[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

Well, excuse me, Mr. Dewitt, but my web camera doees not seem to agree with me. I must try another method.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello there.

I am truly sorry, Mrs. Phebe Dewitt, for insulting you and Miss Lisa. To Miss Lisa, I am not an Asian Servant.

Whats the hold up on the picture boy. Pastor Ezekiel has a ornamental servant, what is that kids name?

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

I am truly sorry, Mrs. Phebe Dewitt, for insulting you and Miss Lisa. To Miss Lisa, I am not an Asian Servant.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello there.

Your picture must meet the size requirement also.

I thought all those slopes where computer geeks?

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello there.

What does this mean?: "Exceeds your quota by 68.6 KB." My photo is only 132 KB, and they think its more than 488.3 KB?

Your picture must meet the size requirement also.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello there.

Hmm... I think you may be a nigra after all.. talk of eating chicken and rice (probably grits and not rice at all) and you can't swim.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

PS. I also find it RUDE that you Mr Cooper, address the gentlemen by NAME but never give we True Christian women (Sister Lisa and myself) the respect of a pleasant salutation.

Sweet bride of mine, I must say I am appalled. How disrespectful of him. Sir I demand an apology to my lovely bride and Miss Lisa. You are not in the land of slopeness this is America!

PS whats for dinner I am starved, its hard work rebuking sinners. I am in my man cave and can not smell anything cooking.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

What does this mean?: "Exceeds your quota by 68.6 KB." My photo is only 132 KB, and they think its more than 488.3 KB?

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello there.

Sorry, I don't swim, and to Mr. James Dewitt, I will be posting a picture of myself shortly, I apologise beforehand about the messiness of the room.

Why would your room be messy. Asian servants are very good at keeping things clean and tidy.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello there.

Sorry, I don't swim, and to Mr. James Dewitt, I will be posting a picture of myself shortly, I apologise beforehand about the messiness of the room.

Hmm... I think you may be a nigra after all.. talk of eating chicken and rice (probably grits and not rice at all) and you can't swim.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

PS. I also find it RUDE that you Mr Cooper, address the gentlemen by NAME but never give we True Christian women (Sister Lisa and myself) the respect of a pleasant salutation.

[David Micheal]

Re: Hello there.

Sorry, I don't swim, and to Mr. James Dewitt, I will be posting a picture of myself shortly, I apologise beforehand about the messiness of the room.

Good, we'd like to see if you are telling the truth.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

Sorry, I don't swim, and to Mr. James Dewitt, I will be posting a picture of myself shortly, I apologise beforehand about the messiness of the room.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello there.

I don't eat dogs.

Every American eats Hot Dogs!!

Do you swim?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

Well, I was born in America. My parents moved here a few years before the commies invaded, somewhere in 1969 or so, and I was born a few years later.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello there.

The times I ate shrimp was when I was a teenager. I don't eat it anymore.

Oh sure you are going to stop now. Ya know if you sodomize a man one time it does not make you any less a homersexural than a man who does it a thousand times.

Once a queer always a queer, once you suck the head and pinch the tail you are headed for hell.

How do we even know you are a slope head man you might be a nigra female. Do you have a web camera? Post a picture of yourself with a sign that says Jesus I am sorry for eating shrimp and lying!

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello there.

I don't eat dogs.

Why didn't you just say that instead of getting all huffy.

So when did you move America. Do you have a Green Card.