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  • miss_maci
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 6

    #1

    Hello Everyone

    Hello Y'all

    My name is Miss Maci. I love Jesus Christ with all my heart. He lead me to my husband Jack. We have been married 4 years. We have a son John, and another baby boy on the way.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Hello Everyone

    Howdy and welcome. You seem like the good sort. I assume you have your husband's permission to be here.

    What church does he take you to? What does he do for a living?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hello Everyone

      If you're married, why do you call yourself "Miss?"

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • landoverlover
        Also loves Jesus and America
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2010
        • 828

        #4
        Re: Hello Everyone

        Originally posted by miss_maci View Post
        Hello Y'all

        My name is Miss Maci. I love Jesus Christ with all my heart. He lead me to my husband Jack. We have been married 4 years. We have a son John, and another baby boy on the way.
        Welcome and a Godly Rebel Yell to you! You were 16 when you married; that plus the ' y'all ' and other obvious clues say you are from the deep South, and probably a Baptist. You will find a passel of obedient wives here for you to kaffee-klatch and hen-party with. Why not have your husband introduce himself as well, just to be sure you have his permission to be here.

        Looking forward to hearing more about you. God bless you.
        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



        King James Bible v1611

        Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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        • Warner S. Davidson
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 586

          #5
          Re: Hello Everyone

          Welcome Miss Maci (hesitantly !!)

          However I concur with the other Brothers, Do you have permission to be here???

          Why are you using the salutation of MISS rather than the correct / only term for a married woman which is MRS????

          If you are some sort of a feminist then please move right along as Jesus hates you??
          2 Samuel 22:31

          As for God, His way is perfect;
          The word of the LORD is proven;
          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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          • Phebe Carlyle
            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 2604

            #6
            Re: Hello Everyone

            Originally posted by miss_maci View Post
            Hello Y'all

            My name is Miss Maci. I love Jesus Christ with all my heart. He lead me to my husband Jack. We have been married 4 years. We have a son John, and another baby boy on the way.
            Hello Miss Maci,

            Seems strange considering you are married and addressing adults here, but I will let it slide for now.

            Tell me Miss Maci,

            What is your favorite Bible verse and also, what is your husband's favorite pie of choice?

            YIC

            Mrs Phebe Dewitt. (you may call me Sister Phebe)




            There's Jesus here,
            Just see what He offers me....
            Down here my sins forgiven,
            Up there a home in heaven
            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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            • miss_maci
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2010
              • 6

              #7
              Re: Hello Everyone

              I apologize if I offended anyone by my name. In the south, Mrs. tends to come out soundling like Miss. My husband refers to me as Miss Macy. Again I apologize for the confusion. My husband Jack has given me permission to be here. He thinks its a wonderful idea for me to talk to other True Christians and get to know more people. He will be stopping by later today to make some posts. Yes, we were married at 16. God led us to each other early on but we are as happy as ever. I love obeying him with everything I have.

              As for my favorite bible passage, it is printed on Warner's signature but I will post it here as well. 2 Samuel 22:31

              As for God, His way is perfect;
              The word of the LORD is proven;
              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

              I hope y'all have a delightful day.

              Miss Maci

              oh, P.S. my husband's pie of choice happens to be strawberry rhubarb pie.

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              • JustGotSaved
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2009
                • 519

                #8
                Re: Hello Everyone

                is that your husband with you in the picture?

                I hope thats not a child of yours---what are you teaching him?
                Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14465

                  #9
                  Re: Hello Everyone

                  Hello Mrs. m?

                  welcome to a real home where God's Perfect Love peels the scales from our eyes to show us The Truth

                  here in Australia wives are very disobedient because they marry homosexuals - but there are a few Baptists (most of whom deny God's Perfect Love and stumble in blindness)

                  they are not true Baptists, but little by little God's ministry through Landover Baptist - His favorite GLORY ! ! is transforming this pagan isle.
                  Now only most people are going to hell HALLELUJAH

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                  • miss_maci
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: Hello Everyone

                    Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                    is that your husband with you in the picture?

                    I hope thats not a child of yours---what are you teaching him?
                    That indeed is my son. My husband took a picture of him giving the baby a kiss from outside my belly. Ain't it precious.

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                    • QuiverFull
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: Hello Everyone

                      Originally posted by miss_maci View Post
                      That indeed is my son. My husband took a picture of him giving the baby a kiss from outside my belly. Ain't it precious.
                      I hope you plan on having more kids.
                      Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD:and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
                      As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man;so are children of the youth.
                      Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them:they shall not be ashamed,
                      but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
                      Psalm 127:3-5 (KJV)

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                      • miss_maci
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: Hello Everyone

                        Originally posted by QuiverFull View Post
                        I hope you plan on having more kids.
                        Oh we do. Dont you worry now. I have on on the way, due in 3 weeks.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: Hello Everyone

                          Originally posted by miss_maci View Post
                          That indeed is my son. My husband took a picture of him giving the baby a kiss from outside my belly. Ain't it precious.
                          That concerns me.

                          A boy should be out hunting, especially at his age. He needs to know what it is like to slowly squeeze the trigger and see his next meal fall to the ground, a glazed look of shock in the eyes, steam and blood gushing from the wound. Nothing makes a boy into a man faster than gutting a kill while it is still warm.

                          Real men do not kiss bellies!
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • miss_maci
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 6

                            #14
                            Re: Hello Everyone

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            That concerns me.

                            A boy should be out hunting, especially at his age. He needs to know what it is like to slowly squeeze the trigger and see his next meal fall to the ground, a glazed look of shock in the eyes, steam and blood gushing from the wound. Nothing makes a boy into a man faster than gutting a kill while it is still warm.

                            Real men do not kiss bellies!

                            Oh James, honey dont you worry. That boy of mine goes hunting every day with his Papa. My husband takes him out in his cute lil camouflage jumpsuit and they bring mama back some delicious venison. This picture was taken on a Friday after visiting some family. My husband wanted me to start the Baby book for our new baby boy and I wanted a picture of John interacting with his new brother.

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #15
                              Re: Hello Everyone

                              Welcome Miss Maci

                              I am a bit confused about you son Jack. In the photo he looks about 5 or 6 years old, yet you have been married for 4 years. That would make Jack about 3 years old.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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