[Brother Helge]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

Most welcome to this Godly forum!

[Nobar King]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

Welcome C-Y. Enough of the Bible stuff. We have a whole forum for that. This is an introduction thread for us to get to know you. How about telling us about yourself?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

With the number of characters provided, my username implies a cybernetic medium for me to spread the word of GOD.

And I owe/have owed a number of apologies to Lisa H, which is why I wished to have access to private messaging, immediately subsequent to my post. Judging by her responses, I was sure she'd get the last word; regardless.

I'm glad that you are coming around to our way of thinking, CyberYahweh. FYI, our way of thinking is the only correct one. In the future, if you have doubts as to the accuracy of your own thinking, just compare your thoughts to ours and you will have the final answer.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

@Mrs. Rogers
You truly are too kind. My philosophy for quote mining comes from Matthew 7:7. If I seek what I want to see, surely I will find it.

Biblically-based philosophies are always the best sort, dear. I'm not much one for all that other navel-gazing nonsense, it's neither necessary nor contingent.

The Bible, therefore God Exists. That's all the philosophy I'll ever need.

[Lisa H]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

With the number of characters provided, my username implies a cybernetic medium for me to spread the word of GOD.

And I owe/have owed a number of apologies to Lisa H, which is why I wished to have access to private messaging, immediately subsequent to my post. Judging by her responses, I was sure she'd get the last word; regardless.

You can still make an apology regardless of private messaging. Does it really matter if I have "last word".

[CyberYahweh]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

I had browsed through the rules of the forum, and I understood the statutes pertaining to libel and slander - it was genuinely not from my heart, and in the same "context," that our clash of scripture was spirited in. For what it's worth, I sincerely apologize, Lisa - the character model I presented was shameful, by any standard, and does not represent my true nature - but was intent on the comfort that you'd take it in the satire in which it was given, as I'd admitted the ironies of what I'd said pertaining to your statements.


FURTHERMORE: I don't know how to go about expanding on my original post which CLEARLY described my life. But, since the Internet has been known as a place for some people to play devils advocate, or enact a false persona; I will entertain a dishonest caricature of myself:

My name's Adam, I'm currently pursuing an expanded education in biology. I am a member of Skagit Secular Student Alliance, which is one of American Atheists' many subsidiaries. I attend and participate in many live debates and discussion forums, often provoked in either a organized and moderated environment, or a congregational environment against Young Earth Creationists, or other assertions that're posited without justification. I live in Seattle, Wa, and am in an endearing relationship with my girlfriend of almost 2 years. Though I'm an atheist, I'm very passionate about literary history, and the commonalities and correlations of all world religions. I spend much of my free time arguing, debating, studying, and writing essay-format responses on several discussion forums pertaining to the above. I'm a big fan of Ezekiel Flint's page on Facebook, and found this site - which affords me the opportunity to play the fanatical role that I've contested for many, many years - since my own deconversion from Christianity, curtailing a very religious upbringing, and an intuitive self-journey into the 1611 KJV (the edition I'm holding in my avatar).

OF COURSE, the above is simply a caricature of how deceptive an atheist's lies can be! A story so UNTRUE as that (and in weak, small text) can't possibly be true.

Psalm 14:1 -- The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."

A true statement, that I live by. Some may say, that's only the hallmark of a poor car salesman... but if that were true, would I have really bough this amazing 1986 Chevy Caprice with 230k miles on it, for $17k? I think not! Only someone who was both deluded and credulous would pass off such a valuable statement, as a cop out.

@Mrs. Rogers
Ahhh, Ontological Philosophy mixed with Circular reasoning! A dangerous recipe, sure to give the foolish skeptic some theological indigestion!

[Lisa H]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

I read your response and will accept you apology.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

FURTHERMORE: I don't know how to go about expanding on my original post which CLEARLY described my life. But, since the Internet has been known as a place for some people to play devils advocate, or enact a false persona; I will entertain a dishonest caricature of myself:

As disturbing as your characterisation was to read, I thank you for your bravery, Mr. CyberYahweh. It is always dangerous for a Christian to meditate upon the atheist mindset, to immerse themselves in the depraved depths of nothingness; I can only hope for your sake you did not use any method acting techniques, lest you cannot shake off the horrifically nasal atheist accent.

[CyberYahweh]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

As disturbing as your characterisation was to read, I thank you for your bravery, Mr. CyberYahweh. It is always dangerous for a Christian to meditate upon the atheist mindset, to immerse themselves in the depraved depths of nothingness; I can only hope for your sake you did not use any method acting techniques, lest you cannot shake off the horrifically nasal atheist accent.

Oh, Testify! Thespian idolatry is something that any true Christian should avoid, unless it glorifies HIM (Not the punk rock band, Heavens to betsy)! That very same speech, is the speech I give to children; within my volunteer curriculum at Jesus Camp. Know thy enemy - as all non-believers share the unmistakable mark of the beast!

That snide, weasely, restricted sines accent is almost as bad as the irreducibly complex vocabulary it encompasses. It's almost as though the heathens are speaking in indiscernible TONGUES (and not the GOOD kind! Mark 16: 15-18).

Once again, thank you for your fairly-weathered kindness and intrusively judgmental Christian welcomes, everyone! Definitive hospitality, finally!

Really enjoying browsing the site - what an immeasurable amount of SCRIPTURALLY SUPPLEMENTED worldly truths!

[CyberYahweh]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

sines

-Sinus*

My penitent, grammatical apologies.

[Nobar King]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

I appreciate good writing, but it's useless here unless you're praising Jesus. Get with the program.

[CyberYahweh]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

Apologies - it was the mere blaspheming nature of my typo, which I needed to reconcile.

Sines & Cosines appear as an irrefutable mathemagic law from a NON-BIBLICAL source, and a NON-BIBLICAL, MATHEMAGICAL foundation. It is a FOUNDATION that seeks an ABSOLUTE, whilst offering NO OWNERSHIP or CREDIT to the LORD my GOD.

It's too early in my tutelage here, for me to be branded a blasphemer or a witch; out of my own human carelessness and imperfection. Much penitence, I do seek.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

Apologies - it was the mere blaspheming nature of my typo, which I needed to reconcile.

Sines & Cosines appear as an irrefutable mathemagic law from a NON-BIBLICAL source, and a NON-BIBLICAL, MATHEMAGICAL foundation. It is a FOUNDATION that seeks an ABSOLUTE, whilst offering NO OWNERSHIP or CREDIT to the LORD my GOD.

It's too early in my tutelage here, for me to be branded a blasphemer or a witch; out of my own human carelessness and imperfection. Much penitence, I do seek.

Try not to overthink the word of our Lord as we are warned of in the Bible. There is something to be said for blindly following him.

Colossians 2:8 (King James Version)


8Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

[CyberYahweh]

Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

@Benedict A. Davis

Isaiah 1:17
"Learn to do right! Seek justice, encourage the oppressed. Defend the cause of the fatherless, plead the case of the widow."

In this instance, mending a confusing typo; and seeking justice for this flaw. It is because my eyes are OPEN to the LORD, that I was able to spot that it was a typo-most-heinous; that merited reconciliation. Although, I am afforded the grace to justify mathemagics AFTER GOD; many of mathemagic's propagators claim it as an absolute that is independent of GOD, and not contingent upon HIM.

Duet. 4:39
"So remember this and keep it firmly in mind: The LORD is God both in heaven and on earth, and there is no other."

I am wary of anything that claims independence or exemption from HIS HOLY WORD and OMNIPRESENCE. Blindness? Nay - my eyes are wide and wary.

Additionally, since I am a noob and was just recently afforded the Blessings of post-editing and hindsight spell-check, I was unable to do so at that time of the aforementioned post; ergo my persecution for committing a double-post-edit was inevitable. As any good Christian, I openly accept persecution for my Faith and all of its implications; for which I am justified and right.

Jeremiah 20:11
“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
“Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you."


Much Love in Christ, friend.