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  • #31
    Re: kælling

    God is neither Gay or Heterosexual as He(a word used out of social convention "She" would be just as valid) is without sex.
    Ponderance of thy Balls
    For we shall praise thee in all our Might Oh Great Lord/Lordette that your sexless form shall provide inspiration and equality to Pastafarians across the land.
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    • #32
      Re: kælling

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      God is neither Gay or Heterosexual as He(a word used out of social convention "She" would be just as valid) is without sex.
      Ponderance of thy Balls
      It's the Christian God i want!!!!!! And if he's not gay i'll be heartbroken.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #33
        Re: kælling

        Originally posted by God Is Gayy View Post
        It's the Christian God i want!!!!!! And if he's not gay i'll be heartbroken.
        As for the christian god... Not only is She not Gay She is a figment of the imagination of a bunch of chasers and not real.
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        • #34
          Re: kælling

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          As for the christian god... Not only is She not Gay She is a figment of the imagination of a bunch of chasers and not real.
          This is very unkind. You'll see that He'll be mine some day!
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #35
            Re: kælling

            Originally posted by God Is Gayy View Post
            This is very unkind. You'll see that He'll be mine some day!
            God is already yours, as you are already God's.
            We may disagree on who God is, but that does not change what I have just said.
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            • #36
              Re: kælling

              Originally posted by God Is Gayy View Post
              You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
              Thats ok dear, personal attacks are meaningless
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              • #37
                Re: kælling

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                God is already yours, as you are already God's.
                We may disagree on who God is, but that does not change what I have just said.
                Sounds like something the Beatles wrote while on drugs:

                Hippie pirate!
                Joshua 24:15
                And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                • #38
                  Re: kælling

                  Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                  Sounds like something the Beatles wrote while on drugs:

                  Hippie pirate!
                  I think your subconscious is trying to tell you something Bry...
                  3:6 If you were to take everything ever said in a religious context, removed the parts that contradicted each other, and overlapped the commonalities, what you are left with is a single word.
                  3:7 Love.
                  3:8 Even the Beatles are a voice of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; all you need is love.
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                  • #39
                    Re: kælling

                    Originally posted by kaelling View Post
                    So you know the song, lucky you.
                    No I'm not here to mock God, although I don't believe in him, I don't really care whether other people do or not.
                    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #40
                      Re: kælling

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                      Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                      Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                      I am not debating.

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                      • #41
                        Re: kælling

                        kaelling needs some love and warmth :OOO :OOO

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