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  • NightwishDweeb
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2010
    • 14

    #1

    Hello all

    i was thinking what to write about myself, but i remember my pastor said "always wait for the question before you try to speak if you are in a new place"

    so its yalls turn
    what do you want to know about me?
  • BelovedEternally
    Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
    • Sep 2010
    • 103

    #2
    Re: Hello all

    What Church do you go to?
    Are You Saved?
    How Old Are You?
    Do You Honor Your Mother and Father?
    Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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    • Phebe Carlyle
      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 2604

      #3
      Re: Hello all

      Hello Nightwishfan,

      Better late than never I suppose.

      Welcome to God's Favorite Forum.

      I would like to know what this "nightwish" is and why are you a fan of it?

      Is it a hip, trendy new way of referring to prayer or something?

      Also, are you male or female, married, not married, age etc..

      What is your favorite scripture?

      Lastly (for now) why do you think Jesus lead you here to Landover?

      I look forward to your replies.

      YIC

      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • Shela Tansper
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2010
        • 240

        #4
        Re: Hello all

        I hope i am wrong but i believe nightwish are one of those heavy metal type bands from finland
        The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

        King James Bible v1611
        A passage a day keeps satan away

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        • BelovedEternally
          Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
          • Sep 2010
          • 103

          #5
          Re: Hello all

          Yes Nightwish is a heavy metal band. I personally don't like them lol
          Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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          • NightwishDweeb
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2010
            • 14

            #6
            Re: Hello all

            k 1st of all let me show you something

            The Carpenter

            Who are you?
            Man condemned to shine a salvation
            throughout the centuries
            Why ?
            Was the wine of the grail
            too sour for man to drink

            The carpenter
            carved his anchor
            on the dying souls of mankind
            On the tomb of this unknown soldier
            lay the tools of the one
            who for us had died
            Tools of the carpenter


            Kiss them deep and

            make them weep
            over promises of eternal peace

            The carpenter
            carved his anchor
            on the dying souls of mankind
            On the tomb of this unknown soldier
            lay the tools of the one
            who for us has died
            Tools of the carpenter

            I hear you
            through the symphonic voices of nature
            - the purity I could never doubt
            They tell me to lie on the grass
            and observe my saviour
            The one crucified to the chirping of birds

            The carpenter
            carved his anchor
            on the dying souls of mankind
            On the tomb of this unknown soldier
            lay the tools of the one
            who for us has died
            Tools of the carpenter


            this is a NW song ... is this evil? and please dont cry blesphamy before you read it

            i will answer to the rest of the questions later, i just need to fint the proper words

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            • Shela Tansper
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2010
              • 240

              #7
              Re: Hello all

              I find this disturbing

              The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

              King James Bible v1611
              A passage a day keeps satan away

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              • God Allmighty
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Sep 2010
                • 6

                #8
                Re: Hello all

                i find it cool,and hey im god,DO YOU REALLY WANNA ARGUE WITH ME?!?!?! I CREATED YOU WOMAN!

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #9
                  Re: Hello all

                  Originally posted by God Allmighty View Post
                  i find it cool,and hey im god,DO YOU REALLY WANNA ARGUE WITH ME?!?!?! I CREATED YOU WOMAN!
                  How about you paying some respect to True Christians and behave yourself.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #10
                    Re: Hello all

                    Mr Nightwish,

                    It may sound a little out of sorts, especially to my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, but I am the first to admit I like the toe-tapping sounds of The Carpenters; so much so, I even know many of the lyrics to their songs down-pat.

                    However I have never seen that song listed on any of my Carpenters Albums.

                    YIC

                    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • NightwishDweeb
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14

                      #11
                      Re: Hello all

                      Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
                      I find this disturbing

                      explain why is it disturbing to you please

                      its an angel criing over a gravestone (i believe some people take it as a gravestone) but if thats the case than it belongs to a holy warrior who died in a sacret battle fighting and killing many children-eater wiccan/satanist before he fall

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: Hello all

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                        Mr Nightwish,

                        It may sound a little out of sorts, especially to my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, but I am the first to admit I like the toe-tapping sounds of The Carpenters; so much so, I even know many of the lyrics to their songs down-pat.

                        However I have never seen that song listed on any of my Carpenters Albums.

                        YIC

                        Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                        Oh dear Ms DeWitt it is looking like you have been spending too much time with Lisa, I was not aware that her condition was contagious.
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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #13
                          Re: Hello all


                          It may look a little too Catholic for the True Jealousian people here.
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                          May my Sauce be with you!
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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Hello all

                            Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                            Yes Nightwish is a heavy metal band. I personally don't like them lol
                            Why exactly is not liking a band funny?

                            Seriously, why are you "laughing out loud" because you don't like a particular band? Is that a joke where you come from? If so, why don't your people have any sense of humor? Is it because you hate God and ignore His Word?
                            Originally posted by God Allmighty View Post
                            i find it cool,and hey im god,DO YOU REALLY WANNA ARGUE WITH ME?!?!?! I CREATED YOU WOMAN!
                            I think God would know how to spell "almighty".
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Hello all

                              Originally posted by NightwishDweeb View Post
                              i was thinking what to write about myself, but i remember my pastor said "always wait for the question before you try to speak if you are in a new place"

                              so its yalls turn
                              what do you want to know about me?
                              Yalls?

                              All rock music is of satan. Wake up boy.


                              I don't believe you've ever even met a pastor.

                              Get a hair cut, boy. You look like a damned girl!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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