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I am new here, but I have visited the LandoverBaptist website for a few years, now. I am still unsaved trash, but I hope to recover. Amen to all!!
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Grendel T. Troll
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Friend,Originally posted by Grendel T. Troll View Post
You are welcome here just as long as you are not here to to attack our beliefs. You will have to excuse our defensiveness but we Christians are under constant persecution from the unbeliving minority in this country and your' name raises a red flag.
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And exactly how do you plan to acheive this? Are you willing to renounce satan and all his works? Have you begun to study God's Holy Word? And most importantly, have you clicked on the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen and sent Jesus a robust Love Offering?Originally posted by Grendel T. Troll View Post
Don't try and rob Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Well, two out of three so far............Grendel T. Troll
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"A truly unselfish act would be a Christian volunteering to have his soul take your
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I do hope not. If it turns out that he has indeed fornicated with Rachel, we'll have to ban him at once.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostCousin of yours?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostCousin of yours?
Sorry, BJ, but I take my marriage vows seriously, which does mean no cheating, and not under any circumstances would I ever want to follow the example of you folk and sleep with a relative.Originally posted by Brother Temperament
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That you chose my name harlot when replying to Brother Temperance makes your' repressed emotions for me clear! Well listen here she-witch, unless you repent of your depravity and accept Jesus as your' personal savior you will never have me!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
Sorry, BJ, but I take my marriage vows seriously, which does mean no cheating, and not under any circumstances would I ever want to follow the example of you folk and sleep with a relative.
I am not that type of guy tree hugger.
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Lol! Sorry, BJ, that was a simple typo. But both of you seem do have a similarity in saying things with connotations that seem rather dirty so it's no wonder I got the two of you confused.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Well listen here she-witch, unless you repent of your depravity and accept Jesus as your' personal savior you will never have me!
Meaning that if I were to become an xtian you'd be all too glad to.....become my bible study coach??
See above.I am not that type of guy tree hugger.
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Were do I say anything lewd harlot? Wrap your lips around this Rachael; I am a good Christian and I have given my life over to Jesus. His glory fills me and refreshes my very bowels as scripture says. So cease with your mocking.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostLol! Sorry, BJ, that was a simple typo. But both of you seem do have a similarity in saying things with connotations that seem rather dirty so it's no wonder I got the two of you confused.
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Come on, come on, don't be stingy! Jesus hates a tightwad, troll boy!Originally posted by Grendel T. Troll View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Godly point Sister Noddy. So obvious even a woman can understand. You need to show how much you love Jesus and only by tithing can you do that.Originally posted by Sister Noddy View PostCome on, come on, don't be stingy! Jesus hates a tightwad, troll boy!
You do love Jesus Grendel? To not to love Jesus is to sink into the lake of darkness, lay with the mother of ignorance as if you were left armless by a foe. Instead enter the hall of The Lord and sing and rejoice at His glory.
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I am aware of this, BIC, but, being unemployed at this time, I cannot show Jesus my true devotion to him yet.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Of course, I love him. Once I free up some funds, I will contribute to His Glory.You do love Jesus Grendel? To not to love Jesus is to sink into the lake of darkness, lay with the mother of ignorance as if you were left armless by a foe. Instead enter the hall of The Lord and sing and rejoice at His glory.
Maybe I can pawn my Betty Bowers book..........Grendel T. Troll
Linux Minion #299419 http://counter.li.org
"A truly unselfish act would be a Christian volunteering to have his soul take your
soul's place in hell, so yours could go to Heaven. Don't hold your breath."
- John PopelishComment
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My favorite verse:
ISAIAH:45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.Grendel T. Troll
Linux Minion #299419 http://counter.li.org
"A truly unselfish act would be a Christian volunteering to have his soul take your
soul's place in hell, so yours could go to Heaven. Don't hold your breath."
- John PopelishComment
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