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  • Discobeef
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    • Aug 2010
    • 8

    #1

    Pleased to meet you

    Hello Everybody,

    My name is Aaron, I'm a new member introducing myself.
    I am Canadian but have recently moved to Australia.
    They really hate Americans down here for some reason, I don't know why... There's lots of ungodliness here. Landover should consider planting a church here to bring salvation to this backwards culture.

    Bless You brothers. Keep on fighting the good fight.

  • landoverlover
    Also loves Jesus and America
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2010
    • 828

    #2
    Re: Pleased to meet you

    Originally posted by Discobeef View Post
    Hello Everybody,

    My name is Aaron, I'm a new member introducing myself.
    I am Canadian but have recently moved to Australia.
    They really hate Americans down here for some reason, I don't know why... There's lots of ungodliness here. Landover should consider planting a church here to bring salvation to this backwards culture.

    Bless You brothers. Keep on fighting the good fight.


    Welcome to God's chosen forum! We have many Australians here, so you're in good company.

    Please tell us more about yourself. How did you come to Jesus? What church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? How many soldiers for Christ have you sired?

    Don't worry about the Aussies hating the USA, as long as it's for the right reasons.
    Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

    2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



    King James Bible v1611

    Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Pleased to meet you

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #4
        Re: Pleased to meet you

        Originally posted by Discobeef View Post
        Hello Everybody,

        My name is Aaron, I'm a new member introducing myself.
        I am Canadian but have recently moved to Australia.
        They really hate Americans down here for some reason, I don't know why... There's lots of ungodliness here. Landover should consider planting a church here to bring salvation to this backwards culture.

        Bless You brothers. Keep on fighting the good fight.

        Welcome to the forum.

        You appear very confused you say you are Canadian but Australians hate you because you are American. You may also want to look in the phone book for your local Baptist Church. A little more time with the Bible will help you.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Discobeef
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Aug 2010
          • 8

          #5
          Re: Pleased to meet you

          >You appear very confused you say you are Canadian but Australians hate you because you are American. You may also want to look in the phone book for your local Baptist Church. A little more time with the Bible will help you.
          I was born in Canada but recently moved to Australia. How am I confused?

          My favorite Bible verse is 'They will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks. Nation will not take up sword against nation, nor will they train for war anymore' - Isaiah 2:4

          I've been a Christian for 5 years. Been through 4 different versions of the Bible so far.

          I've been testing out different churches so far... Haven't found a home yet. What so you guys think of the 'Jews for Jesus'?

          Aaron.

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          • CyberYahweh
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2010
            • 161

            #6
            Re: Pleased to meet you

            Originally posted by Discobeef View Post
            What so you guys think of the 'Jews for Jesus'?
            Anything that directs the flow of Jooish tithing to more sacred establishments is worth at least some reverence, in HIS name.

            Welcome, sir - my deepest condolences on your past, and current living situations.
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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #7
              Re: Pleased to meet you

              Originally posted by Discobeef View Post
              >You appear very confused you say you are Canadian but Australians hate you because you are American. You may also want to look in the phone book for your local Baptist Church. A little more time with the Bible will help you.
              I was born in Canada but recently moved to Australia. How am I confused?

              My favorite Bible verse is 'They will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks. Nation will not take up sword against nation, nor will they train for war anymore' - Isaiah 2:4

              I've been a Christian for 5 years. Been through 4 different versions of the Bible so far.

              I've been testing out different churches so far... Haven't found a home yet. What so you guys think of the 'Jews for Jesus'?

              Aaron.
              If you are not confused then why did you say Australians hate you because you are American. Your confusion also shows by not being able to find a local Baptist church in the phone book. Why don't you read the read the King James Bible like True Christians do.

              What do you mean by "What so you guys think of the Jews for Jesus". Are you implying we are racist towards Jews. Racism is not tolerated here. God loves all who turn to Him.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Discobeef
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                Under Investigation
                • Aug 2010
                • 8

                #8
                Re: Pleased to meet you

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                If you are not confused then why did you say Australians hate you because you are American. Your confusion also shows by not being able to find a local Baptist church in the phone book. Why don't you read the read the King James Bible like True Christians do.

                What do you mean by "What so you guys think of the Jews for Jesus". Are you implying we are racist towards Jews. Racism is not tolerated here. God loves all who turn to Him.
                Australians don't hate me. I'm not American. They hate you!
                They are quite indifferent to me.

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #9
                  Re: Pleased to meet you

                  Originally posted by Discobeef View Post
                  Australians don't hate me. I'm not American. They hate you!
                  They are quite indifferent to me.
                  Are you telling me Australians are walking with signs and yelling "We hate Lisa"
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Discobeef
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 8

                    #10
                    Re: Pleased to meet you

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Are you telling me Australians are walking with signs and yelling "We hate Lisa"
                    Practically. This is the best selling shirt in Australia right now.

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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #11
                      Re: Pleased to meet you

                      Originally posted by Discobeef View Post
                      Practically. This is the best selling shirt in Australia right now.

                      The Lord did warn me about my beauty was well known among heathens. Are you upset that I am well known and you are only known on Kings Cross.

                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #12
                        Re: Pleased to meet you

                        I know you really own these items and other I love Lisa items.

                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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