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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: So wait...

    Originally posted by Goggles View Post
    Does any Christian in the world know how the world was formed for sure? No.
    Wrong again. Every single True Christian(tm) knows how the world was formed. God did it.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #17
      Re: So wait...

      Originally posted by Goggles View Post
      I'd like proof of that. You'll probably reply with "faith", but that's mostly all you have to go by, isn't it.

      Also, I don't remember anywhere in your big book of hate and sin, it says if you don't believe in God, you are homosexual? God must be very fickle with his people.
      I gave you the proof son. It's hardly faith when it's written down in black and white.

      The only reason anyone would NOT believe in God is because of personal sin and their refusal to be accountable to a Higher Power. That power is Jesus Christ.

      I've been there, trust me. In the 1980's I was bisexual, addicted to several Schedule II narcotics, passing bad checks, etc. All because of sin that I refused to give up.

      Salvation© awaits even foul gay sinners like you. But you must take the first step and repent.

      In Christ.
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • Goggles
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2010
        • 15

        #18
        Re: So wait...

        Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
        We have proof. It's called the Holy Bible. Trust me, you don't have anything better.
        Yep, it's called a science textbook.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #19
          Re: So wait...

          Originally posted by Goggles View Post
          Relying with one answer, however right it may seem to you, is ignorant.
          At least it is an answer. Science doesn't even know what 80% of the universe is made of. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_matter

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #20
            Re: So wait...

            Originally posted by Goggles View Post
            Yep, it's called a science textbook.
            You should trade your goggles in for a pair of spectacles before you make more of a spectacle of yourself.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: So wait...

              Originally posted by Goggles View Post
              Yep, it's called a science textbook.
              Written by secular scientists who think they know more than Jesus. Liars one and all.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Goggles
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2010
                • 15

                #22
                Re: So wait...

                And you're writing this because you think you know more than scientists. Liars one and all.

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #23
                  Re: So wait...

                  Originally posted by Goggles View Post
                  And you're writing this because you think you know more than scientists. Liars one and all.
                  The only one lying here is you.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: So wait...

                    Originally posted by Goggles View Post
                    And you're writing this because you think you know more than scientists. Liars one and all.
                    Nope. I'm just a humble True Christian(tm) Pastor trying my best to do God's Work.


                    He knows.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Goggles
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 15

                      #25
                      Re: So wait...

                      I'm supposed to. Remember, Satan sent me? I'm also apparently a homosexual twaddle.

                      But that's beside the point. You guys really aren't accepting, are you? Someone questions you and your book and "BAM", insults and slandering everywhere. FYI, I'm also not an Athiest. I just don't have faith in anything presented to me currently. I don't even trust science sometimes. Sometimes it's fun to question people and beliefs. You are some of those people. Have fun with your lives, keep believing what you want, I expect you to do nothing else. I find nothing wrong with you, live your lives, and praise who you want. I'll be waiting for a definitive answer, and helping to find it along the way. Good night.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: So wait...

                        Dear Hatemonger:

                        The definitive answer is: Obey God's every word or spend eternity being tortured in hell.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Goggles
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 15

                          #27
                          Re: So wait...

                          You're kidding, right? I have to assimilate now? Even after I try to be a good person, and stop questioning your beliefs?

                          Apparently I need to be a Christian to be a good person. That's kind of sad. I could cure cancer, and still go to hell? Too bad, I better give up on helping the world if hell is waiting for me anyways.

                          My name is Connor, by the way. I'm a living person, not a hatemonger.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: So wait...

                            Being a "nice guy" won't keep you out of hell, hatemonger. Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

                            As for your name, well, you had an opportunity to be civil and introduce yourself like most people do in your very first post. You came in spewing hatred, so that's how we see you.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #29
                              Re: So wait...

                              Originally posted by Goggles View Post
                              You're kidding, right? I have to assimilate now? Even after I try to be a good person, and stop questioning your beliefs?

                              Apparently I need to be a Christian to be a good person. That's kind of sad. I could cure cancer, and still go to hell? Too bad, I better give up on helping the world if hell is waiting for me anyways.

                              My name is Connor, by the way. I'm a living person, not a hatemonger.
                              Hi, Connor. Pleased to meet you. If you don't approve of sound Christian teaching, take it up with the Lord.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                              • Goggles
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 15

                                #30
                                Re: So wait...

                                You can see for what I make of myself here, I don't mind. The least you can do is call me by my real name, as it has been revealed to you. You don't have to, I'd just respect you more if you did.

                                I don't hate any of you, I really don't hate anyone. I'm sorry if what you read into was hate, I apologize for that. And I may not just be a "nice guy". I can and will follow all the rules that my society holds for me, as long as those rules are fair and just. I love my neighbour, and have the utmost respect for my mother and father. I just don't believe in God. If that's a problem for you, I am sorry. But you cannot change a person with hateful words and scaring tactics.

                                I may like to "troll" now and then, but it's teenage fun. If I've put a dent in your lives, I also apologize. Reactions and social outbursts are part of what I love. I plan on studying psychology in my future.

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