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  • Octavius
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2010
    • 14

    #1

    Hello all

    Hello True Christians, it is good to finally find a place of compassion for Christ on the internet! My name is Octavius and I have a wife and six well-diciplined children. I have tried many websites, but they all seemed to be too tolerant of the Homers, Joos, and sand people. I hope to learn more about Christ in his all-loving ways to better myself as a man. I hope you see that I am a follower of the lord just like all of you!
  • landoverlover
    Also loves Jesus and America
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2010
    • 828

    #2
    Re: Hello all

    Originally posted by Octavius View Post
    Hello True Christians, it is good to finally find a place of compassion for Christ on the internet! My name is Octavius and I have a wife and six well-diciplined children. I have tried many websites, but they all seemed to be too tolerant of the Homers, Joos, and sand people. I hope to learn more about Christ in his all-loving ways to better myself as a man. I hope you see that I am a follower of the lord just like all of you!
    Welcome, despite having a name that sounds like a Roman persecutor of Our Lord (I bet you get that a lot....)

    How about a bit more information? What church do you go to? When did you give your heart to Jesus? What is your favorite Bible verse? Why don't you capitalize "Lord" (I'm not a Spelling Nazi, mind you, but must point this one out for a soft introductory Rebuke.)

    What is your favorite Bible verse?
    Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

    2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



    King James Bible v1611

    Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #3
      Re: Hello all

      Originally posted by Octavius View Post
      Hello True Christians, it is good to finally find a place of compassion for Christ on the internet! My name is Octavius and I have a wife and six well-diciplined children. I have tried many websites, but they all seemed to be too tolerant of the Homers, Joos, and sand people. I hope to learn more about Christ in his all-loving ways to better myself as a man. I hope you see that I am a follower of the lord just like all of you!
      Welcome to the forums.

      I am a bit concerned about your racial hatred towards Jew & Sand People. Racism is not accepted here.

      The person you need prove to that you love the Lord is the Lord himself.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Joshua Godwins
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2010
        • 88

        #4
        Re: Hello all

        Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
        Welcome, despite having a name that sounds like a Roman persecutor of Our Lord (I bet you get that a lot....)

        How about a bit more information? What church do you go to? When did you give your heart to Jesus? What is your favorite Bible verse? Why don't you capitalize "Lord" (I'm not a Spelling Nazi, mind you, but must point this one out for a soft introductory Rebuke.)

        What is your favorite Bible verse?
        Greeting, Octavius. Why are you named after a Roman? Are you a Catholic?

        Tell us more! Where do you go to Church? How were you Saved? What is your favorite Bible verse?
        In His Name, Joshua

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        • Octavius
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2010
          • 14

          #5
          Re: Hello all

          First off, I know my name seems un-Godly, but it is mine and I cannot change it. I assure you that my parents chose this name only because I was the eight child. I attend First Baptist Church. I was raised Baptist, and have been committed to Christ since baptism. I have no racial hatred; homosexuality, Judaism, and Islam are not races. And lastly, my favorite Bible verse is "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God."

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello all

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #7
              Re: Hello all

              Originally posted by Octavius View Post
              First off, I know my name seems un-Godly, but it is mine and I cannot change it. I assure you that my parents chose this name only because I was the eight child. I attend First Baptist Church. I was raised Baptist, and have been committed to Christ since baptism. I have no racial hatred; homosexuality, Judaism, and Islam are not races. And lastly, my favorite Bible verse is "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God."
              Praise Jesus and welcome aboard Brother!

              Are you certain you are not engaged in any sin below the belt that we should be aware of?

              In Christ!
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Phebe Carlyle
                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 2604

                #8
                Re: Hello all

                Originally posted by Octavius View Post
                First off, I know my name seems un-Godly, but it is mine and I cannot change it. I assure you that my parents chose this name only because I was the eight child. I attend First Baptist Church. I was raised Baptist, and have been committed to Christ since baptism. I have no racial hatred; homosexuality, Judaism, and Islam are not races. And lastly, my favorite Bible verse is "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God."
                Well actually Octoberfest, you CAN change your name if you really want to. That is one of the only good laws of the land that has been put into place; that being; being able to change ones name by deed poll. I know of many a former homer for example who have changed their names from nancy-boy names like: Brett, Crispin and Herve, to good solid Biblical names like: Nathaniel, Zebedee, Abimael or Sampson (just to name a few of the THOUSANDS to choose from); or good AMERICAN names like Billy Bob or George. GOD had no issue with changing names of people at whim if he saw fit, so why would doing the same not be good enough for YOU!?

                I would also suggest, considering you claim to be have been raised in the Baptist faith, you ONLY use the KJV1611 when quoting Bible verse. God frowns on the blasphemous lies of the NIV and any other false and obviously inferior bastardized "interpretation" of the KJV1611.

                YIC

                Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                • Octavius
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14

                  #9
                  Re: Hello all

                  Quite sure, the only thing I use my "below the belt" for is impregnating my wife!

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                  • Octavius
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14

                    #10
                    Re: Hello all

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                    Well actually Octoberfest, you CAN change your name if you really want to. That is one of the only good laws of the land that has been put into place; that being; being able to change ones name by deed poll. I know of many a former homer for example who have changed their names from nancy-boy names like: Brett, Crispin and Herve, to good solid Biblical names like: Nathaniel, Zebedee, Abimael or Sampson (just to name a few of the THOUSANDS to choose from); or good AMERICAN names like Billy Bob or George.

                    I would also suggest, considering you claim to be have been raised in the Baptist faith, you ONLY use the KJV1611 when quoting Bible verse. God frowns on the blasphemous lies of the NIV and any other false and obviously inferior bastardized "interpretation" of the KJV1611.

                    YIC

                    Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

                    Yes, I could legally change my name, but it would displease my parents. I honor my father and mother, and I choose to keep the name they gave me. (Please refrain from calling me anything other than my name. Thanks.) And I did use a KJV verse: Ephesians 2:8.

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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #11
                      Re: Hello all

                      Originally posted by Octavius View Post
                      Yes, I could legally change my name, but it would displease my parents. I honor my father and mother, and I choose to keep the name they gave me. (Please refrain from calling me anything other than my name. Thanks.) And I did use a KJV verse: Ephesians 2:8.
                      Honoring GOD who IS your Father is far more important and sir, your passage may well have been Ephesians, but it was the NIV "version". The hyperlink you provided states it as such!

                      As to your "request" I am a True Christian here and you are to hold a civil tongue in your head when addressing me and any other True Christian. I refuse to call you any name that has anything at all to do with Caesar!

                      YIC

                      Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • Octavius
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14

                        #12
                        Re: Hello all

                        Sorry, but I'll have to disagree again. http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...:8&version=KJV

                        And I meant no offense, I'd just like to be called by my name. Fine if you don't want to.

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                        • Felicity
                          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 4834

                          #13
                          Re: Hello all

                          @Octavius Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                          Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
                          I Jesus!

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