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Hi I'm glenn
and I'm new here
I realy don't what to say about myself
I'm dutch so please don't notice my type o's
and I'm new here
I realy don't what to say about myself
I'm dutch so please don't notice my type o's
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Typical unsaved Dutchman trash -Originally posted by godsapprentice View Post
Can't you put in a little more effort for Jesus ?...... Or are lying in an opium induced haze while five of your perverted countrymen take turns at afflicting your well worn Dutch rectum with their demon seed
2 Samuel 22:31
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Hello Glenn. You could start by telling us who you are, friend. What Church do you attend? Do you have any sons? What is your profession? What is it with Denmark promoting rape (without marriage) all the time?Originally posted by godsapprentice View Post
He has brought you here for a reason buddy, let us explore the real you.6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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Welcome. How did you choose 'godsapprentice' as your name here?Originally posted by godsapprentice View PostLeviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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well i can tell you rape isn't that common in belguim
so that answers one question
and no i'm not high
I'm 20 years old
I'm a student at gent's university
i don't have any children
and i chose this name because i'm still learning about being a good christian
I trie to attend the kaltholic church once a weekComment
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#1) Find your "Shift" key and learn to properly capitalize proper nouns. I can't believe you're attending a university without the ability to speak God's favorite language (American).Originally posted by godsapprentice View Post
#2) Roman Catholicism is not Christianity. Read THIS to learn the details.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Do they not have punctuation in Belgium? Or know how to spell the name of their own imaginary "country"?Originally posted by godsapprentice View Post
And why do you think we will believe that you are Belgianese? Everybody knows that Belgium doesn't exist.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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The who arrested W-O?Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostAnd why do you think we will believe that you are Belgianese? Everybody knows that Belgium doesn't exist.
(Re: Belgian Police Raid Catholic Headquarters)
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The Dutch, under control of the Bilderbergers, who else?Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
W-O is Landover's man in the Belgican "matrix", working to spread True Christianity™ which will eventually bring down their computer network and the charade of Belgistan's existence.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Look you drunken pirate, I've explained this to you before, only you're too besotted on rum, sodomy and the lash to remember. Try and follow me.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.
The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. American is our language, and the reason God transmitted the KJV1611 Bible was in anticipation of the creation of His favorite nation (America).2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.
2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.
Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
Now go burn your pirate outfits, toss those noodles out in the trash, and repent before Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I am questioning YOU!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
You are the one claiming the language of god is american.Posted via Pasta
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I just finished reading the story of Lot, and its not written in Chinkernease, its in American.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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