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  • One-eyed Jack
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 1092

    #1

    After a long absence...

    Hello, everyone. God bless you all!

    After a rather long absence, the Lord has put a Call into my heart once again. You see, month by month, day by day, the battle between debased evil and God's good escalates. And so I have decided to resume posting here, on the Godliest forum on the Internet.

    What follows is some of what God speaks in my heart.

    Here in the United States of America a hideous fallacy grips the nation: the ideology called freedom of belief. Think about it! One wise man says that the one God created the universe, and guides every second of our lives with His holy hand. Another man, not so wise, says that the universe exploded out of a little nugget of nothing and that there is no God.

    Two mutually exclusive propositions cannot both be true. They can't both be right.

    And yet our debased government insists we honor the wrong viewpoint as much as we honor the right one. This they call "freedom of belief." But my friends, the Truth is not equal to a lie!

    There is only one honest Christian position: that God is the absolute Truth. All that leads people away from God is evil, and marks the unGodly for the eternal suffering of damnation. Damnation is ultimate evil. And so all that leads people away from God must be suppressed, persecuted, and demolished utterly.

    11. And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

    12. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

    13. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

    14. And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

    15. And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

    -- Revelation 19

    This is the true Christian calling: to be as Faithful and True, to smite the nations with the Truth that is the Lord God. We must not yield to a drivelling deist document like the American Bill of Rights, with its mealymouthed pronouncements about freedom of religion, and freedom from religious persecution. Indeed, the very Lord calls us to persecute those who do not accept the Truth! We are called to demolish untruth and error! And as Faithful and True, Christians must rule the unbelievers with a rod of iron.

    That, my friends, is the promised Kingdom of Christ on Earth.

    And that is the battle being joined. Soldiers of the Lord, armor up!

    ~~OEJ
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: After a long absence...

    Welcome back Jack.
    There are legends told regarding your many great deeds for Our Saviour.

    Praise Jesus

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: After a long absence...

      Welcome back to Jesus' Favorite Church® Brother One-Eyed Jack. We rejoice that our’ Joo lawyers were finally able to clear that little misunderstanding up. However not all was wasted since I understand your missionary work has been a big success. Thus does Jesus turn Satan’s work against him. PRAISE!

      As usual your’ mind clearly sees the point that Jesus raises for us Brother One Eyed Jack. America does stand at a crossroads; we make the wrong choice we will descend into a mindless morass of superstition were ignorance and fear rules. We TRUE Christians™ must make sure America makes the choice The Bible calls for by what ever means Jesus calls us to. Why the 2008 election approaches and the menace of Hilary Clinton rises before us, seeking to crush us under her stiletto, man-hating polished jackboots. With Christ’s help it will be her and her unbelieving ilk that will be cowering naked on the floor in 2009! GLORY!

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

      Hot Must ReadThreads!


      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: After a long absence...

        One-eyed Jack. One-eyed Jack! Brother, I am so thrilled to see you I am struck speechless. Almost.

        PS Do you recognize little Sue Vera with a new, Godlier Name? Better yet is that it's an acronym - very Christian, don't you think?

        One-eyed Jack returns! Surely the Lord has Richly Blessed Landover Baptist Church today!

        Purr-aise.......JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #5
          Re: After a long absence...

          Welcome back! I am so filled with joy at your return!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: After a long absence...

            I have three things to say.

            First of all,

            HALLELUJAH!

            Second of all,

            GLORY! PRAISE JESUS! AMEN!


            And finally,

            HALLELUJAH!

            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #7
              Re: After a long absence...

              Welcome back, brother Jack.
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Marshall
                Righteous and Patriotic
                Highest body count at the VFW
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 3330

                #8
                Re: After a long absence...

                Praise Jesus for sweet favors! Very good seeing you again Brother OEJ.
                I am pleased God Almighty has allowed you to survive another year and once again post on Jesus favorite website. You were missed.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Senior Pastor
                  VP of Evangelical Outreach
                  On FIRE for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5812

                  #9
                  Re: After a long absence...

                  Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                  That, my friends, is the promised Kingdom of Christ on Earth.

                  And that is the battle being joined. Soldiers of the Lord, armor up!
                  Amen, Brother!

                  It is good to see you again. I had heard that you were skinned and eaten by pagan witches while you were doing missionary work. I'm glad to learn that those rumors were not true.

                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                  Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                  #ChristianLivesMatter

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                  • Miss Maisie
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1189

                    #10
                    Re: After a long absence...

                    Welcome back, Jack!
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: After a long absence...

                      Welcome back, now where did you go?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: After a long absence...

                        I Hope he didn't "hit the road" - Jack.

                        Brother, please come back to us! "Please come Home for Christmas!"

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                        • One-eyed Jack
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 1092

                          #13
                          Re: After a long absence...

                          I'm still here -- just not very fast on the checkbacks. I haven't been online for a few days -- down with flu.

                          I still have to get acquainted with the Godly new format, and check the other forums.

                          Love you new username, SUV.

                          Sister Sue Vera is salty and sweet
                          True Christian pirate, she keeps her ship neat
                          Overcomes sin all around the blue sea
                          Everyone knows her as Sweet SUV.


                          Hope to become more active as time goes on. Thanks for the warm welcome, everyone.

                          ~~OEJ

                          Postscript: Oh, and a great blessing upon whomever restored my user icon. I have a copy saved somewhere (always keep old files...as they say, Jesus saves) but you beat me to it.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #14
                            Re: After a long absence...

                            Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                            Sister Sue Vera is salty and sweet
                            True Christian pirate, she keeps her ship neat
                            Overcomes sin all around the blue sea
                            Everyone knows her as Sweet SUV.
                            Bless ye, Brother Jack!

                            A pity you weren't here for Talk Like a Pirate Day - it was Officially Forbidden, of course, but we snuck in a few yaaar!s anyway.

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