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  • Son of Athena
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    • Sep 2010
    • 23

    #1

    Hi

    I was told to post here. I am investigating churchs. looking at mormons. Seeing what is here.
    John 15:13-Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by Son of Athena View Post
    I was told to post here. I am investigating churchs. looking at mormons. Seeing what is here.
    We are not mormons, we are True Christians. Perhaps you should try Utah.

    YIC

    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • Son of Athena
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      • Sep 2010
      • 23

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Soory also forgot to say that at the moment i do for the teaching of Athena of the gary eyes. If i do not find this beter i will try to show you to the light of her mercy.
      John 15:13-Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: Hi

        This is a Christian forum. What are you doing here, worshiping false gods?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Son of Athena
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          • Sep 2010
          • 23

          #5
          Re: Hi

          I am not here to dibate what is true. I am here to talk to other religious poeple. I follow what I think is true. Do you? as i said i am looking at other churches.
          John 15:13-Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Son of Athena View Post
            I am not here to dibate what is true. I am here to talk to other religious poeple. I follow what I think is true. Do you? as i said i am looking at other churches.
            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Son of Athena View Post
              Soory also forgot to say that at the moment i do for the teaching of Athena of the gary eyes. If i do not find this beter i will try to show you to the light of her mercy.
              Welcome, I guess.

              Why would you want to worship an Idol called Athena who has the eyes of a man called Gary.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Son of Athena
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                • Sep 2010
                • 23

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Thank you i an, right now, just a humble servant of Athena. I follow the church my faimly has scence befor Christ himself. Also what is with the time between posting? Last may i have my avatar back please?
                John 15:13-Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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                • landoverlover
                  Also loves Jesus and America
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 828

                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by Son of Athena View Post
                  Soory also forgot to say that at the moment i do for the teaching of Athena of the gary eyes. If i do not find this beter i will try to show you to the light of her mercy.
                  I understand that English (or do you pronounce it "eng-rish" ?) is a third language for you. I'm having a hard time deciphering what you are trying to say.

                  What satanic pagan video or RPG is involved in your 'teaching of Athena'? No offense, friend, but you don't sound like a Greek scholar.

                  What are 'gary eyes'? Are they different than, say, John eyes or Bubba eyes?

                  Why do you come to a Christian site and think we have the slightest interest in the 'light of [Athena's] mercy'?

                  You will not drag us down to hell with you.
                  Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                  2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                  King James Bible v1611

                  Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Son of Athena View Post
                    Thank you i an, right now, just a humble servant of Athena. I follow the church my faimly has scence befor Christ himself. Also what is with the time between posting? Last may i have my avatar back please?
                    The Lord has told you to cast out all false idols and stop worshiping them. You problems are most likely due to your worshiping of false idols.

                    Deuteronomy 29:17 And ye have seen their abominations, and their idols, wood and stone, silver and gold, which were among them

                    Zechariah 10:2 For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Son of Athena View Post
                      Thank you i an, right now, just a humble servant of Athena. I follow the church my faimly has scence befor Christ himself. Also what is with the time between posting? Last may i have my avatar back please?


                      If you are really the son of Athena then you would be Erichthonius, and possibly Greek and maybe a homer. If I remember correctly, Erichthonius is a sort of priapus looking character. I think you are here to mock us, and if you don't get with Jesus real soon there is a lake of fire awaiting your arrival (may Zeus have mercy on your soul).
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • Shela Tansper
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                        • Sep 2010
                        • 240

                        #12
                        Re: Hi

                        Fantastic, i know it's on the other side of the world but i am desperate for a new bathroom is there any chance of a quote please

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                        King James Bible v1611
                        A passage a day keeps satan away

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                        • Son of Athena
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                          • Sep 2010
                          • 23

                          #13
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                          I understand that English (or do you pronounce it "eng-rish" ?) is a third language for you. I'm having a hard time deciphering what you are trying to say.

                          What satanic pagan video or RPG is involved in your 'teaching of Athena'? No offense, friend, but you don't sound like a Greek scholar.

                          What are 'gary eyes'? Are they different than, say, John eyes or Bubba eyes?

                          Why do you come to a Christian site and think we have the slightest interest in the 'light of [Athena's] mercy'?

                          You will not drag us down to hell with you.
                          I am a gamer yes but that dose not have to do with my rieligon. Sorry adout the spelling. It was Athena of the gray eyes. Last i am here just to talk to members of your church. If i find it true i will join it. Ok?
                          John 15:13-Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #14
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Son of Athena View Post
                            I am a gamer yes but that dose not have to do with my rieligon. Sorry adout the spelling. It was Athena of the gray eyes. Last i am here just to talk to members of your church. If i find it true i will join it. Ok?
                            You should stop playing games and learn how to read and write.

                            Of course the Lord is true.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Son of Athena
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                              • Sep 2010
                              • 23

                              #15
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                              If you are really the son of Athena then you would be Erichthonius, and possibly Greek and maybe a homer. If I remember correctly, Erichthonius is a sort of priapus looking character. I think you are here to mock us, and if you don't get with Jesus real soon there is a lake of fire awaiting your arrival (may Zeus have mercy on your soul).
                              Athena never had kids she just rased him. She swore to be a vergin forever. Like her sister Artamis and aunt Hestea.
                              John 15:13-Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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