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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14490

    #31
    Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

    Naturally I would never be so brazen as to venture an opinion, and so your confirmation of what I suspected is welcome, Sir.
    "vessels of brass…are consecrated unto the LORD" Joshua 6:19
    I had used a measuring rod for myself - it was most satisfactory - but with no husband for instruction a void looms within me craving wisdom.
    I think I might be getting a little introspective, perhaps a gateway sin for demons which must be disciplined
    I will go and attend to some scrubbing… (but isn't this getting rather off topic?)

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #32
      Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

      I hope none of you are responsible for manufacturing anything that a persons life depends on, as the tolerances you use to keep within your interpretation of your fairytale would not be conducive to safety ( a circle of diameter 10 will have a circumference of 31.4 {to the first decimal}).

      Now with a simple re-interpretation of 1 Kings 7 you could have a value of that would actually work.

      So I am not here to show that your book is wrong (though it is in oh so many places) just that you do not even understand it yourselves.
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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #33
        Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        I hope none of you are responsible for manufacturing anything that a persons life depends on, as the tolerances you use to keep within your interpretation of your fairytale would not be conducive to safety ( a circle of diameter 10 will have a circumference of 31.4 {to the first decimal}).

        Now with a simple re-interpretation of 1 Kings 7 you could have a value of that would actually work.

        So I am not here to show that your book is wrong (though it is in oh so many places) just that you do not even understand it yourselves.
        Of course thinks work if it came from the Bible. You are just going on one of your pirate tangents again.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • proteastantguy
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Aug 2010
          • 488

          #34
          Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

          Originally posted by Joshua Godwins View Post
          Greetings proteastantguy. I am new to this fine forum and am looking forward to assisting degenerates such as yourself find eternal Salvation.

          I find your choice of name rather unfortunate. A name is a reflection of one's inner core, and world view. You seem to view yourself as a false Christian protestant, most likely of the self loathing Presbyterian or Methodist variety. I would encourage you to learn to use a spell checker. It is "Protestant" not "Proteastant".

          But what's even more unfortunate than your choice of name, is your seeming lack of confidence that the Bible is the unerring word of God! "I don't believe the bible is fiction." How weak is that! Bible should be capitalized! Any sane person would realize upon careful reading that the Bible contains all the knowledge and wisdom any man or feeble minded woman needs! After all, the Holy Bible IS God's Holy unerring Word! Show some confidence in that knowledge!

          My suggestion to you is to obtain a King James Authorized Bible and begin fervent study. Please remember to pay the clerk at the bookstore, God does not condone theft even if the coveted object just happens to be a Bible. Study your Bible carefully and you will find enlightenment, and more importantly, eternal Salvation.

          I will pray for you, Proteastantguy.
          Oh welcome mister Jodhua, maybe my wision of god and the bible will change sometime, but what I meant is that I don't see the bible just as a book. And of course I will study the bible. Btw I'm sorry for my lack of saying, but I'm a person who doesn't have much to say normally.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14490

            #35
            Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

            I can't understand what Mr. Freddie keeps going on about for. We already know that the circumference of a circle having a diameter of 10 is 30. God has told us.

            God made everything, and that works!

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #36
              Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              I can't understand what Mr. Freddie keeps going on about for. We already know that the circumference of a circle having a diameter of 10 is 30. God has told us.

              God made everything, and that works!
              God told us no such thing, nor does the KJV-CFT.

              I hope you are not involved in the construction of anything of importance if this is an example of what you feel to be an acceptable tolerance.
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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14490

                #37
                Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                ..well, I spin wool on a spinning wheel (which I have to assemble first, of-course)
                and electronic music is electronic (sine waves)
                oh, yes - I do have to calculate musical scales (based ) for my harpsichord - and that isn't round
                God made the world, that is round and He couldn't do that with crook arithmetic -- as above, so below -- hence the brazen sea in Kings; this is too easy, The Bible is FACT

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #38
                  Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  ..well, I spin wool on a spinning wheel (which I have to assemble first, of-course)
                  and electronic music is electronic (sine waves)
                  oh, yes - I do have to calculate musical scales (based ) for my harpsichord - and that isn't round
                  God made the world, that is round and He couldn't do that with crook arithmetic -- as above, so below -- hence the brazen sea in Kings; this is too easy, The Bible is FACT
                  Now putting aside the issue of the Bible being fact or not, I am not saying that when it comes to describing the molten sea of Kings that the writers got the maths wrong, what I am saying is that to derive from what it writ to be 3.00 is to misinterpret that passage of the KJV-CFT.

                  Why is it so hard to accept another interpretation where what is writ can be shown to match what maths shows to be?

                  I would have thought those that wish to defend the KJV-CFT would love such an interpretation.
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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #39
                    Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Now putting aside the issue of the Bible being fact or not, I am not saying that when it comes to describing the molten sea of Kings that the writers got the maths wrong, what I am saying is that to derive from what it writ to be 3.00 is to misinterpret that passage of the KJV-CFT.

                    Why is it so hard to accept another interpretation where what is writ can be shown to match what maths shows to be?

                    I would have thought those that wish to defend the KJV-CFT would love such an interpretation.
                    You still bleating on about this.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #40
                      Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      You still bleating on about this.
                      Purely replying to another's post Lisa, why are you stalking me?
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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #41
                        Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Purely replying to another's post Lisa, why are you stalking me?
                        Your just posting the same old spaghetti nonsense again. Why would I want to stalk you.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #42
                          Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          Your just posting the same old spaghetti nonsense again.
                          I am just having a discussion about the KJV-CFT, no mention of the True religious texts.
                          Why would I want to stalk you.
                          I have no idea, you just seem to have some need to keep following me about.
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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #43
                            Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            I am just having a discussion about the KJV-CFT, no mention of the True religious texts.
                            I have no idea, you just seem to have some need to keep following me about.
                            I see you are talking about KJV-CFT, not the King James Bible.

                            Sinners like you need be rebuked and put in their place. When are you going to change your pagan worship and follow Jesus.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              • Apr 2009
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                              #44
                              Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              I see you are talking about KJV-CFT, not the King James Bible.
                              The King James Bible, the KJV1611, AV1611 and the KJV-CFT are all the same book Lisa.

                              The KJV-CFT just being the most accurate name for it.
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                              • Lisa H
                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 5070

                                #45
                                Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                The King James Bible, the KJV1611, AV1611 and the KJV-CFT are all the same book Lisa.
                                How can they be the same, they have different names. Even you must admit that.
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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