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  • jrobson68
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    • Sep 2010
    • 18

    #46
    Re: help please

    No, I'm not a retard. You're clearly more of a retard than I. Fuck you all, mother fuckers. You're all incredibly stupid, believing in none evidential things and not believing evidential things.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #47
      Re: help please

      Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
      No, I'm not a retard. You're clearly more of a retard than I. piffle you all, mother piffleers. You're all incredibly stupid, believing in none evidential things and not believing evidential things.
      Now now simmer down, I understand that you " Special people" get up set from time to time. Jesus does not like it when you use that sort of language. Say you are sorry to Jesus.
      If you care to pick up a Holy KJV1611, you will see that we are correct and that you are so very wrong. Poor little retard special person.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #48
        Re: help please

        Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
        You think I'm stupid? I have an Iq of 136, I'm sub-genius, so up yours, stupid piffleer. You think You're smart? You are aware that a communist nazi is essentialy a contradiction of terms? As for why we don't do USA history, it's because quite frankly, no one cares. There's very rarely a none-usa citizen that gives a shit about your country.
        Please watch your salty language, friend. This is a family-friendly message board.

        Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
        You're all absaloute dumb-founded, incest driven, myth believing, mother-piffleing idiots.
        Ignoring the other lies and insults here, incest is clearly frowned upon in the Bible, so what "evidence" have you cooked up to allege it happens here?

        Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
        Well, i am not a woman hater, i love hanging round with women as friends and occasionally have sex with them, problem, how?
        If you'd actually read the Bible (something a Christian would do), you'd know what the problem is.

        who gave you the right to judge people please tell
        Seeing as you are a newbie, otherwise known as a "noob", to our site, did you bother reading the FAQ directly addressed to the "noobs" who visit here? It's hard to miss, it's right near the top of the forum menu.
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        • jrobson68
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          • Sep 2010
          • 18

          #49
          Re: help please

          Like water off a duck's back, a duck that is clearly smarter than you.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #50
            Re: help please

            Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
            You think I'm stupid? I have an Iq of 136, I'm sub-genius, so up yours, stupid piffleer. You think You're smart? You are aware that a communist nazi is essentialy a contradiction of terms? As for why we don't do USA history, it's because quite frankly, no one cares. There's very rarely a none-usa citizen that gives a shit about your country.
            Did you even read what you wrote? You are a funny man. Never enough comedians in Hell, I always say. Say, is your name Kim Peek?

            Such a shame you know so little. Too bad we cannot have a gentle talk about why you need Jesus in your life.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • godlyman111
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              • Sep 2010
              • 19

              #51
              Re: help please

              Ah you see, i have not read the bible because im not much into fantasy books but you are proving my point all the time, also, answer the question of who gave you the right to judge, i thought god and ONLY god could judge eh? but also answer the other question about how sex with women i know out side of marriage is wrong? it does not hurt anyone, we both come away relieved and happy? so why is it wrong? because every sperm is sacred?

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              • jrobson68
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                • Sep 2010
                • 18

                #52
                Re: help please

                Ironic, I find your dumbfounded idiocy funny.

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                • Seth Campbell
                  Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 1565

                  #53
                  Re: help please

                  PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                  Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                  Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                  • godlyman111
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                    • Sep 2010
                    • 19

                    #54
                    Re: help please

                    Ah resorting to pictures, classy may i add we are not the trolls, you are, you are the trolls of society my friendlings To be honest your good at trolling, you should go on 4chan.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #55
                      Re: help please

                      Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
                      Ah you see, i have not read the bible because im not much into fantasy books but you are proving my point all the time, also, answer the question of who gave you the right to judge, i thought god and ONLY god could judge eh? but also answer the other question about how sex with women i know out side of marriage is wrong? it does not hurt anyone, we both come away relieved and happy? so why is it wrong? because every sperm is sacred?
                      First answer. God has commissioned us to judge you.
                      Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                      Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                      Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

                      John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                      1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
                      1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

                      Second question
                      1 Corinthians 7

                      Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
                      Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.


                      If you are not married, NO to sex!

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                      • jrobson68
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                        • Sep 2010
                        • 18

                        #56
                        Re: help please

                        If you're stupid, NO INTERNET! Shoo now, child-minded idiots

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457

                          #57
                          Re: help please

                          Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
                          Ah you see, i have not read the bible because im not much into fantasy books but you are proving my point all the time, also, answer the question of who gave you the right to judge, i thought god and ONLY god could judge eh? but also answer the other question about how sex with women i know out side of marriage is wrong? it does not hurt anyone, we both come away relieved and happy? so why is it wrong? because every sperm is sacred?
                          Son, you really have nary a clue. So sad, but it certainly explains the state of affairs of you toothless brits.
                          Leviticus 19:15 (King James Version)


                          15Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                          I know I'll have to explain this to you. In essence, do not judge another unless you are in a place to be judged yourself. See, as a True Christian™, God has judged me and accepted me. You on the other hand, have not. As you kids are so fond of saying, "you fail".

                          Your first fail was claiming you were a Baptist. When called out on it, you lied. Your next fail was claiming intelligence. If you'd read what you have written so far, you'd find that too is a fail. Your next fail is claim to understand God and the Bible, which everyone can plainly see, you are clueless. There are more but continuing this list would be cruel to you.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • godlyman111
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                            • Sep 2010
                            • 19

                            #58
                            Re: help please

                            So in your words, jesus should be condemned now should he? he was a bastard after all? so you are being rather hypocritical.

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                            • WinnerNotSinner
                              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 951

                              #59
                              Re: help please

                              Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
                              Ah resorting to pictures, classy may i add we are not the trolls, you are, you are the trolls of society my friendlings To be honest your good at trolling, you should go on 4chan.
                              We are Christians, the good of society.

                              You keep saying we have no evidence, but we have irrefutable evidence that we are correct. That little gem is called the KJV1611 Holy Bible which is the word of God. What evidence do you have for your claims? Are you so arrogant to think you are better than God?
                              6
                              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                              • James Dewitt
                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6267

                                #60
                                Re: help please

                                Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
                                If you're stupid, NO INTERNET! Shoo now, child-minded idiots

                                Why do you hate Jesus? Is your life empty, are you a lost soul? Need help? Call Jesus, He will answer.

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