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  • #1

    Hello Landover Baptist forum.

    My name is Michael

    I'm from Denmark, and attend church every day. My favorite bible vers is:
    "And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."



    I do believe, that sites like this is what the people around the world need. People need to be able to go to a place like this and see the light.



    I hope that we all can be friends (even though I'm from Denmark)
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  • #2
    Re: Hello Landover Baptist forum.

    Originally posted by NoNig_DK View Post
    My name is Michael

    I'm from Denmark, and attend church every day. My favorite bible vers is:
    "And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."



    I do believe, that sites like this is what the people around the world need. People need to be able to go to a place like this and see the light.



    I hope that we all can be friends (even though I'm from Denmark)


    Are you a Baptist? Married? Have you any sons? Why does your name look racist? We don't tolerate racism here. When did you first accept Jesus into your heart? What is your favorite pie?
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Landover Baptist forum.

      Originally posted by NoNig_DK View Post
      My name is Michael

      I'm from Denmark, and attend church every day. My favorite bible vers is:
      "And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."



      I do believe, that sites like this is what the people around the world need. People need to be able to go to a place like this and see the light.



      I hope that we all can be friends (even though I'm from Denmark)


      Hello Michael,

      Welcome to God's Favorite Forum!

      It is so refreshing to know that even a Denmakistanian like you has accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

      What brought you to Jesus?

      You are a Baptist, right?

      Michael, are you married and if so, how many Soldiers for Christ has your wife birthed?

      That is all the questions I have for you for now and I look forward to your replies.

      YIC

      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Landover Baptist forum.

        Originally posted by NoNig_DK View Post
        My name is Michael

        I'm from Denmark, and attend church every day. My favorite bible vers is:
        "And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."



        I do believe, that sites like this is what the people around the world need. People need to be able to go to a place like this and see the light.



        I hope that we all can be friends (even though I'm from Denmark)


        Welcome Michael.

        I see you have given you favorite Bible verse. Is that from the Denmarkian Bible, the verse should be.

        Ezekiel 25:17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

        Which church do you goto?
        How many Soldiers for Christ do you have?
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Landover Baptist forum.

          What does "no nig dk" mean?

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          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Hello Landover Baptist forum.

            Hello Michael,

            Do you have any good pastry recipes?
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello Landover Baptist forum.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              What does "no nig dk" mean?
              I think it means "No nigras in Denmark".
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              • #8
                Re: Hello Landover Baptist forum.

                Now i may be wrong here but i think that DK means a company in Denmark, as in Holland companies have BV after their name in the UK it's PLC or LTD. So what sort of company is NoNig DK and why are you advertising it on here have you got some vacancies you are trying to fill or are you trying to promote something.

                Come on spill the beans.
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                • #9
                  Re: Hello Landover Baptist forum.

                  Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
                  Now i may be wrong here but i think that DK means a company in Denmark, as in Holland companies have BV after their name in the UK it's PLC or LTD. So what sort of company is NoNig DK and why are you advertising it on here have you got some vacancies you are trying to fill or are you trying to promote something.

                  Come on spill the beans.
                  I confess to being confused about all the arcane practices in Europistan (which is one reason they just can't all get along over there) - things like GMBH ("Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung"), they are always fond of using too many words and waste an inordinate amount of time pronouncing them when you could just say "company". Even the Brits (allegedly speaking "English") are prone to the same thing - adding stuff like "by appointment to Her Majesty the Queen - purveyors of whips, chains, ball gags, and other fine sex toys."

                  If I were to hazard a guess at "NoNig", it is probably one of those new "politically correct" ISO standards meaning No Nigras were harmed in the manufacture of their products.
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                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello Landover Baptist forum.

                    Hello Michael and a tentative welcome

                    The fact that you are a Dane and the worry that you may also be a Papist rapist is concerning

                    Could you put my mind at ease............. and remember:

                    Proverbs 6:19                     A false witness who speaks lies,
                    And one who sows discord among brethren.


                    Jesus watches every move you make and every vow you break....He will be watching you
                    2 Samuel 22:31

                    As for God, His way is perfect;
                    The word of the LORD is proven;
                    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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