X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Beeilnnore
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2010
    • 2

    #1

    The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

    How do you know that the bible was actually written by god?
    You see I've always wondered this.. is there any evidence (I know you hate that word sorry) that the bible was actually written by god?
  • CyberYahweh
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2010
    • 161

    #2
    Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

    2 Timothy 3:16
    "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness."

    Ergo, your answer is yes.
    sigpic

    Comment

    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

      Originally posted by Beeilnnore View Post
      How do you know that the bible was actually written by god?
      You see I've always wondered this.. is there any evidence (I know you hate that word sorry) that the bible was actually written by god?
      It is God inspired. God guided the hand of the men who wrote it.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

      Comment

      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

        Originally posted by Beeilnnore View Post
        How do you know that the bible was actually written by god?
        You see I've always wondered this.. is there any evidence (I know you hate that word sorry) that the bible was actually written by god?
        This is what passes for an introduction in your country?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

        Comment

        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

          Originally posted by Beeilnnore View Post
          How do you know that the bible was actually written by god?
          You see I've always wondered this.. is there any evidence (I know you hate that word sorry) that the bible was actually written by god?
          Qwerty
          2:1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster speaks through all religions, deities, and prophets, and all religions, deities, and prophets are conduits to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
          Posted via Pasta

          True Pastafarian™

          May my Sauce be with you!
          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
          The Loose Canon - HTML version
          Loose Canon Fan Page
          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
          I have been to The Volcano!

          Comment

          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

            Originally posted by Beeilnnore View Post
            How do you know that the bible was actually written by god?
            You see I've always wondered this.. is there any evidence (I know you hate that word sorry) that the bible was actually written by god?
            God is all-knowing and all-powerful.

            If He didn't approve of the Bible, He could easily change it to say what He wanted.

            He has not changed it, because it says what it says.

            Therefore, one of four conditions must exist:
            • God approves of the Bible.
            • God doesn't care what the Bible says -- which could only happen if He doesn't care about us.
            • God intentionally allows people to be led astray so He may torture them for all eternity in Hell, because He is evil and spiteful.
            • God doesn't exist.
            Come, now. Which of these is the most likely explanation? Obviously, the first.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

            Comment

            • proteastantguy
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Aug 2010
              • 488

              #7
              Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

              Well, I've never denied what the bible says is correct, though I'm not a relegious person. Btw. you might want to give me either an infraction or some bad rep for this, but I'll let you do it.

              Comment

              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                Originally posted by Beeilnnore View Post
                How do you know that the bible was actually written by god?
                You see I've always wondered this.. is there any evidence (I know you hate that word sorry) that the bible was actually written by god?
                Read THIS.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                Comment

                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                  Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                  Well, I've never denied what the bible says is correct, though I'm not a relegious person. Btw. you might want to give me either an infraction or some bad rep for this, but I'll let you do it.
                  If you are getting an infraction it is for making a rambling post that lacks context. What are you talking about?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

                  Comment

                  • proteastantguy
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 488

                    #10
                    Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    If you are getting an infraction it is for making a rambling post that lacks context. What are you talking about?
                    That I don't believe the bible is fiction.

                    Comment

                    • Dingleberry
                      Unsaved trash, drunken aussie Godmocker
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 54

                      #11
                      Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                      So then does that mean you believe everything in the bible actually happened?
                      This space is allocated for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. Any deviance from this policy can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges. --ADMIN

                      Comment

                      • John Creeser
                        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                         
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 7248

                        #12
                        Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                        Originally posted by Dingleberry View Post
                        So then does that mean you believe everything in the bible actually happened?
                        In the KJV1611? Yes, and to the LETTER!!
                        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


                        Comment

                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                          If the Bible isn't true, then how can you explain pi being 3?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

                          Comment

                          • Joshua Godwins
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 88

                            #14
                            Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                            Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                            That I don't believe the bible is fiction.
                            Greetings proteastantguy. I am new to this fine forum and am looking forward to assisting degenerates such as yourself find eternal Salvation.

                            I find your choice of name rather unfortunate. A name is a reflection of one's inner core, and world view. You seem to view yourself as a false Christian protestant, most likely of the self loathing Presbyterian or Methodist variety. I would encourage you to learn to use a spell checker. It is "Protestant" not "Proteastant".

                            But what's even more unfortunate than your choice of name, is your seeming lack of confidence that the Bible is the unerring word of God! "I don't believe the bible is fiction." How weak is that! Bible should be capitalized! Any sane person would realize upon careful reading that the Bible contains all the knowledge and wisdom any man or feeble minded woman needs! After all, the Holy Bible IS God's Holy unerring Word! Show some confidence in that knowledge!

                            My suggestion to you is to obtain a King James Authorized Bible and begin fervent study. Please remember to pay the clerk at the bookstore, God does not condone theft even if the coveted object just happens to be a Bible. Study your Bible carefully and you will find enlightenment, and more importantly, eternal Salvation.

                            I will pray for you, Proteastantguy.
                            In His Name, Joshua

                            Comment

                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #15
                              Re: The bible.. worst fiction book ever written?

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              If the Bible isn't true, then how can you explain pi being 3?
                              It is not and we went into great detail about that here you are just interpreting it to be 3 when simple math will show you that is just an approximation, now it you use an different interpretation you can get it closer to the actual value.
                              Posted via Pasta

                              True Pastafarian™

                              May my Sauce be with you!
                              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                              The Loose Canon - HTML version
                              Loose Canon Fan Page
                              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                              I have been to The Volcano!

                              Comment

                              Working...