Hello Im Holden Lake

**Jake Beck** · 09-06-2010, 02:18 AM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Hello, Holden. Your first mistake is that you attend a CATHOLIC church, which in and of itself is wrong, they pray to statues and worship Mary. They may follow Jesus, but they are not True Christians™ in the least. Your priests molest little boys! Do you stay at the church because you are afraid they will hunt you down and touch you more?

**Lisa H** · 09-06-2010, 02:23 AM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Welcome to the forum.

Not a good start being a cathlick. Also please refrain from being racist on this forum.

**Flyfishing for chris** · 09-06-2010, 02:34 AM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Im not afraid of cahtolic priest at all. I do have one question to ask you all
Yestarday at school (im in college) this girl (a vary vary atractive one) came yp to me and hugged me. Am i to die in hell for this offense (the red letters are to indicate the severity of this problem)

**Lisa H** · 09-06-2010, 02:42 AM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Originally posted by Flyfishing for chris View Post

Im not afraid of cahtolic priest at all. I do have one question to ask you all
Yestarday at school (im in college) this girl (a vary vary atractive one) came yp to me and hugged me. Am i to die in hell for this offense (the red letters are to indicate the severity of this problem)

So why did you call her over and ask her to hug you.

**Lisa H** · 09-06-2010, 03:00 AM

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It seems you are not being truthful with us. If indeed you were hugging this girl at school it would be your sister.

Now it could be either of 2 things;
1. she gave you a Christian Hug.
2. You have been lusting after your sister.

Since you have already told us lies, I am certain it would be option 2.

Originally posted by Flyfishing for chris

I am currently 14 im homeschooled and am truely a true christian. I would love to get to know your daguhter in 5 years until then my parents can send you messages from me and give them to your daughter.

Leviticus 20:17 And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

**Mrs. Mary Whitford** · 09-06-2010, 03:13 AM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Originally posted by Flyfishing for chris View Post

Yestarday at school (im in college)

Despite the lack of decent education in our schools after the LIEberal elite removed God from them, somehow I'm finding this difficult to believe.

Unless it's a "special education" college. It wouldn't surprise me if the hippies who run the education system decided to waste our TAX MONEY on "education" for retardeds instead of sending them to a decent care facility like our very own successful TARDS(tm) program.

**Didymus Much** · 09-06-2010, 03:40 AM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Originally posted by Flyfishing for chris View Post

Hy im Holden and i *offensive twaddle deleted* hate the political parties right now.

Oh, I know what you mean. Go to a Republican party and they're a bunch of stuck-up know-it-alls. Go to a Democratic party and they're a bunch of poetry-reading vegans. Yawns all round.Where's the Rhinoceros Party when you need them?

**landoverlover** · 09-06-2010, 04:07 AM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Originally posted by Flyfishing for chris View Post

Im not afraid of cahtolic priest at all. I do have one question to ask you all
Yestarday at school (im in college) this girl (a vary vary atractive one) came yp to me and hugged me. Am i to die in hell for this offense (the red letters are to indicate the severity of this problem)

God hates a liar.

You say you're 14. Your profile says you are 30. You're in homeschool, you're in college. It's not a sin to be retarded, son, but one can be both stupid AND evil.

You will not get anywhere here until you clean the slate. List and take responsibility for your lies. Ask the Lord, and this Godly forum, for forgiveness. Do a complete, truthful introduction. Saul of Tarsus was able to shed his old, evil skin and start over. You can too. But, personally, I don't want to read one more thing that comes out of your lying keyboard. Get jiggy with the Lord and then come back.

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 09-06-2010, 04:37 AM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Originally posted by Flyfishing for chris View Post

Hy im Holden and i go to a Catholic church. I am a strong repbuclican amagainst homos, blacks, and hate the political parties right now.

Catholics are not Christians.

What drugs are you on?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

**Rev. M. Rodimer** · 09-06-2010, 04:48 PM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Originally posted by Flyfishing for chris View Post

Hy im Holden and i go to a Catholic church. I am a strong repbuclican amagainst homos, blacks, and hate the political parties right now.

First of all, who is "Chris", and why are you fishing for his fly?

Are you a homosexual, trying to get some "meat" for dinner?

Second, as a "strong Repbuclican" (whatever that is), you are certainly aware that the HEAD OF THE RNC IS AN EX-NEGRO, black as the ace of spades?

Michael Steele may have the name of a gay porn actor, but he sure doesn't have the looks.

How can you be a "strong repbuclican" and yet hate the very party you claim to support?

As Sister Mary Maria has aptly pointed out, there is also concern what college you are attending. Being 30 and still unable to spell "Republican" would suggest that it is, in fact, a school for retardeds. You really should consider Landover's TARDS™ Program.

**Flyfishing for chris** · 09-10-2010, 01:40 PM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

I am 30 i am 14 i am homeschooled and yet like most homeschoolers i meet with a group of other christian(not that christian in my opinion) homeschooles on thursdays to pray and do sort of a religion class. WE also talk about what bble scriptures we have read and what our parents have instilled in us.

**James Dewitt** · 09-10-2010, 02:00 PM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

You need to work on your trolling skills, we have seen better. Now go away. Jesus is watching and waiting, one day you will stand before Him and have to answer for this visit to His favorite Church. What are you going to say?

**Billy Bob Jenkins** · 09-10-2010, 02:12 PM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Originally posted by Flyfishing for chris View Post

Im not afraid of cahtolic priest at all. I do have one question to ask you all
Yestarday at school (im in college) this girl (a vary vary atractive one) came yp to me and hugged me. Am i to die in hell for this offense (the red letters are to indicate the severity of this problem)

This thread should answer your question with satisfaction.

**James Hutchins** · 09-10-2010, 03:13 PM

Re: Hello Im Holden Lake

Originally posted by Flyfishing for chris View Post

I am 30 i am 14 i am homeschooled and yet like most homeschoolers i meet with a group of other christian(not that christian in my opinion) homeschooles on thursdays to pray and do sort of a religion class. WE also talk about what bble scriptures we have read and what our parents have instilled in us.

Which is it, papist?

You catlik peophiles really rile me up.

Hello Im Holden Lake

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