Hello.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Hello.

I was raised into believing in God/Jesus. I later on found science and took on theories and and made some of my own, proving quite logically a lot of things that "God" had said was true just because he wrote it in the Bible.

Well, what's wrong with that? It seems you had a real talent for Creation Science; what a pity you've squandered it.

Such a terrible waste of your intelligence, dear.

[Asphyxia]

Re: Hello.

no you're wrong.
praiz da lord.

[Can I justify that]

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tl;dr

How many sons have you?

tl;dr

Why don't you take the time to read it? I mean, this IS my introduction thread. The only reason you should be in this thread is to listen to what I have to say, is it not? If you're not going to take the time to read what I have to say, why are you here?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello.

tl;dr

How many sons have you?

[Can I justify that]

What church I go to? None.

My favorite bible verse?
Proverbs 21:19 (New Living Translation)
It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.

I was raised into believing in God/Jesus. I later on found science and took on theories and and made some of my own, proving quite logically a lot of things that "God" had said was true just because he wrote it in the Bible.

Though if I hadn't converted to atheism before today, I surely would've, based on the vast amount of ridiculousness on this forum.

One,

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617

"Scientific proof the Earth is flat!"
No. All of the pictures shown on there are photoshopped. Created. Painted. I'm not going to get into it as of now, but I'd be happy to debate with someone if they so pleased. I'm just going to put out there, that if the Earth was flat, there would be pictures of it, even videos of people jumping off of it. Or, as much as throwing things off of it for the luls. Anything of the kind. Especially to demonstrate what you people call "Intelligent Pulling", which makes sure you can't fall off. Things like even, cars driven at high speeds off the edge to see how well Intelligent Pulling can endure such velocity and power. There is no such thing. The reason you don't actually find pictures/videos of the edges of the Earth is because it does not exist. There are billions, no, trillions of videos out there taking place just anywhere. Don't you think the most filmed/photographed would be the extraordinary edge of the Earth? Yet no, you can not find ONE video of it. Sure, you can find pictures, but those pictures can easily be drawn. Did you know the movie 300 was COMPLETELY drawn? Mind-blowing right? Because it seems so real? Just face it. That's not possible. Think logically.

Two,

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32062

"Gravity destroys your morals!"
On a similar note, in addition to the Earth being flat, we come to the assumption of "gravity" not existing. It being a "lie of Satan?" Really? Is that the best you have? Explain to me this. If there is no "gravity", and it's all a lie, why are planets, stars, and everything out there FLOATING and not falling, as would be the basic logic for there being no gravitational pull? If there's no gravity, that just means everything is going to fall.

Three,

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18076

"The Sun: Millions of miles away?"
So, you believe the Sun is 500 miles away? And in winter it's 505 miles away? First of all, do you REALLY believe 5 miles would make that much of a difference? Second, the math done on that thread is completely wrong. I will prove that.

To start off with, the sun is hot enough to glow yellow, so we can use Wein's Displacement Law to determine the temperature.

Wein's Displacement Law:
Peak Wavelength in meters = displacement constant / temperature in Kelvin

Yellow light has a wavelength between 570nm and 580nm, so we'll solve for 575nm. Since we are working with nanometers rather than meters, we'll simplify the math by multiplying the displacement constant by 10^9.

575 = 2897768.5/T
575 * T = 2897768.5
T = 2897768.5/575
T = 5039.6° K (8611.6° F)

So the sun is about 5039.6° Kelvin.

Now, the average temperature of the earth is 59° F, or about 288° K. The mean temperature gradient of the troposphere is 6° K/km, so let's solve for the distance.

d = (5039.6 - 288)/6
d = 791.9 km (491.1 miles)

There you have it. The sun is roughly 491.1 miles overhead.

Okay, so sure, it's yellow. But compared to how big it is, we can SEE that yellow from that far away. It really has nothing towards distance. And, you can't actually measure the Sun's HEAT from the Earth. Don't you get that the farther away you are from something, the less hot it is? Go have a bonfire. Have some fun. Then jump into the fire, and later stand 20 feet away from it. Then you tell me if there's a difference between the heat. How about you get on your roof and watch the fire flicker from yellow to orange, and do some math and try to calculate how far away it is. Really, none of that makes sense.

And four,

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

"Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!"
This is completely and utterly inaccurate. Nintendo is an amazing game maker. On WHAT bounds do you think SMG could have subliminal messages as such?

Here is a quote from this thread.

"U R MR GAY" there it is, clear as day. And look at the other perversions in this image: note the sparkling stuff that is flowing from Mario's rectum: is this a "creampie" image, with Mario's bottom overflowing with "fairy dust"? Or is it some sort of enema reference?

And look at the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, where you will see an object entering what is clearly a rectum.

And look at the Wii logo, it is clearly a reference to double-penetration. the W looks like the backbone of a skinny "twink" bending over, while the two...Other objects....Are so obvious I don't even have to mention it.

First of all, the U R MR GAY thing is completely random letter sparkling to make it good. "Mister Gay" does not make sense in the first place, and if anything, it could be someone's name. Only someone with a sick mind who would actually stare at the cover and look at patterns would be able to tell the sparkles were on those letters. None of the kids are going to see that, and as a result, will not convert to "homosexuality." Even if they did see it, as a modern-day kid, they would laugh at it because of the coincidence. Not think in their minds, "Oh, I'm supposed to turn gay. Okay then, I will. Thanks, Nintendo."

And second, the "creampie" image you see is actually the effect of Mario flying very fast, and it's just a special effect. It's also used in the game at some points to see where you've flown off to, and where you haven't. No, but completely misunderstanding is fine, too.

In the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, you will actually see a "black hole." Something you people would not understand, because of your vast assumption of "gravity" being a lie. In case some of you don't know what a black hole is, - which wouldn't surprise me - it's created from a star that has died and imploded on itself. It has such great gravitational pull, that anything sucked in would be ripped to pieces. Though, if you got pulled into it and it randomly disappeared from the universe (which would not happen), you would be flung across space, as if you hit a "time warp." That's how powerful they are. And for the idea of an object going into what you see as a "rectum," is actually a planet in the game, and it's not actually entering the earlier mentioned misunderstanding of a black hole. It is seen as the "you fell off the platform, you lose," because it takes place in space. Though the planets not being sucked in contradicts logic, this is Nintendo, what do you expect?

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These are just a few of my ideas, hopefully this opens some of your eyes. Maybe cause you to elaborate on your ideas and make them a bit more believable, or just not believe them at all anymore. I'm sure I will get banned because of how ignorant and stubborn this community seems to be, but maybe one or two of you will be mature and try to explain to me if I am wrong, or right. What I should believe if what I said is not true, and I hope I don't just get a response like "Wow, Jesus needs to save you from eternal damnation, your soul is down the wrong path," because that doesn't tell me anything except that I am right, and you have no way to prove it wrong. I'm making good points, and I'm not trying to flame you. Don't misunderstand.