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  • me chinee
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2010
    • 2

    #1

    PRAISE BOO TAH.

    Hello. I am Peter Chow, from the Chinese church of BOO TAH!
    I am here to proclaim the good news of BOO TAH to everyone.

    Advantages of praising BOO TAH

    1. You get to wear a nifty hat.
    2.
    3. BOO TAH makes kids happy.
    6. BOO TAH gives adults the wealth of a thousand Jesus'.

    Basically, THERE ARE NO DISADVANTAGES! Waha! Yes.
    So, please accept my praising. AND GO TO BOO TAH!

    Good day.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

    This is the introduction forum, hop-sing. Tell us about yourself, but leave out the long boring stories about your buck-toothed ancestors, ok?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

      Fine, I'll bite. What are you jabbering about?

      What in the heck is BOO TAH?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • me chinee
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        • Aug 2010
        • 2

        #4
        Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        This is the introduction forum, hop-sing. Tell us about yourself, but leave out the long boring stories about your buck-toothed ancestors, ok?
        YOU DISRESPECT CHOW? OOOOH... NO... I DO NOT FOLLOW.
        YOU SIR, ARE GOING TO THE CHELLO.
        YES... SEE YOU IN CHELLO MY FRIEND. HAHAH.

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        • Goggles
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2010
          • 15

          #5
          Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

          I find your beliefs interesting, Peter. Maybe I will praise BOO TAH, and gain all of his splendors.

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          • HTannor
            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2612

            #6
            Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

            I suppose I should say "welcome, chink."

            I really don't understand that gook nonsense you posted. Can you at least talk American while you're here?
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • Warner S. Davidson
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 586

              #7
              Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

              Welcome Mr Chow:

              1. When you press my shirts no starch on the collars please

              2. Jesus doesn't like lemon chicken nor eating with chopsticks

              3. Can you get me one of your countries $25 Rolex's ?
              2 Samuel 22:31

              As for God, His way is perfect;
              The word of the LORD is proven;
              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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              • David Micheal
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2010
                • 207

                #8
                Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

                Originally posted by me chinee View Post
                Hello. I am Peter Chow, from the Chinese church of BOO TAH!
                I am here to proclaim the good news of BOO TAH to everyone.

                Advantages of praising BOO TAH

                1. You get to wear a nifty hat.
                2.
                3. BOO TAH makes kids happy.
                6. BOO TAH gives adults the wealth of a thousand Jesus'.

                Basically, THERE ARE NO DISADVANTAGES! Waha! Yes.
                So, please accept my praising. AND GO TO BOO TAH!

                Good day.
                Please speak the American Language anad and give me all the expensive goods that your country makes for $20(for the overall purchase).

                The god you worship is a false idol and you will be burning in hell if you do not repent and become a True Christian.

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                • Sister Charli
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1590

                  #9
                  Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

                  Originally posted by me chinee View Post

                  Advantages of praising BOO TAH

                  1. You get to wear a nifty hat.
                  2.
                  3. BOO TAH makes kids happy.
                  6. BOO TAH gives adults the wealth of a thousand Jesus'.
                  And you don't need to learn how to count by the looks of it.

                  So how will you know whether a number 47 is sweet and sour pork or deep fried ice cream with lychees?
                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                  • David Micheal
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 207

                    #10
                    Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

                    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                    And you don't need tp learn how to count by the looks of it.

                    So how will you know whether a number 47 is sweet and sour pork or deep fried ice cream with lychees?
                    I suspect he's one of those trolls that the public daycare needs to take back.

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                    • Bryan Tamariki
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 285

                      #11
                      Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

                      Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post
                      Welcome Mr Chow:

                      1. When you press my shirts no starch on the collars please

                      2. Jesus doesn't like lemon chicken nor eating with chopsticks

                      3. Can you get me one of your countries $25 Rolex's ?
                      Maybe he means that fat navel-gazing demon Boodah? "BOO TAH gives adults the wealth of a thousand Jesus" - is that why most silly hat wearing Boodists live in abject poverty? ... I like lemon chicken. Those $25 Chinese 'Lorex's' fall apart after the 1 year warranty expires.

                      YIC
                      Bryan.
                      Joshua 24:15
                      And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #12
                        Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

                        BOO TAH. Sounds like something that happens when you go to the toilet.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • John Creeser
                          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                           
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 7248

                          #13
                          Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Fine, I'll bite. What are you jabbering about?

                          What in the heck is BOO TAH?
                          I think I can answer that. See the nigras yell "BOO YAH" when they jump out of the shadows/sewers and want to scare decent White folk. Perhaps this is the same but for our little yellow friends.

                          I wonder what they would jump out of though? Maybe bamboo or a puddle of yellow pee

                          YIC,

                          John.
                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                          • Colin Cameron
                            Unsaved trash, gay euro soccer fan
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 69

                            #14
                            Re: PRAISE BOO TAH.

                            Originally posted by me chinee View Post
                            Hello. I am Peter Chow, from the Chinese church of BOO TAH!
                            I am here to proclaim the good news of BOO TAH to everyone.

                            Advantages of praising BOO TAH

                            1. You get to wear a nifty hat.
                            2.
                            3. BOO TAH makes kids happy.
                            6. BOO TAH gives adults the wealth of a thousand Jesus'.


                            Basically, THERE ARE NO DISADVANTAGES! Waha! Yes.
                            So, please accept my praising. AND GO TO BOO TAH!

                            Good day.
                            Tell us more about you Me Chinee...

                            Have you been an enemy of God for a while now? Do you need to be saved?

                            Have you began Bible Study formally yet?

                            Its never too late, my Chow Mein loving friend, just put faith in Jesus.

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