[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello all

Funny how these "christians" who claim to have read the bible never acknowledge the name of their "god" but name themselves after his son.

I am a True Christian. I follow and put faith and trust in Jesus Christ.

And I DO know the name of God, and that is Jesus. JESUS AND GOD ARE ONE!

Perhaps you should read JOHN 1 for clarification and to get it through your soggy salt water soaked skull.

I would have posted it all but it is a 51 verse scripture.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello all

Funny how these heathens whom have obviously never read a Bible entirely, write a song based on a false premise ONE verse (Mark 6:2-3) mentions, being; an assumption that Jesus was a carpenter (and in that verse it was ignorant people who were MOCKING JESUS NO LESS about it), while ignoring the other 47 times in the NT, Jesus is KNOWN to be The Master and TEACHER and not a carpenter at all.

Funny how these "christians" who claim to have read the bible never acknowledge the name of their "god" but name themselves after his son.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello all

Oh dear Ms DeWitt it is looking like you have been spending too much time with Lisa, I was not aware that her condition was contagious.

I certainly don't mind having what Sister Lisa has, and that is the love of Jesus penetrating each and every pore! Thank you for noticing how much we True Christians OOZE this love. Considering the amount of time you spend with Sister Lisa, I am surprised YOU have not contracted the awesomeness of God. His Serum of TRUTH is all one needs, Mr Jo Freddie.

My comment regarding the Carpenters was to bypass the fact that these satanic metal thrash hellbound trash were obviously alluding to Jesus in their song.

Funny how these heathens whom have obviously never read a Bible entirely, write a song based on a false premise ONE verse (Mark 6:2-3) mentions, being; an assumption that Jesus was a carpenter (and in that verse it was ignorant people who were MOCKING JESUS NO LESS about it), while ignoring the other 47 times in the NT, Jesus is KNOWN to be The Master and TEACHER and not a carpenter at all.

That band are obviously not OF God or FOR God, that's for sure.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello all

yall is a southern american englishTM term short for "you all" as far as i know. you see i usually speak the Queen's english, i just try to respect yall by using american english TM in front of yall

rock music might come from Satan but i liosten to heavy metal and no, not the american version what is so retarded its just basic cursewors and noise
please enlighten my dark mind and isert here the proper verse from yalls bible (the full verse pls, not just a line) where it says "thou shall not listen to electric guitar because its from the Horned One

Friend, all that demonic heavy metal music is of Satan. It just consists of lame rehashes of this obviously evil album:

See? Definitive proof that heavy metal music is of Satan, and I didn't even have to post anything by Slayer or Rotting Christ. For the record, all dream-pop and twee music is also the Devil's work, but at least it has some decent tunes that you can hum.

stop calling me a boy and give my REAL handler back

why should i show respect when ill i get is hatespeech and ppl messing with my profile?
isnt that disrespectful?

Let me turn that question around: Why should we show you respect when you spit in Our Lord's eye by refusing to unquestioningly obey His every command? Isn't that disrespectful?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello all

I see yet another had to learn the hard way that a privately-owned discussion forum is NOT his personal litter box, and childish tantrums will not be tolerated.

[NightwishDweeb]

Re: Hello all

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum.

yes you right ... you need intelligent people to debate with

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum.

are you christian or baptist?

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.[/URL]

hmmm this is a long one
1st of all i dont want any1 to analy rape me not even Baby Jesus
2nd of all, i dont care who died for your sins
and finally, my alcoholic stepdad beaten my mother half dead every payday (as a True Christian TM should do i suppose) so she become addicted to pills. my grandmother who raised me died in horrible pain by the hands of the butcher "doctors".
so believe me i have been thru hell and i have survived


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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello all

stop calling me a boy and give my REAL handler back

why should i show respect when ill i get is hatespeech and ppl messing with my profile?
isnt that disrespectful?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[NightwishDweeb]

Re: Hello all

Show some respect, boy.

stop calling me a boy and give my REAL handler back

why should i show respect when ill i get is hatespeech and ppl messing with my profile?
isnt that disrespectful?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello all

yall is a southern american englishTM term short for "you all" as far as i know. you see i usually speak the Queen's english, i just try to respect yall by using american english TM in front of yall

Freehold, Iowa is not in the South. Don't try and degrade us as "redneck hillbillies" from the South. Speak American or get out.

And by the way, words like "American" are capitalized. Show some respect, boy.

yes i have met a pastor, but you entitled to believe what you want

That's what we're waiting for, the details of your relationship with Jesus. So far all you've been talking about is satanic music. This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

ive just got a haircut yesterday

Pics or it never happened.

[NightwishDweeb]

Re: Hello all

Yalls?

All rock music is of satan. Wake up boy.


I don't believe you've ever even met a pastor.

Get a hair cut, boy. You look like a damned girl!

yall is a southern american englishTM term short for "you all" as far as i know. you see i usually speak the Queen's english, i just try to respect yall by using american english TM in front of yall

rock music might come from Satan but i liosten to heavy metal and no, not the american version what is so retarded its just basic cursewors and noise
please enlighten my dark mind and isert here the proper verse from yalls bible (the full verse pls, not just a line) where it says "thou shall not listen to electric guitar because its from the Horned One

yes i have met a pastor, but you entitled to believe what you want

ive just got a haircut yesterday

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello all

i was thinking what to write about myself, but i remember my pastor said "always wait for the question before you try to speak if you are in a new place"

so its yalls turn
what do you want to know about me?

Yalls?

All rock music is of satan. Wake up boy.


I don't believe you've ever even met a pastor.

Get a hair cut, boy. You look like a damned girl!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello all

Yes Nightwish is a heavy metal band. I personally don't like them lol

Why exactly is not liking a band funny?

Seriously, why are you "laughing out loud" because you don't like a particular band? Is that a joke where you come from? If so, why don't your people have any sense of humor? Is it because you hate God and ignore His Word?

i find it cool,and hey im god,DO YOU REALLY WANNA ARGUE WITH ME?!?!?! I CREATED YOU WOMAN!

I think God would know how to spell "almighty".

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello all

It may look a little too Catholic for the True Jealousian people here.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello all

Mr Nightwish,

It may sound a little out of sorts, especially to my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, but I am the first to admit I like the toe-tapping sounds of The Carpenters; so much so, I even know many of the lyrics to their songs down-pat.

However I have never seen that song listed on any of my Carpenters Albums.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

Oh dear Ms DeWitt it is looking like you have been spending too much time with Lisa, I was not aware that her condition was contagious.

[NightwishDweeb]

Re: Hello all

I find this disturbing

explain why is it disturbing to you please

its an angel criing over a gravestone (i believe some people take it as a gravestone) but if thats the case than it belongs to a holy warrior who died in a sacret battle fighting and killing many children-eater wiccan/satanist before he fall