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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #16
    Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

    Satanist or christian, both deluded by the chaser's fairy tales.
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    • JesperBechDane
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Sep 2010
      • 83

      #17
      Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

      I've met one Satanist, I was temping as a mail man for a short time, they seem to be all about Gothic dress and to be really sad people. I wish for you to find a community that will allow you to grow and prosper more, both spiritually as well as materially

      God bless you, with the virtues and happiness of the Apostles and saints.

      JBD

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
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        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Satanist or christian, both deluded by the chaser's fairy tales.
        The Muslim chaser?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
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          #19
          Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          The Muslim chaser?
          You do seem to have a problem mixing up Muslims with camels.
          So I will spell it out simply so you feeble brain can understand it...

          Satanist or christian, both deluded by the camel chaser's fairy tales.
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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
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            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            You do seem to have a problem mixing up Muslims with camels.
            So I will spell it out simply so you feeble brain can understand it...

            Satanist or christian, both deluded by the camel chaser's fairy tales.
            That is an icon of a Muslim drinking camel urine, as directed by Moohamhead.

            The Muslim is the focus, not the camel.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • JesperBechDane
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Sep 2010
              • 83

              #21
              Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

              I believe that a noodly thingy could be construed as much to be fairy-tale as what it says in the good book. Seems to me you have not replaced religion, merely created a new one, and one that asserts it's superiority over other religions, which in the future, if it takes hold, might lead to misguided believers in your religion attacking, killing or even 'genociding' in the name of their noodly deity.

              I guess that makes you a potential mass-murderer Jo Freddie, unlike Jesus who was not able to comment on such things because they were not fore-seeable I would like to hear what the author and inspiration of a religion has to say about that, since one must be enlightened to author a True Religion, anyway I'm really tired and a bit angry, but I hope you find it interesting to ponder, with a view to the last hundred years of world history.

              Can Pastafarianism be perverted and used to hurt others? Seems Jesus had all your rules and yet it turned out that way. What about when you become rich and famous from selling your books, and you start to live the high life, will your morals start to slide as the money rolls in?

              You are afloat in the midst of humanity, not apart from it. You are not above temptation, nor damnation. Because that is a characteristic of existence, not a matter of belief. You writing stuff does not alter reality, but it can represent it, either directly or by allegory, which are just two different ways of relating truth.

              Which is why I feel content with the Bible over Pastafarianism.

              Damn I'm really, really tired, I'll see what mess I made tomorrow, good night everyone.. take care Jo Freddie see ya tomorraa.....

              JB

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
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                #22
                Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                That is an icon of a Muslim drinking camel urine, as directed by Moohamhead.

                The Muslim is the focus, not the camel.
                Does not change the fact that Satanist or christian, both deluded by the camel chaser's fairy tales.
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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                  • May 2008
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                  #23
                  Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Does not change the fact that Satanist or christian, both deluded by the camel chaser's fairy tales.
                  What camel chaser?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • JesperBechDane
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 83

                    #24
                    Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Does not change the fact that Satanist or christian, both deluded by the camel chaser's fairy tales.
                    The Bible never mentions camels but does refer to sheep quite often, there were probably sheep around where Jesus lived instead of camels, oh and donkeys had a last burst of energy for this post later good people of Landover, and beyond

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
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                      #25
                      Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

                      Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post
                      I believe that a noodly thingy could be construed as much to be fairy-tale as what it says in the good book. Seems to me you have not replaced religion, merely created a new one, and one that asserts it's superiority over other religions, which in the future, if it takes hold, might lead to misguided believers in your religion attacking, killing or even 'genociding' in the name of their noodly deity.
                      Qwerty
                      4:5 It is perhaps the greatest crime against the Flying Spaghetti Monster to coerce one into believing something, or to punish them for believing something different.
                      4:6 Ultimately, all you can do, and indeed all you should do, is put the word out there, accept any who join you, and love any who hate you.
                      I guess that makes you a potential mass-murderer Jo Freddie, unlike Jesus who was not able to comment on such things because they were not fore-seeable.
                      Was not the mythical jesus but one form of your imaginary friend you is claimed to be all seeing and all knowing so should have therefore been able to foresee "such things"?

                      Damn I'm really, really tired, I'll see what mess I made tomorrow, good night everyone.. take care Jo Freddie see ya tomorraa.....

                      JB
                      You do seem very "tired and emotional" just now JB
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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
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                        #26
                        Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        What camel chaser?
                        The ones that wrote the KJV-CFT.
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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #27
                          Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          The ones that wrote the KJV-CFT.
                          Like the beer-and-stripper chaser who wrote the noodly nonsense you're promoting?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #28
                            Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Like the beer-and-stripper chaser who wrote the noodly nonsense you're promoting?
                            I am promoting the Divine Revelation of the only religion based on empirical evidence.
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                            True Pastafarian™

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                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
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                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #29
                              Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Qwerty
                              Was not the mythical jesus but one form of your imaginary friend you is claimed to be all seeing and all knowing so should have therefore been able to foresee "such things"?
                              This is like the wide spreed looting after the Fall of Saddam, no one could have foreseen it. Not even God. Before you say "God is all knowing" remember we have Free Will so we can sin.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14079

                                #30
                                Re: Ave everyone, Im like, from the Church of Satan

                                Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post
                                ...unlike Jesus who was not able to comment on such things because they were not fore-seeable...
                                Strange shortcoming for an OMNISCIENT (dictionary.com link provided) being.

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