book, the KJV1611. Read it and tell me your interpretation.
I will respond with mine.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10



If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi there friends

James Hutchins, hi James. Do you think I did not answer a question? Please tell which one, and I will gladly answer it.

Seriously?? How about every one of the questions people have asked you. Your 'answers' were little more than typical catlick spin doctoring. We are not here to play games. If you cannot speak openly and honestly in the forum, I am forced to ask you to leave.

I think you need a little quiet time to reflect on your behavior.


Edit: I see a Baptist Church Elder infracted you.

See, we True Christian™ Baptists do not tolerate any lies, cheats or perversions. If the KJV Bible tells us it is bad, we have a zero tolerence. You have lied on nGod's Favorite Forum®. You are traveling down the path of eternal damnation. Life may seem like fun and games to you, but I can assure you, it is not. A point will come when you die, sooner if you contine down the path you are on. One day, you will die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[The Cantabrian]

Re: Hi there friends

Then why does the Bible speak of human perfection more often than of total depravity? You are sounding dangerously Calvinistic here. It sounds like someone is cruising for an excommunication.

1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

1 Corinthians 2:15-16 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.

Hey Levi, you know it is possible to have a Christ-like state of mind, and to sin, and still be one of God's children. Believers can and do sin (see 1 John 1:8; 2:1; 5:16-17). We just do not do the 'sin unto death', and we are not in a state of sin. This is what 1 John 5:18 is about. We are fallible and imperfect, or else we would need guidance from anybody, be he priest, reverend or pastor.

Again the question is begged; why is the interpretation needed from church full of mortal men no better than any of us.

Because over 2 millenia the church has been filled with many thousands of educated and holy men, who have built knowledge and understanding about the Christian life brick-by-brick.

Wow. Looks like I hit a nerve.

I did not tell you what YOU believe. Re-read my post. Its says "many" Catlicks believe .....

Like I said (and I stand by what I say) many Australian Catlicks are praying to Mary McKillop (do a google if you have not heard of her) so that they can prove a miracle and have her receive a sainthood.

Here at LBC we believe that God is the only one to perform miracles. Not dead Australian women!

I tell you again, no one prays to Mary McKillop. They might pray through her, but not to her. And that is no different from asking your pastor or a church elder to pray for you. We Catholics also believe that only God can perform miracles.

Seriously?? How about every one of the questions people have asked you. Your 'answers' were little more than typical catlick spin doctoring. We are not here to play games. If you cannot speak openly and honestly in the forum, I am forced to ask you to leave.

I think you need a little quiet time to reflect on your behavior.


Edit: I see a Baptist Church Elder infracted you.

See, we True Christian™ Baptists do not tolerate any lies, cheats or perversions. If the KJV Bible tells us it is bad, we have a zero tolerence. You have lied on nGod's Favorite Forum®. You are traveling down the path of eternal damnation. Life may seem like fun and games to you, but I can assure you, it is not. A point will come when you die, sooner if you contine down the path you are on. One day, you will die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

Well, thank you for that. As I say, if there is any question you feel I have not answered please ask it again and I will try to do so.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Hi there friends

Hey Levi, you know it is possible to have a Christ-like state of mind, and to sin, and still be one of God's children. Believers can and do sin (see 1 John 1:8; 2:1; 5:16-17). We just do not do the 'sin unto death', and we are not in a state of sin. This is what 1 John 5:18 is about. We are fallible and imperfect, or else we would need guidance from anybody, be he priest, reverend or pastor.

Wrong.

http://www.stopsinning.net/

[Morgana]

Re: Clyde's theme

Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo
I got my head changed
By a Jumbo Jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is... no.

Is there someone here who can translate this for me please?????????????????

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi there friends

I am originally from Spain, now studying for phd in England. I am interested in comparative religion. I know the Landover church is said to be protestant extremist, but I am catholic. But still I hope we can have constructive conversations about what we believe and maybe we will find we will have more in common than things that separate us!

My phd thesis is about protestant misunderstanding and misconceptions of catholic beliefs, so I am hoping perhaps I can be of assistance in things about the catholic church that you do not understand.

I call bullpuckey. Give me the name and phone number of your professor so I can verify this.

I believe that you are here to mock Jesus and promote papism. I have no doubt that satan himself sent you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hi there friends

Because over 2 millenia the church has been filled with many thousands of educated and holy men, who have built knowledge and understanding about the Christian life brick-by-brick.

You mean as in all those frankly lavacious deceptions of naked women and men in St Peters? Or the Vatican itself which is so opulent that the wags joke Pope John Paul II found heaven shabby in comparison. Oh yes, the Catholic church just screams to the world were their minds are focused.

I can imagine in the midst of one of the most luxurious palaces in the world, protected by a private army, with a self appointed power to damn or to grant salvation and lead by a man whose pronouncements are held to be infallible the Catholic hierarchy is just filled with a humility before God.
<- if you didn't know.
More like a surefire recipe for utter corruption and venality.