y helo thar

[thefollowingerrors]

hi, this is my obligatory intro thread.

i generally don't like these, and am only doing it because I was informed i have to.

i'm 22, from the northwestern united states

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: y helo thar

That's not saying much, friend. Are you male or female? What church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse?

[James Hutchins]

Re: y helo thar

Tell us all about how Jesus saved you from life of depravity.

What is your favorite passage?

What flavor is your pie?

[Jedediah]

Re: y helo thar

That's not much of an introduction, son. Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal LORD and Savior?

[BelovedEternally]

Re: y helo thar

Hey slut, welcome to God's Land.

[thefollowingerrors]

Re: y helo thar

I'm a boy. I honestly don't know what I believe religiously. I wasn't raised religiously, and it hasn't been a part of my life

I'm currently taking a class on the new Testament which is interesting


probably coconut cream pie, and see above comment for the famous bible verse question.

I honestly didn't say much because I don't care much for intro threads, I usually just dive right in. I honestly came here because a friend showed me this place, and thought I would investigate. Not sure how long i'll be around. i'll probably just roam/read mostly.

[James Hutchins]

Re: y helo thar

Oh............. so you too really are butt buddies. Boys, have you looked into the Landover B.A.S.H. program, it can reverse the gayness.

[Lisa H]

Re: y helo thar

I suppose I should say welcome.

Your profile says your BelovedEternally boyfriend. How log have you been boyfriends.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: y helo thar

I think actually what happened is that Jesus thought you and your friend were in a desperate need of Saving(r). Jesus used your friend as a tool to bring you here. Both of you are empty and need Jesus to fill you up inside.

Revelation 21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.

[thefollowingerrors]

Re: y helo thar

haha, that was really a joke tbh. He was the one who brought me here, he lives like four states away..and we just met like two days ago (over the internet, not in real life) so we're obviously not in a relationship.

But I don't want to force you to welcome me if you don't want to/feel comfortable to. I understand.

I'll mostly be reading & lurking like i said. I generally do that, I just kinda take information in.

[BelovedEternally]

Re: y helo thar

I'm a boy. I honestly don't know what I believe religiously. I wasn't raised religiously, and it hasn't been a part of my life

I'm currently taking a class on the new Testament which is interesting


probably coconut cream pie, and see above comment for the famous bible verse question.

I honestly didn't say much because I don't care much for intro threads, I usually just dive right in. I honestly came here because a friend showed me this place, and thought I would investigate. Not sure how long i'll be around. i'll probably just roam/read mostly.

Betcha can't beat my infraction record
löl

[Lisa H]

Re: y helo thar

haha, that was really a joke tbh. He was the one who brought me here, he lives like four states away..and we just met like two days ago (over the internet, not in real life) so we're obviously not in a relationship.

But I don't want to force you to welcome me if you don't want to/feel comfortable to. I understand.

I'll mostly be reading & lurking like i said. I generally do that, I just kinda take information in.

So you two meet lurking around on a gay pickup website.

[thefollowingerrors]

Re: y helo thar

Betcha can't beat my infraction record
löl

I wasn't aware it was a competition =p But yeah you're most likely correct

[Jedediah]

Re: y helo thar

Cruising for gay sex in the online chat rooms, huh? Were you guys planning to meet up at an Interstate Highway rest stop? The Minneapolis Airport men's room? You unrepentant queers disgust me.

Believe it or not, I too once wallowed in homosexual perversion. Then one day, Jesus came to me and told me to turn my life around. I heeded His advice, enrolled in a six-month Ex-Gay(c) sexual reorientation program, and today am the proud father of five sons.

It is not too late for you to quit wallowing in depredation, to turn your life around, and seek His face. I exhort you to put an end to your sex perversions and walk in the ways of True Christendom(tm).

Luke 15:10
Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.

When you are ready to walk with Christ, let us know. We want you to join us in Heaven, pressed against the supple bosom of Jesus, for all eternity.

YIC

[thefollowingerrors]

Re: y helo thar

So you two meet lurking around on a gay pickup website.

No. that's rather presumptuous of you to assume, but we met at deviantart, which (i've come to learn) is apparently a tool of Satan?