[rocksinmyhead]

Re: Hello

Well I think this has proven it for me then. True Christianity is not for me. May i burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for your time

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Well I think this has proven it for me then. True Christianity is not for me. May i burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for your time

Good riddance, sinner.

[rocksinmyhead]

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Excuse me but something has been bugging me. How can you prove God's existence? Without using what the bible says that was written in 1611? Please try and enlighten how you can prove Gods existence. Either way.

[landoverlover]

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Excuse me but something has been bugging me. How can you prove God's existence? Without using what the bible says that was written in 1611? Please try and enlighten how you can prove Gods existence. Either way.

Sorry, we're not here to entertain you. You must do the heavy lifting, which you're seemingly unwilling to do. You can prove God's existence by sincerely asking Jesus into your heart, repenting your sins and following His Word. It's as simple as that.

What, did you expect to find some so-called proof in a self-help book or at Barnes & Noble or a screed by Stephen Hawking? The 'proof' is in your heart, friend.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello. First of all I would like to say, I am not a Christian. I am Atheist. But I do not judge people for believing in different religions. My friend who is a "true Christian" directed me to this site to find out what its all about. This is not a troll thread. I am genuinely interested in what you believe. (just for reference i do not go to a church - If that wasn't clear)

Who is your friend?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[John Scopes]

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Excuse me but something has been bugging me. How can you prove God's existence? Without using what the bible says that was written in 1611? Please try and enlighten how you can prove Gods existence. Either way.

The only thing that can be proven is the fact of evolution. It is also a fact that some human genetic lines are much more recessive than others. This can be due to inherited defects passed along in which the affected individuals are merely unfortunate recipients.

It can also occur among certain members of religious factions who choose only to procreate amongst those who hold similar beliefs. This typically results in a form of line breeding, which is fine for dogs, but causes certain defects among homo sapiens. In this case an evolutionary thinning of the herd takes place, which inevitably results in a reduction of said individuals.

[Pasterfarian Skank]

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So you like the Lord's teachings, but refuse to follow it. Sex before marriage is a sin, and those who practice it end up smitten by disease. Also why would you want to bring a bastard child into the world.

Aren't you fwits meant to use proper grammar and punctuation?

[James Hutchins]

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Aren't you fwits meant to use proper grammar and punctuation?

What is a 'fwits'?

I figure you must know as you are a member of the grammar and punctuation police.

[BelieverInGod]

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Aren't you fwits meant to use proper grammar and punctuation?

Did pasta boy get a sex change?

[Lisa H]

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Aren't you fwits meant to use proper grammar and punctuation?

Who are you to question me. Why would you want to use swear words on this forum.

[Pasterfarian Skank]

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The King James Bible has been around for a very long time. Way before you were born, it was written in 1611.

Why was what Brother James saying was prejudice, he gave you the Bible verses to what he was saying.

Oh, for heaven's sake, woman, please learn to write in English. We don't want to be pedantic, but there are certain basic standards of literacy that we might expect to be adhered to even on a forum as mormonic as this. Go back to school, dear.

[Lisa H]

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Oh, for heaven's sake, woman, please learn to write in English. We don't want to be pedantic, but there are certain basic standards of literacy that we might expect to be adhered to even on a forum as mormonic as this. Go back to school, dear.

Listen Miss Skank. I am getting tired of your bitchiness.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Oh, for heaven's sake, woman, please learn to write in English. We don't want to be pedantic, but there are certain basic standards of literacy that we might expect to be adhered to even on a forum as mormonic as this. Go back to school, dear.

Who is this "we"? Are you royalty or is your above request a consensus met by all the demonic voices in your head?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Pasterfarian Skank]

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Who is this "we"? Are you royalty or is your above request a consensus met by all the demonic voices in your head?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

It is known as the "editorial" or "authorial we".

[Pasterfarian Skank]

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What is a 'fwits'?

I figure you must know as you are a member of the grammar and punctuation police.

Not so, sir, not so. To hell with grammar (as you understand it) and punctuation. I simply think that minimum standards of literacy should be aimed for.

Or should that be: "I simply think that we should aim for minimum standards of literacy"?

Is "for" really a preposition there, or a verbal particle. Or who gives a Pifffle?