Greetings!

[Hershel Rutherford]

Hi guys. I was an atheist until last, when I was touched by the hand of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a dream. In the dream, I was fishing, and I caught a fish that looked just like Jesus. It was undeniably a sign that I had to change my Satanic and hedonistic ways, and become a devout Follower of Christ. Shortly after, I took a closer look at the fish and realized that it bore no resemblance whatsoever to Our Savior; however, I shrugged this off as a failed attempt by our Socialist-Fascist Government to manipulate my dreams and steer me away from Jesus Christ.

I like large automatic weapons and NASCAR, and I attend the First Baptist Church of Troy, Michigan.

[landoverlover]

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Hi guys. I was an atheist until last, when I was touched by the hand of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a dream. In the dream, I was fishing, and I caught a fish that looked just like Jesus. It was undeniably a sign that I had to change my Satanic and hedonistic ways, and become a devout Follower of Christ. Shortly after, I took a closer look at the fish and realized that it bore no resemblance whatsoever to Our Savior; however, I shrugged this off as a failed attempt by our Socialist-Fascist Government to manipulate my dreams and steer me away from Jesus Christ.

I like large automatic weapons and NASCAR, and I attend the First Baptist Church of Troy, Michigan.

Well <shrug> whatever it takes, I suppose. Some catlickers see Jesus on a tortilla, but you're not one of those.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. What is your favorite Bible verse? How many soldiers for Christ has your wife borne you?

[Hershel Rutherford]

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My favorite Bible verses are 1 Timothy 2:12, Ephesians 5:22, and 1 Peter 2:18--I use them to keep the wife and kids in line.

We had four kids, but one of them strayed much too far from Jesus Christ, so we disowned her. We still pray for her every night in the hopes that God will show her the error of her ways and bring her back to us.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Welcome, that's quite the story you have there, friend.

You say the fish bore no resemblance to our saviour (maybe physically it didn't) but lest we forget he created all living things, so his spirit is always in them. What I deduce to have happened was that this occurrence was a sign from Jesus, who was inside the fish and then filled you with the Holy Spirit(r) as you picked it up.
You said you like automatic weapons, what are your favourite firearms?

Genesis 1
24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

[landoverlover]

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My favorite Bible verses are 1 Timothy 2:12, Ephesians 5:22, and 1 Peter 2:18--I use them to keep the wife and kids in line.

We had four kids, but one of them strayed much too far from Jesus Christ, so we disowned her. We still pray for her every night in the hopes that God will show her the error of her ways and bring her back to us.

I congratulate you, sir. Too few parents have the moral fiber to turn their backs on their disobedient children. They are lucky secular law prevents their stoning by the community.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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I congratulate you, sir. Too few parents have the moral fiber to turn their backs on their disobedient children. They are lucky secular law prevents their stoning by the community.

Parents unwilling to beat their children for misbehaving are weak willed rodents with no backbone indeed. Children are stupid and need to be told what to do.

Proverbs 1
7The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

Proverbs 13
1A wise son heareth his father's instruction: but a scorner heareth not rebuke.

[Animal Mother]

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Guns, you say?

Now I know it is a bit bland and unoriginal to ask, but uhh...

Brand? And of course, what do you use them for? I use to have... Less than ethical uses for my firearms, but a good pastor helped show me the error of my ways (I am disappointed that I didn't see it sooner) but this is a story for another day, or never...

[CyberYahweh]

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Welcome, friend!

Using prayer to bring your derelict daughter out of her abominable hatred of Christ is both wise, and effective parenting.

I Samuel 1:10-11
"And she was in bitterness of soul, and prayed unto the LORD, and wept sore. And she vowed a vow, and said, O LORD of hosts, if thou wilt indeed look on the affliction of thine handmaid, and remember me, and not forget thine handmaid, but wilt give unto thine handmaid a man child, then I will give him unto the LORD all the days of his life, and there shall no razor come upon his head."


LO AND BEHOLD:


I Samuel 1:20
"Wherefore it came to pass, when the time was come about after Hannah had conceived, that she bare a son, and called his name Samuel, saying, Because I have asked him of the LORD."


Compelling proof, of the effectiveness of prayer's practical application! Only if your daughter is truly and willfully of loathing of Our Lord, will she not be rebuked. Though, your leniency toward her is borderline liberal - as you've elected a method with less grace than hurled stones.

Furthermore; what compelling advice would you give to help lead an Atheist to GOD, and from their sodomizing, murderous, effeminate ways? Most smart EX-ATHEIST Christians are convinced by irrefutable scriptural truths, and very few are visited a Revelation in dreams. How would you go about preaching this?

[Hershel Rutherford]

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You said you like automatic weapons, what are your favourite firearms?

I really like my MP5, but when Jesus Christ calls upon me to overturn our government by means of physical destruction, you can bet that I'll be using my AK-47.

Parents unwilling to beat their children for misbehaving are weak willed rodents with no backbone indeed. Children are stupid and need to be told what to do

I couldn't agree with you more. In fact, I spent several hours beating my former daughter with a hot metal rod before disowning her. Once she decided to stop responding/breathing in what was clearly an act of rebellion against Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, it became obvious that she was not yet worthy of embracing The Truth, so I abandoned her limp body on the side of a freeway to let her sort things out.

[Hershel Rutherford]

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And of course, what do you use them for? I use to have... Less than ethical uses for my firearms, but a good pastor helped show me the error of my ways (I am disappointed that I didn't see it sooner) but this is a story for another day, or never...

What do I use them for? To take down our government, when called upon to do so by Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Furthermore; what compelling advice would you give to help lead an Atheist to GOD, and from their sodomizing, murderous, effeminate ways? Most smart EX-ATHEIST Christians are convinced by irrefutable scriptural truths, and very few are visited a Revelation in dreams. How would you go about preaching this?

With a Bible, and a sword.

[Animal Mother]

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None of those guns are American! That is truly sad. You are supporting Godless European nations!

[Hershel Rutherford]

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None of those guns are American! That is truly sad. You are supporting Godless European nations!

They were given to me by my father when he passed away, and although I strongly believe that he is burning in Hell now (refused to participate in the stoning of my gay brother), I have no choice but to keep them since I'm having so much trouble purchasing automatic firearms here in America.

[Animal Mother]

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They were given to me by my father when he passed away, and although I strongly believe that he is burning in Hell now (refused to participate in the stoning of my gay brother), I have no choice but to keep them since I'm having so much trouble purchasing automatic firearms here in America.

Oh, very well. But you seem very aggressive to the US Federal Government. While I can see some reasons behind this, the US government is the only one in the World that stills follows the true word of God (but at this point, it's to a very small degree because of Liberals). So maybe a full blown rebellion against them is more harmful than helpful. Also, does your aggression extend to our proud armed forces? I surly hope not. That reminds me of those Westburo fellas...

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Hi guys. I was an atheist until last, when I was touched by the hand of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a dream. In the dream, I was fishing, and I caught a fish that looked just like Jesus. It was undeniably a sign that I had to change my Satanic and hedonistic ways, and become a devout Follower of Christ. Shortly after, I took a closer look at the fish and realized that it bore no resemblance whatsoever to Our Savior; however, I shrugged this off as a failed attempt by our Socialist-Fascist Government to manipulate my dreams and steer me away from Jesus Christ.

I like large automatic weapons and NASCAR, and I attend the First Baptist Church of Troy, Michigan.

Hello Mr Rutherford and welcome!

I have heard many a story of life changing epiphany. To many a follower or disciple of Christ, the Fish IS significant as a symbol of His wonder, hence the fish being the Christian symbol to many. Remember, Jesus fed 5000+ people with only two fishes and five loaves!

Matthew 14:


14And Jesus went forth, and saw a great multitude, and was moved with compassion toward them, and he healed their sick.

15And when it was evening, his disciples came to him, saying, This is a desert place, and the time is now past; send the multitude away, that they may go into the villages, and buy themselves victuals.

16But Jesus said unto them, They need not depart; give ye them to eat.

17And they say unto him, We have here but five loaves, and two fishes.

18He said, Bring them hither to me.

19And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and gave the loaves to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude.


Perhaps this dream of recognition you had was Jesus filling your appetite with His love! PRAISE HIM!!! And people scoff when we say He still lives and only died (temporarily) for our sins. Take THAT naysayers!!

You certainly sound as though you are full of ...His love, so, welcome again!

I look forward to further interactions with you.

YIC,

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

[CyberYahweh]

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With a Bible, and a sword.

Amen. Good answer.
Matthew 10:34
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."