Sup, ya'll!

[Tiny Steve]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[SUV]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

But what about the Sup ("Supper")?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

How many times has this been posted. It's sad when trolls are so dumb they can't even come up with their own trolling material and post garbage they find on /b/.

**sigh**

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Nobar King]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

I don't understand why your girlfriend giving you a hot blow job made you think such terrible things about some Christians who you don't know on the internet? I'm sure she's going to be pleased to know that her attentions make you think such romantic things.

[CyberYahweh]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

To expand on Nobar's lament, she's forfeited her Salvation to lasciviously please you - and allow you to inflict your seed upon her face; and you brag about it? My child, are you saying that her tender, yet vile romantic advances merit dragging her to Hell with you?

Don't be afraid to go to hell alone - you'll be in like-minded company as you roast.

[David Micheal]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Repent for your sins, God mocking troll, Jesus wants you to be saved.

If you're not, then get out of the forums, troll

[James Hutchins]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

So Steve, I assume 'tiny' is a nick name your boyfriend gave you....

[Babatunde]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Enjoy Hell you stupid fornicator. Satan is waitin for you

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

How many times has this been posted. It's sad when trolls are so dumb they can't even come up with their own trolling material and post garbage they find on /b/.

**sigh**

I thought I'd seen that before. Google it, it's all over the Internets!

Like having a "girlfriend" who calls him "tiny" and has to get paid to provide him sexual pleasure is something to brag about?

Like if he were actually captain of a football team (instead of a Cheetos-scarfing Mom's-basement-dwelling chronic masturbator /b/-tard with a Tiny orange tallywhacker and no friends or future) he'd be trolling Internet forums during the couple of hours a week when he's not in intense training or wild sex with women he didn't have to pay for the pleasure?

And as if the adult members of a Christian church forum care what a teenager's grade in shop class is? How about his Salvation™ grade? It's a pass/fail kinda thing . . . and I'm smelling a whole lot of FAIL in this case.

[Discobeef]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

what's /b/?

[landoverlover]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

You know, it's always sad to see guys like you 20 years later. After real life has kicked you in the teeth; after you find out the world laughs cruelly at those public-school "A's" you find so valuable today, and your only sports memento is an old high school shirt that won't stretch over your beer gut. When you come home from your job selling carpet rems to the screeching harpy who hasn't orally pleasured you since the first of six squalling white-trash brats arrived.

That's when you'll be crying for Jesus, Mr. I'm-so-studly. We've seen you a thousand times, you're a dime a dozen.

Nothing to see here, move on.....

[Callisto]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

I’m pretty much perfect.

A perfect asswipe, sure. These people have religion to blame for their misogyny and homophobia, so what's your excuse?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Sup, ya'll!

A perfect asswipe, sure. These people have religion to blame for their misogyny and homophobia, so what's your excuse?

Pssst . . . he cut and pasted this. The unsaved trash didn't even have the wits to come up with his own trolling material.