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    Looking for Christian friends

    Hello Christians
    My name is Michelle, I’m 19 years old and I live with my parents in the southern part of Denmark. I’ve been home educated by my mother since 2006 when dad god mad at the school board because of their bad views on religion science. (That’s what he says)
    I don’t wanna bore you with details, but since the local reverent is a member of the school board too we haven’t been at church since then either, which is why I’ve lost most of my friends. Mom is not too crazy about me using the internet on their computer, but she says it’s okay to look for friends as long as I stay away from non Christian forums.
    Anyway, I hope that I can find some new friends in here and of cause learn more about the word of the holy book, since friends only are fun if Jesus is one of them
    Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
    "The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."
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  • #2
    Re: Looking for Christian friends

    Please tell us about your church and your personal relationship with Jesus.


    I'm impressed with your abilities to speak American. Most of the squaws from your frozen island only speak in clicks and grunts.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Looking for Christian friends

      Matthew 8:26 And he says unto them, Why are all of you fearful, O all of you of little faith?
      Then he arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a great calm.

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      • #4
        Re: Looking for Christian friends

        Originally posted by Michelle1991 View Post
        Hello Christians
        My name is Michelle, I’m 19 years old and I live with my parents in the southern part of Denmark. I’ve been home educated by my mother since 2006 when dad god mad at the school board because of their bad views on religion science. (That’s what he says)
        I don’t wanna bore you with details, but since the local reverent is a member of the school board too we haven’t been at church since then either, which is why I’ve lost most of my friends. Mom is not too crazy about me using the internet on their computer, but she says it’s okay to look for friends as long as I stay away from non Christian forums.
        Anyway, I hope that I can find some new friends in here and of cause learn more about the word of the holy book, since friends only are fun if Jesus is one of them
        Hello dear Michelle

        I see that you are a negro and therefore cursed by God. How do you feel about being a person of unpure race in the racist and demonic country Denmark?


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        Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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        • #5
          Re: Looking for Christian friends

          What is an infraction about?

          Apologies reverend, I was just taken aback by your retort to the young lass.
          Matthew 8:26 And he says unto them, Why are all of you fearful, O all of you of little faith?
          Then he arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a great calm.

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          • #6
            Re: Looking for Christian friends

            Dear Pastor,
            I’m flattered about you saying that I’m okay at American, because I’ve only learned a little bit of British in ground school, so the American must have come from the Bible stories mom read to me before we go to bed at night. And even though I can’t understand all of the words, I find the stories very beautiful which is why I want to lean more in a real American forum
            Anyway, the controversy with our local Lutheran church all started we the revered gave us a version of the Bible in a Denmarkian version without the Old Testament. Dad got mad and he won’t led me attend to church no more and I really feel that I have to accept his decision.
            I really hope that we can be friends
            Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
            "The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."

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            • #7
              Re: Looking for Christian friends

              Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
              Hello dear Michelle

              I see that you are a negro and therefore cursed by God. How do you feel about being a person of unpure race in the racist and demonic country Denmark?
              Dear Salvation Believer,
              I really don’t know what you’re talking about. I was born and raised here in Europe, so what makes you use those words?
              Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
              "The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."

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              • #8
                Re: Looking for Christian friends

                He's from Denmark, so he might be a little sensitive about the immigration issues. We welcome all new users to testify their faith in Christ.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: Looking for Christian friends

                  Originally posted by Michelle1991 View Post
                  Dear Salvation Believer,
                  I really don’t know what you’re talking about. I was born and raised here in Europe, so what makes you use those words?
                  Dear Michelle

                  Please don't take any offence from what I said. I simply asked what it is like to live among white denmarkians, when you, yourself is a negro girl. We don't see many of your kind around here you know. It's not that God doesn't love you. You have a place here on God's earth like the rest of us. And if you're a good Christian he also loves you for what you are - a servant to the caucasian race.


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                  Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

                  Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Looking for Christian friends

                    Hello Michelle,

                    You appear to be sincere enough in your quest. I can understand however why your father has had issues with the secular schooling system AND why he no longer takes you to your local church. LUTHERAN of all things!

                    What is your favorite bible verse?

                    YIC

                    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Looking for Christian friends

                      Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                      Dear Michelle

                      Please don't take any offence from what I said. I simply asked what it is like to live among white denmarkians, when you, yourself is a negro girl. We don't see many of your kind around here you know. It's not that God doesn't love you. You have a place here on God's earth like the rest of us. And if you're a good Christian he also loves you for what you are - a servant to the caucasian race.
                      Dear Salvation Believer,
                      You seem very nice, but as I already told you, I am not from Africa. Both my parents are Denmarkian and if you need evidence here is a picture of mom, you fool
                      Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
                      "The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Looking for Christian friends

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                        Hello Michelle,

                        You appear to be sincere enough in your quest. I can understand however why your father has had issues with the secular schooling system AND why he no longer takes you to your local church. LUTHERAN of all things!

                        What is your favorite bible verse?

                        YIC

                        Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                        Dear Mrs Phebe Dewitt,
                        It’s hard to choose one verse over the other, but if I had to I would say Genesis 9:25-27 (I really like when mom reads it to me)
                        I really hope we can be friends
                        Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
                        "The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."

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                        • #13
                          Re: Looking for Christian friends

                          Originally posted by Michelle1991 View Post
                          Dear Salvation Believer,
                          You seem very nice, but as I already told you, I am not from Africa. Both my parents are Denmarkian and if you need evidence here is a picture of mom, you fool
                          Well is that a picture of you in your Avatar? Because, let's be honest, you don't exactly look like the average Denmarkian. Perhaps more Eskimo/Sami blood than most?

                          Perhaps Salvation Believer can help you find a good church since he is also a Denmarkian.
                          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Looking for Christian friends

                            Dear Michelle

                            I'm sure (I certainly hope so) you didn't mean any harm by calling me a fool. It's very important that you accept who you are, but first of all, that you accept JESUS as your savior. Can you do that?


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                            Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

                            Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                            • #15
                              Re: Looking for Christian friends

                              Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                              Well is that a picture of you in your Avatar? Because, let's be honest, you don't exactly look like the average Denmarkian. Perhaps more Eskimo/Sami blood than most?

                              Perhaps Salvation Believer can help you find a good church since he is also a Denmarkian.
                              To be honest, I sometimes wonder about that to. Mom just says that God has his ways and that I’m not supposed to ask too many questions about his decisions.
                              Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
                              "The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."

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