Hello~!

[Grace Miller]

Hello, I am Grace Miller.

I came to this forum for some Christian help.

I found Jesus mostly because of my VERY God loving father.

I was directed to this place by one of my friends because she thought I needed to meet some true Christians, because maybe then some of their wisdom would bless me. I'm horribly forgetful, so forgetful I even forget the bible sometimes. So she was hoping talking to people like everyone here would bless me.
Also, ever since a new kid came to my area, things have been getting very weird.

I pray every morning and night.

I'm currently learning how to cook from my mother so that when I finally find myself a true Christian man, I can cook him delicious, wonderous things.

That's all I can really say.

My favorite quote is, Be truly glad. There is wonderful joy ahead!"
- I Peter 1:6
The same friend who directed me here always says that line when I'm feeling down. (:

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello~!

Hello, I am Grace Miller.

I came to this forum for some Christian help.

I found Jesus mostly because of my VERY God loving father.

I was directed to this place by one of my friends because she thought I needed to meet some true Christians, because maybe then some of their wisdom would bless me. I'm horribly forgetful, so forgetful I even forget the bible sometimes. So she was hoping talking to people like everyone here would bless me.
Also, ever since a new kid came to my area, things have been getting very weird.

I pray every morning and night.

I'm currently learning how to cook from my mother so that when I finally find myself a true Christian man, I can cook him delicious, wonderous things.

That's all I can really say.

My favorite quote is, Be truly glad. There is wonderful joy ahead!"
- I Peter 1:6
The same friend who directed me here always says that line when I'm feeling down. (:

Welcome to God's Only Forum. There have been some unfortunately deranged people dropping in from out of the sky lately so I sincerely hope you turn out to be sane.

Your introduction has some promising information. However, it also raises as many questions as it answers.

How old are you? If you are a minor, does your father know you are using the computer? What church do you belong to? Are you a fornicator? What kind of pie do you like? How did you come to the Lord?

And what is this weirdness of which you speak? WHAT new kid? Is this remotely interesting or relevant, or are you being a typically unfocused, rambling female?

Please dish it out so that we may properly welcome you!

[Grace Miller]

Re: Hello~!

Welcome to God's Only Forum. There have been some unfortunately deranged people dropping in from out of the sky lately so I sincerely hope you turn out to be sane.

Your introduction has some promising information. However, it also raises as many questions as it answers.

How old are you? If you are a minor, does your father know you are using the computer? What church do you belong to? Are you a fornicator? What kind of pie do you like? How did you come to the Lord?

And what is this weirdness of which you speak? WHAT new kid? Is this remotely interesting or relevant, or are you being a typically unfocused, rambling female?

Please dish it out so that we may properly welcome you!

I am 17, 18 soon. My father usually does not allow me upon the computer, but when he found out it was so that I may use a site like this, he graciously agreed.

I am NOT a fornicator. My father would beat me in the name of God, while my mother wept and prayed for me. Sexual activities are reserved for the man chosen for me by God and only after we are happily married.

My favorite pies are pumpkin and cherry. Though I'll take what fruit pies I can get. (:

I came about the Lord when I was 14, after my father decided he did not have enough of God in his Life and immediately began to correct that.

This new kid [actually, he's been around for a month or two, but that's still new where I live] is a boy who likes to call himself a "punk". He dresses in tight jeans and shirts. The jeans have holes in them. He spikes his hair and colors it in wild, unnatural colors, and wears eye liner. He listens to Green Day and other "Pop" songs and is always belting them out loudly when he walks around the neighborhood. My friends are fascinated by him, but I keep a safe distance, though he disrespectfully calls out to me.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello~!

I am 17, 18 soon. My father usually does not allow me upon the computer, but when he found out it was so that I may use a site like this, he graciously agreed.

I am NOT a fornicator. My father would beat me in the name of God, while my mother wept and prayed for me. Sexual activities are reserved for the man chosen for me by God and only after we are happily married.

My favorite pies are pumpkin and cherry. Though I'll take what fruit pies I can get. (:

I came about the Lord when I was 14, after my father decided he did not have enough of God in his Life and immediately began to correct that.

This new kid [actually, he's been around for a month or two, but that's still new where I live] is a boy who likes to call himself a "punk". He dresses in tight jeans and shirts. The jeans have holes in them. He spikes his hair and colors it in wild, unnatural colors, and wears eye liner. He listens to Green Day and other "Pop" songs and is always belting them out loudly when he walks around the neighborhood. My friends are fascinated by him, but I keep a safe distance, though he disrespectfully calls out to me.

Thank you! You seem like a nice young lady. Beware that God has allowed satan to place one of his imps in your path. This demon will tempt you with all manner of carnal delights. This is a test designed to determine if you are a false Christian, able only to mouth beebling platitudes with your lips while other parts of your body sin against the Lord. This is a chance to build your Heavenly Resume, don't blow it.

I see that you have posted earlier about some lez-bean temptations. What have the carpet-munchers been trying to get you into? Please explain it to all of us! I'm talking about this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=49644

[Grace Miller]

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Oh yes, that thread... I failed to mention the influence of this "satan imp" who has come into my neighborhood on that post and are now being accused of being a homo, myself, though I can assure everyone I am not. Especially since it is not just lesbians, but gays showing up. At this point, I am beginning to think it is this newcomer guy turning everyone down the wrong path.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello~!

Oh yes, that thread... I failed to mention the influence of this "satan imp" who has come into my neighborhood on that post and are now being accused of being a homo, myself, though I can assure everyone I am not. Especially since it is not just lesbians, but gays showing up. At this point, I am beginning to think it is this newcomer guy turning everyone down the wrong path.

You really need to stop blaming others for your gayness.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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I am NOT a fornicator. My father would beat me in the name of God, while my mother wept and prayed for me. Sexual activities are reserved for the man chosen for me by God and only after we are happily married.

Then I hope you have never hugged anyone before. Certainly you are aware that hugging causes people to rub genitals, which is a form of sodomy.

[Fire&Brimstone]

Re: Hello~!

Hello, I am Grace Miller.

I came to this forum for some Christian help.

I found Jesus mostly because of my VERY God loving father.

I was directed to this place by one of my friends because she thought I needed to meet some true Christians, because maybe then some of their wisdom would bless me. I'm horribly forgetful, so forgetful I even forget the bible sometimes. So she was hoping talking to people like everyone here would bless me.
Also, ever since a new kid came to my area, things have been getting very weird.

I pray every morning and night.

I'm currently learning how to cook from my mother so that when I finally find myself a true Christian man, I can cook him delicious, wonderous things.

That's all I can really say.

My favorite quote is, Be truly glad. There is wonderful joy ahead!"
- I Peter 1:6
The same friend who directed me here always says that line when I'm feeling down. (:

I have found everyone here very accepting and nice, as long as you are willing to praise God and his book the King James Bible http://http://www.kingjamesbibletrust.org/
If you forget, just have it handy to read, again, and again (please dont forget). Tell that new kid its good news and you dont need to worry. I wish you well and will pray for your memory.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello~!

Oh yes, that thread... I failed to mention the influence of this "satan imp" who has come into my neighborhood on that post and are now being accused of being a homo, myself, though I can assure everyone I am not. Especially since it is not just lesbians, but gays showing up. At this point, I am beginning to think it is this newcomer guy turning everyone down the wrong path.

Hello Sister, Welcome! One way I think helps newbies express themselves is through the use of a personal photo as their avatar. We always love to put a name to a face, so be sure to upload a picture quickly!

I am glad to hear you denying fornication, but like Lisa, I am not entirely convinced that all these sodomites are forming around you by mere coincidence alone. How closely have you been reading your Bible recently? Have you started slacking off, missing an hour here and there and thus angering our LORD? You ignore a bit of bible study here, you turn a little bit queer there? I sincerely hope not, Jesus must not be ignored.

Grace, I need you to do a big favour for me. I need you to cut all ties with any sodomite friends you once had, do not talk to them past reading this message, ignore their phone calls and texts as they are the equivalent of an invitation to Satan's dinner party. Grace, trust me, it is for the best you make no contact with these perverts. Your life very much depends on it.

You obviously know of:
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Submit to this simple scripture below, Grace, and destroy all contact with them. Love Jesus.

2nd John 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
2nd John 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
2nd John 1:11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello~!

Hi~!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello~!

Oh yes, that thread... I failed to mention the influence of this "satan imp" who has come into my neighborhood on that post and are now being accused of being a homo, myself, though I can assure everyone I am not. Especially since it is not just lesbians, but gays showing up. At this point, I am beginning to think it is this newcomer guy turning everyone down the wrong path.

Look, there is a saying which is tried and true.

"You lay with dogs, you get fleas". I am using such example to say " You associate with homers and you catch The Gay" (perhaps even The Aids.)



Is this "satans imp" you speak of Lebanese too?



YIC

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.