Brother Joseph a new Landover Christian!

[Brother Joseph]

Hello fellow friends of Landover! I am Joe I have been a saved Christian for many years now. I am in the military....GOD'S military (yes the United States Military!). I enjoy slaying those that are non-Christians and going ahead and sending them to hell a bit early with the hopes that they are not allowed to pollute our wonderful world with their "Other Beliefs". I have been friends with the wonderful Betty Bowers and Pastor Ezekiel Flint for some time now so it is only right that I also call Landover home!
"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."--Luke 19:27

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Brother Joseph a new Landover Christian!

Hello Joseph,

With all respect to you due at this time, I will reserve the salutation of "Brother" for now.

Even though you are in the Military, may I ask which church you (when at home) attend. Whether you are married and also, how many Soldiers for Christ have you produced?

I for one will not be coerced nor impressed by idle "name-dropping". If Pastor Ezekiel wishes to bestow on you a place called home here at Landover with dues respect to HIM, it is HIS decision and as such I am sure he will let us all know in due time if that is indeed the case.

Proverbs 27:2

Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.

YIC

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

[Felicity]

Re: Brother Joseph a new Landover Christian!

@Brother Joseph Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Brother Joseph a new Landover Christian!

Good afternoon, Mr. Joseph, and a welcome to this place.
I liked the verse you chose. The Bible is always so clear in its words about our Creator's love.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Brother Joseph a new Landover Christian!

I have been friends with the wonderful Betty Bowers and Pastor Ezekiel Flint for some time now so it is only right that I also call Landover home!

I pray to the baby Jesus that your name dropping is with good intent and not to divide and conquer.

Proverbs 17:9 (King James Version)
9 He that covereth a transgression seeketh love; but he that repeateth a matter separateth very friends.

[Brother Joseph]

Re: Brother Joseph a new Landover Christian!

I pray to the baby Jesus that your name dropping is with good intent and not to divide and conquer.
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Actually they are how I found this house of GLORY! They led down the path and I followed! I would like to say thank you Jesus for letting that happen!! Just to answer a couple questions that were asked yes I am married my wife was a Pope lover when I met her. (excuse me while I vomit) But she was a virgin so I was set to save her soul. After a couple months of beatings she finally saw the light and was baptized at the Bella Vista Baptist Church. Which is mine when I am not out spreading the love of Jesus on the dirty Muslims. I am so proud of my son he is only two and half but every time I talk to him he wants to know how many more I have sent to hell. That is a good boy right there. I have recruited nearly 400 Christian soldiers to my ranks since I have started and love every minute of it. Now you must excuse me I have business to attend to giving out care packages of bacon and smoked ham to the locals here in the land of sand. I am also sure many of you ladies have dinner to attend to and there are pies to be baked and such for your husbands!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brother Joseph a new Landover Christian!

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