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  • Praire
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    • Sep 2010
    • 1
    #1

    Hello Brothers!

    I am new here
    My name is John currently 20 working as a lawyer.
    Currently live in Gayfransisco (but plan on moving)
    I am currently unmarried I Unfortunately have not found a godly women
    I am here to see the light Praise Jesus!
    My Favorite bible verse is
    As the Father knoweth me, even so know I the Father: and I lay down my life for the sheep. John 10:15
    I hope i have covered everything!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello Brothers!

      Originally posted by Praire View Post
      I am new here
      My name is John currently 20 working as a lawyer.
      Currently live in Gayfransisco (but plan on moving)
      I am currently unmarried I Unfortunately have not found a godly women
      I am here to see the light Praise Jesus!
      My Favorite bible verse is
      As the Father knoweth me, even so know I the Father: and I lay down my life for the sheep. John 10:15
      I hope i have covered everything!
      You're a 20 year old lawyer?

      Come on, boy. Tell the truth. We aren't stupid.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996
          #3
          Re: Hello Brothers!

          Originally posted by Praire View Post
          I am new here
          My name is John currently 20 working as a lawyer.
          Let's see . . . you got through a BA or BS and a JD, and passed the bar, before 20 years of age? When did you start college, at 14?

          What else are you lying about? What kind of idiots do you take us for?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • landoverlover
              Also loves Jesus and America
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2010
              • 828
              #4
              Re: Hello Brothers!

              Originally posted by Praire View Post
              I am new here
              My name is John currently 20 working as a lawyer.
              Currently live in Gayfransisco (but plan on moving)
              I am currently unmarried I Unfortunately have not found a godly women
              I am here to see the light Praise Jesus!
              My Favorite bible verse is
              As the Father knoweth me, even so know I the Father: and I lay down my life for the sheep. John 10:15
              I hope i have covered everything!
              Friend, I would love to give you the benefit of the doubt. Really. And while I normally refrain from criticizing grammatical errors, as a lawyer you should know better - the little you wrote is full of them.

              I suggest you start over and come clean, and ask God for forgiveness.
              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



              King James Bible v1611

              Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612
                  #5
                  Re: Hello Brothers!

                  And don't call us "Brothers". You haven't earned that right yet. And if you're a homo, you never will.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • Felicity
                      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 4834
                      #6
                      Re: Hello Brothers!

                      @Praire Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                      What is a lawnyer? Do you mow lawns?

                      Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
                      I Jesus!

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                        • Phebe Carlyle
                          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 2604
                          #7
                          Re: Hello Brothers!

                          Originally posted by Praire View Post
                          I am new here
                          My name is John currently 20 working as a lawyer.
                          Currently live in Gayfransisco (but plan on moving)
                          I am currently unmarried I Unfortunately have not found a godly women
                          I am here to see the light Praise Jesus!
                          My Favorite bible verse is
                          As the Father knoweth me, even so know I the Father: and I lay down my life for the sheep. John 10:15
                          I hope i have covered everything!
                          I find it disturbing that he only felt the need to greet the Brothers here.

                          Obivously he's caught The Gay living in Sodfrancisco, as he only seems to have interest in the males here.

                          I was going to cite Matthew 16:23 here, but considering he appears to be a homer, it doesn't seem appropriate on at least one level.

                          YIC

                          Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                          There's Jesus here,
                          Just see what He offers me....
                          Down here my sins forgiven,
                          Up there a home in heaven
                          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • Jedediah
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Fisher of Men
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 6824
                              #8
                              Re: Hello Brothers!

                              I get the feeling you're trying to put one over on us, son. God hates that!

                              Proverbs 6:16-19
                              These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:                               A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                              An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                              A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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