[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

I don't eat dogs.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello there.

You see? How can I advance through the depths of Hell to the Glory of Heaven if the good people in this forum believe such stereotypes? I am in America. I don't eat dogs.

It does not matter where you live. It is well known Asians eat dogs.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

You Asians also eat dogs. Are you still eating them.

You see? How can I advance through the depths of Hell to the Glory of Heaven if the good people in this forum believe such stereotypes? I am in America. I don't eat dogs.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello there.

WHOAH. Now that is an example of what I DON'T eat nowadays. I eat rice with chicken most of the time. With a spoon and fork, for the stereotypical people. I will make you believe that I don't eat shrimp then, even if it takes me years later. I am prepared to give EVERYTHING, and I mean everything, to Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior.

You Asians also eat dogs. Are you still eating them.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

WHOAH. Now that is an example of what I DON'T eat nowadays. I eat rice with chicken most of the time. With a spoon and fork, for the stereotypical people. I will make you believe that I don't eat shrimp then, even if it takes me years later. I am prepared to give EVERYTHING, and I mean everything, to Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello there.

The times I ate shrimp was when I was a teenager. I don't eat it anymore.

I don't believe you Mr Cooper with all due respect.

I doubt any chink could go without special fried rice and that always has shrimp in it.

What about those sushi roll things too?



You do realize there is more to being a True Christian than meets the eye. It isn't just a label you can throw onto anyone. There is a lot you will have to give up and it is not an easy road to take.

What are you prepared to give up for Jesus, considering he DID give up his life (temporarily) for you?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

How do I contradict this? I said before, I liked my shrimp in a cocktail. However, I don't eat it anymore, and I never will.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello there.

The times I ate shrimp was when I was a teenager. I don't eat it anymore.

How can we believe that. You contradict everything you say.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

The times I ate shrimp was when I was a teenager. I don't eat it anymore.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello there.

Being a chink is certainly a handicap when becoming a True Christian™ but it is not impossible. Just follow the KJV1611 Holy Bible to the letter and get on your knees for Jesus until your knees start to bleed and then some more.

Is there hope for him? Cranky we caught him lying about his name. He tried to pass himself off as an American. He is a self professed shrimp eater. I am not so sure he is a he, he might be a she. No I think old Who Flung Poo is on the fast track to HELL. God hates people who eat shrimp and lie. I bet he/she is really a Buddiest.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

I'll do that. Thank you.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello there.

Right now, according to this forum, I am a chink, and not a True Christian. I will stay here for as long as need be to become that True Christian, one that follows the True Holy Bible, and one that follows the True Christian Way.

Being a chink is certainly a handicap when becoming a True Christian(tm) but it is not impossible. Just follow the KJV1611 Holy Bible to the letter and get on your knees for Jesus until your knees start to bleed and then some more.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

Well, I am truly sorry. I don't have any shrimp in the house right now, and I can assure you that there never will. Right now, according to this forum, I am a chink, and not a True Christian. I will stay here for as long as need be to become that True Christian, one that follows the True Holy Bible, and one that follows the True Christian Way.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello there.

My husband was testing you, sir. Any True Christian would know that shrimp are forbidden.

Shrimp have SHELLS not SCALES

Lobster have SHELLS not SCALES

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello there.

What is this? You say your wife will grill steak and shrimp for dinner. Isn't that putting it into your home? You are such a liar as I am.

As for the shrimp, I never knew shrimp didn't have scales. I always thought that the hard outer shell were the scales. If not, someone tell me the true facts.

No shrimp are crustaceans just like lobsters and crabs...... I was testing you, and you failed. If I would have invited one of my Brothers or Sisters over for steak and shrimp they would run me out of town on a rail after they dipped me in tar and feathers.
So confess boy, if you are really a boy, what are you doing here?