[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!

Jealousy is a sin, you know.

And fat chick, shut up. You're fat. Nobody cares about what you have to say.



Faux-"Pastor"s, stop pretending. You're giving great, REAL Pastors a bad name. You teach others to abuse, to hate, to pass judgement...it is not your place. Only GOD may do any of that.

Do you even read the Bible?!

Gosh, that doesn't sound like the comments of a successful, liebral, free-thinkin' gal about town.

Do I perhaps detect a teenage boy having a little trolling session because mommy and daddy are out for the evening and they have put the parental lock on the porn channel?

My my.. such angst little fella.

I will pray for you, Mr gruff!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!

Faux-"Pastor"s, stop pretending. You're giving great, REAL Pastors a bad name. You teach others to abuse, to hate, to pass judgement...it is not your place. Only GOD may do any of that.

Why don't you post the chapter and verse that says that, baby doll?

Do you even read the Bible?!

Do you, sweetie?

Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[Dr. Letterman(Zoee Dakota)]

Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!

Once again, jealousy is a sin. It infects you hearts and turns them black as soot. Which is fine, because then you'll have to come to me and pay me lots of money so I can fix you. Or not. Maybe I can pretend to forget procedure and let GOD have his way with you.

Anyway, you're all annoying, and I'm going to bed now. I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and make lots of money, that you'll never have in your entire life.

Know why? GOD HAS BLESSED ME.

Once again fat chick, you're mad because you're fat and no man wants you. I am young and beautiful and sexyyyyyyyyyyyy and GOD has made me this way, HE has blessed me. You JEALOUS OLD FART.

Levi Jones, you behave like a pedophile. Billy Bob, I bet you let black guys pound your cornhole. Other guy (forgot your name -- wow you're really not important!) I bet you enjoy your alone time on your farm with your animals. Sicko.

You're not REAL Pastors, you're all phonies. And liars. Have fun in helllllllllll.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!

Once again, jealousy is a sin. It infects you hearts and turns them black as soot. Which is fine, because then you'll have to come to me and pay me lots of money so I can fix you. Or not. Maybe I can pretend to forget procedure and let GOD have his way with you.

Anyway, you're all annoying, and I'm going to bed now. I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and make lots of money, that you'll never have in your entire life.

Know why? GOD HAS BLESSED ME.

Once again fat chick, you're mad because you're fat and no man wants you. I am young and beautiful and sexyyyyyyyyyyyy and GOD has made me this way, HE has blessed me. You JEALOUS OLD FART.

Levi Jones, you behave like a pedophile. Billy Bob, I bet you let black guys pound your cornhole. Other guy (forgot your name -- wow you're really not important!) I bet you enjoy your alone time on your farm with your animals. Sicko.

You're not REAL Pastors, you're all phonies. And liars. Have fun in helllllllllll.

Please post the Scripture that says that "jealousy is a sin." Then please point out where you have seen any True Christian(tm) exhibit jealousy.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!

Once again, jealousy is a sin. It infects you hearts and turns them black as soot. Which is fine, because then you'll have to come to me and pay me lots of money so I can fix you. Or not. Maybe I can pretend to forget procedure and let GOD have his way with you.

Anyway, you're all annoying, and I'm going to bed now. I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and make lots of money, that you'll never have in your entire life.

Know why? GOD HAS BLESSED ME.

Once again fat chick, you're mad because you're fat and no man wants you. I am young and beautiful and sexyyyyyyyyyyyy and GOD has made me this way, HE has blessed me. You JEALOUS OLD FART.

Levi Jones, you behave like a pedophile. Billy Bob, I bet you let black guys pound your cornhole. Other guy (forgot your name -- wow you're really not important!) I bet you enjoy your alone time on your farm with your animals. Sicko.

You're not REAL Pastors, you're all phonies. And liars. Have fun in helllllllllll.

Please don't put the canned fruit into the Jell-O.

You talk this good game about being a better Christian than us, yet the only people quoting scripture here are the actual Christians not the hell bound God-mocker who is all full of herself for being a fry cook.

Jeremiah 4:30 And when thou art spoiled, what wilt thou do? Though thou clothest thyself with crimson, though thou deckest thee with ornaments of gold, though thou rentest thy face with painting, in vain shalt thou make thyself fair; thy lovers will despise thee, they will seek thy life.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!

Do you think it was funny posting that rude visitor message on my profile.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!

Once again, jealousy is a sin. It infects you hearts and turns them black as soot. Which is fine, because then you'll have to come to me and pay me lots of money so I can fix you. Or not. Maybe I can pretend to forget procedure and let GOD have his way with you.

Anyway, you're all annoying, and I'm going to bed now. I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and make lots of money, that you'll never have in your entire life.

Know why? GOD HAS BLESSED ME.

Once again fat chick, you're mad because you're fat and no man wants you. I am young and beautiful and sexyyyyyyyyyyyy and GOD has made me this way, HE has blessed me. You JEALOUS OLD FART.

Levi Jones, you behave like a pedophile. Billy Bob, I bet you let black guys pound your cornhole. Other guy (forgot your name -- wow you're really not important!) I bet you enjoy your alone time on your farm with your animals. Sicko.

You're not REAL Pastors, you're all phonies. And liars. Have fun in helllllllllll.

Does this person really expect ANYONE to believe that they make that much money doing A&E interning?

Also, what True Christian would even USE the term "sexy". I would certainly like even ONE Bible passage cited using that word!

Tsk tsk.. today's latch-key kid youth. It's a crying shame, is what it is.

YIC

Sister Phebe.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!

Okay, okay. So I had heard of this place and I thought it would be wonderful to come on here and reveal that I am a FEMALE FAST FOOD MANAGER

who makes
$24,000 PER YEAR


...and I did it all on my own. I worked my way up, put myself through hamburger U, and am now making more money and living a fuller, ACTUAL CHRISTIAN life than ALL of you combined.

Um . . . I pay my housekeeper more than that.

My church pays its part-time organist more than that.

You DO make more than the janitor, but he only works about 12 hours a week. He's on a pension, this is just supplemental income.

You poor thing. Why have you rejected Jesus? Why is He punishing you with the horrible acne and obesity which comes from a life of fast-food addiction?

How do you live with yourself knowing how you contribute daily to diabetes, heart disease, and obesity in America by demanding your employees continually ask, "Would you like to SOOOOOPER-SIZE that? Only a dollar, and your freedom from esophageal cancer!" How can you vote for Obama, and then blame insurance companies for high health care costs when you are one of the very sources of ill health?

HOPE THAT YOU NEVER NEED ME SOME DAY.

I expect not. I don't eat that garbage. My body is God's temple.