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My name is Ambrose Farquharson. I am 44 years old, married with a son, I have my own pest control business and I attend the First Christian Church of Decatur. Whenever i have time for myself, i like to read The Good Book.
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Hello Ambrose and welcome to God's favourite forum.Originally posted by Ambrose Farquharson View Post
How did you find this wonderful place?
Where are you from? Your name indicates that you are not an American caucasion lady, but I might be wrong.
What's your favourite verse in the Holy Book?
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body." -
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@Ambrose Farquharson Welcome! I hope we can be friends!
Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
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Welcome to our friendly forum!
Do you have your husbands permission to be here?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about your husband.Originally posted by Ambrose Farquharson View Post
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Yes, welcome!Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
Brother, Ambrose is typically a man's name.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Hello again. To answer some of your questions, I am indeed a man. I am from Decatur GA. And my favorite verse is 2 Corinthians 4:6.Comment
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One of my personal favorite American Statesmen, Tom DeLay, used to run a pest control service before becoming a congressman. It was the fascism of the EPA in regulating his special chemical brews that drove him to enter into politics and secure our freedoms from the liberal secular elites and their so-called "regulations," which are really nothing more than a brazen assault on our liberties and the free enterprise system.
Have you experienced similar persecution from socialist, fascist nazis at the EPA?II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Do you use a lot of dynamite in your pest control business?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Dear friend:
I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. Since you are a Christian with your own pest-control business, I trust that you believe what the Bible says about insects rather than what Christ-hating evil-utionists say about insects.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Of course I have. According to the EPA I am a domestic terrorist just because I am a white Christian with a pest control business.Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
I used to. But my blasting permit was revoked after some explosives mysteriously disappeared from my storage and were later found to have been used in an attempt to blow up an abortion clinic in Des Moines.
Well, I only exterminate the abominations. That's what God wants me to do.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View PostComment
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Only one little soldier for Christ?Originally posted by Ambrose Farquharson View Post
Oh dear. I hope that reading the good book is not something you do when you have time.Whenever i have time for myself, i like to read The Good Book.
You must make time every day for devotions. Sometimes I do not have time for baking cookies because my set time in the prayer closet must come first.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Welcome, Friend.
I'm sorry to hear about your revoked blasting permit, bud. With Obama now running things you can bet your bottom dollar True Caucasian Christian Americans™ like yourself will be discriminated against, bullied and suppressed until the demoncrats are forced OUT of the white house.
Amen, Sister! Talking of the Bible Ambrose, how has your favourite verse affected you personally?Originally posted by Sister Charli View PostOh dear. I hope that reading the good book is not something you do when you have time. You must make time every day for devotions. Sometimes I do not have time for baking cookies because my set time in the prayer closet must come first.
2 Corinthians 4
6For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.
Absolutely divine.6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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We spent last month in Idaho on vacation and as per usual I got singled out by TSA for a complete security check. It does not matter when/where I fly, I am always singled out whether flying somewhere for pleasure or business. This was going on even before 9/11. My wife thinks I am red tagged on a computer somewhere.Comment
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