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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #61
    Re: help please

    Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
    well, I'm the brother of godlyman111. I'm no troll, I'm just a backwater idiot christian. OH WAIT! That's you. I'm an aithiest, I'm not here to troll, I'm just here to ask why you belive in a book with no evidence. Godlyman is not a troll, neither am I, but godlyman is actualy a christian, much to my dismay.
    I'd say someone who joins a Christian church's forum to call names is definitely a troll.

    Oh, and genius boy, learn to spell "atheist". We all know that atheists are too stupid to come to Jesus, but you could at least pretend to have average intelligence. Try using a spell-checker or dictionary for the big words -- in your case, the words more than three letters long.
    Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
    Tard - force Bro. ▲ Please convert.
    ▲▲
    Great. So you're going to activate your Tard-Force Powers.
    Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
    Me? biblical scholar? I never said that my friend, but may I add i have not read the bible full nor do i intend too, because i believe in a round world, where we can have sex outside marriage, and people like you dont judge.
    Ah, an important part of being a Christian in the Super-Secret Baptist Church of Two Morons. Ignoring God's commands and spitting in His face.

    Is blasphemy a sacrament?

    Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
    Ah you see, i have not read the bible because im not much into fantasy books
    So God is a fantasy?

    but also answer the other question about how sex with women i know out side of marriage is wrong? it does not hurt anyone, we both come away relieved and happy?
    She, no doubt, because it's over.

    so why is it wrong? because every sperm is sacred?
    Because GOD SAID SO.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • jrobson68
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      • Sep 2010
      • 18

      #62
      Re: help please

      You keep putting up a pretense of idiocy, and you have kept this up rather well, leading me to belive you are an idiot. Further evidence for this is being a fundementalist christian, think the world is flar, only a cooter thinks that, and believing in all of the bible crap.

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      • godlyman111
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        • Sep 2010
        • 19

        #63
        Re: help please

        Ok, i may be a lost soul, but when ever i have needed help no one was there, so i turned to evidence such as tests that PROVE what i say, the big bang, evolution, its all real proven countless times, yet you just have a book that says it, without proof? and you call me and my brother stupid?

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #64
          Re: help please

          Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
          Ok, i may be a lost soul, but when ever i have needed help no one was there, so i turned to evidence such as tests that PROVE what i say, the big bang, evolution, its all real proven countless times, yet you just have a book that says it, without proof? and you call me and my brother stupid?
          Finally, you are starting to understand!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #65
            Re: help please

            Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
            Ok, i may be a lost soul, but when ever i have needed help no one was there, so i turned to evidence such as tests that PROVE what i say, the big bang, evolution, its all real proven countless times, yet you just have a book that says it, without proof? and you call me and my brother stupid?
            The problem is simple, you have not given your heart, mind and soul to Jesus. If you had, he would have answered. If you ask each and every one of my Brothers and Sisters they will tell you that Jesus speaks with them, and gives us meaning, direction and love. To bad for you sinner, Jesus will send you to HELL.

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            • A Follower
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 872

              #66
              Re: help please

              Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
              Also the world is round, proven fact, as my brother said, more evidence for our theory.
              What proof? His claim that he sailed around the world? I'm quite sure he sailed in a large circle, if he ever sailed. He has been known to lie a lot, just like you. Not the most trustworthy individual.

              God is worth of trust, He never lies, His eternal love will always let us see the truth.

              You have simply blinded yourself to facts that do not fit your world view. You refuse to accept evidence of how wrong you are. Try to recall who told you of the earth being round. In my experience children get brainwashed at an early age, perhaps it was a teacher or a parent, they are likely to have told far more lies in the same period of time, they lie about things like santaclaus or the tooth fairy, they lie about why they want you to do or not do certain things, they lie about their own actions and intents, they are deceivers, guided by the master deceiver: Satan.

              Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
              Plus How am i a hypocrite i am not judging you, i am trying to see your side actually, but who gave you the right to judge people please tell, also this thing about immigration, is in fact correct by our theorys here *note i said theory* and i ma not mocking you, just seeing if what my friends have told me about this site is correct
              You are not mocking? Very good. If you are serious about your visit here, I suggest you pick up your Bible and accept Jesus as your Savior.

              Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
              Ah you see, i have not read the bible because im not much into fantasy books but you are proving my point all the time, also, answer the question of who gave you the right to judge, i thought god and ONLY god could judge eh?
              You should read the Book some time (soon). Ignorance is not very becoming.
              1st Corinthians 6:1-6
              Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
              Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
              Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
              If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
              I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
              But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

              Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
              Well, i am not a woman hater, i love hanging round with women as friends and occasionally have sex with them, problem, how?
              Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
              but also answer the other question about how sex with women i know out side of marriage is wrong? it does not hurt anyone, we both come away relieved and happy? so why is it wrong? because every sperm is sacred?
              Because wasting your seed is evil.
              Genesis 38:9-10
              And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

              Because you are abusing women, promising them more than you are willing to deliver.
              Because the urges you relieve come from the Devil and you are doing his bidding when you abuse yourself and the harlot in such a manner.
              2 Peter 2:10
              But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness, and despise government. Presumptuous are they, selfwilled, they are not afraid to speak evil of dignities.

              Because the woman is no virgin anymore making her unavailable for a proper marriage.
              Genesis 38:24
              And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.

              Because you should be making little soldiers for God instead of wasting your life.
              Leviticus 26:15-16
              And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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              • godlyman111
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                • Sep 2010
                • 19

                #67
                Re: help please

                HAHHAHAHA the women come away happy because its over? really? oh my days thats the best load of crap i have ever heard to be honest mate they are the ones who generally ask for it, i just provide the tools and as for understanding, not really i used to go to church alot with my family, never helped me, then i got a social life, now im happy listening to slipknot, playing guitar, having sex with randomers, and best of all living life where i can be free, free from assholes like you lot. who judge when you HAVE NOT been given the right to judge.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #68
                  Re: help please

                  Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
                  Ah you see, i have not read the bible because im not much into fantasy books but you are proving my point all the time, also, answer the question of who gave you the right to judge, i thought god and ONLY god could judge eh?
                  "I haven't read the Bible, but here's what I think it says."

                  but also answer the other question about how sex with women i know out side of marriage is wrong? it does not hurt anyone, we both come away relieved and happy? so why is it wrong? because every sperm is sacred?
                  Because you will spend eternity roasting like beef at a BBQ. It doesn't hurt anyone? WRONG! Unless fornicators repent and stop fornicating, it does hurt them! It hurts them FOREVER!

                  Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
                  Ok, i may be a lost soul, but when ever i have needed help no one was there, so i turned to evidence such as tests that PROVE what i say, the big bang, evolution, its all real proven countless times, yet you just have a book that says it, without proof? and you call me and my brother stupid?
                  Here's what I want you to do. Admit you were lying about being a Christian. If you respond to this post and don't admit it, I will throw you into quarantine.
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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #69
                    Re: help please

                    Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
                    You keep putting up a pretense of idiocy, and you have kept this up rather well, leading me to belive you are an idiot. Further evidence for this is being a fundementalist christian, think the world is flar, only a cooter thinks that, and believing in all of the bible crap.
                    Please translate. Too many poorly spelled words, badly constructed sentences and poor structure. It makes baby Jesuses eyes burn.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #70
                      Re: help please

                      Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
                      HAHHAHAHA the women come away happy because its over? really? oh my days thats the best load of crap i have ever heard to be honest mate they are the ones who generally ask for it, i just provide the tools and as for understanding, not really i used to go to church alot with my family, never helped me, then i got a social life, now im happy listening to slipknot, playing guitar, having sex with randomers, and best of all living life where i can be free, free from assholes like you lot. who judge when you HAVE NOT been given the right to judge.
                      Enjoy Hell, I will not be bothered to post scripture if you are incapable on comprehending it.

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                      • jrobson68
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                        • Sep 2010
                        • 18

                        #71
                        Re: help please

                        A few problems with your arguments; I so far haven't lied once. There is a huge amount of evidence for a round world, only idiots believe that. As for the whole spelling thing, there's not a huge amount of them, and you're not worth me spell checking my messages over and over.

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                        • WinnerNotSinner
                          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 951

                          #72
                          Re: help please

                          Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
                          You keep putting up a pretense of idiocy, and you have kept this up rather well, leading me to belive you are an idiot. Further evidence for this is being a fundementalist christian, think the world is flar, only a cooter thinks that, and believing in all of the bible crap.
                          Ha, you've talked yourself into a hole there buddy!

                          2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                          Checkmate.
                          6
                          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                          • godlyman111
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 19

                            #73
                            Re: help please

                            I did not lie about being a Christian i have been baptised and had my first holy communion only when i reached the age of 13 i got into thinking for myself about my surroundings, at 15/16 i decided science has proof you do not, you have a book, a silly book written by men who were at the time only capable of thinking with a 100cc brain where as today we can think with 150 cc .. oh wait, is that what i think it is .... EVOLUTION wow.shock.horror.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29457

                              #74
                              Re: help please

                              Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
                              Ok, i may be a lost soul, but when ever i have needed help no one was there, so i turned to evidence such as tests that PROVE what i say, the big bang, evolution, its all real proven countless times, yet you just have a book that says it, without proof? and you call me and my brother stupid?
                              You see son, you never gave Jesus a chance. Read your KJV Bible. Do your best to understand His simple words. God only helps those that have proved their worth. There are too many trolls out there, making Him skeptical.

                              By the way, none of that science mumbo jumbo is proven, all theory. If you have done any reading on 'Scientific Theory', you'll find it changes more often than Harry changes his underwear.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • WinnerNotSinner
                                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 951

                                #75
                                Re: help please

                                Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
                                A few problems with your arguments; I so far haven't lied once. There is a huge amount of evidence for a round world, only idiots believe that. As for the whole spelling thing, there's not a huge amount of them, and you're not worth me spell checking my messages over and over.
                                A huge amount of evidence saying the world is round? I don't see any proof in the Bible.

                                Jeremiah 16:19:
                                O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit.

                                Revelation 7:1:
                                And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.
                                6
                                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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