Why hello there =)

[Rumblepakage]

I have looked over your forum and wanna know a secret?
Your all fucked up southern crackheads who need to shoot yourselfs in your damn faces,you wanna know another secret? Everyone is God's child,though not everyone goes to Heaven,some people may go to limbo. But if you are smart enough to believe that God created us in his image and allows us all to make these mistakes for a reason,so we can learn from what we have done wrong and repent,you wanna know another secret? Jesus would never want to hang out with any of you people cause your all trash. A true Christian would at the world as just people in the first place,not only the "saved" and sinners.I'm only 14 years old but I'm sure I know a helluva lot more than any of you do about how the world works and how Jesus himself wouldn't be anywhere NEAR close to as racist and foolish as you people are.
You all follow storeotypes,I hope you have fun in hell.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I have looked over your forum and wanna know a secret?
Your all piffleed up southern crackheads who need to shoot yourselfs in your damn faces,you wanna know another secret? Everyone is God's child,though not everyone goes to Heaven,some people may go to limbo. But if you are smart enough to believe that God created us in his image and allows us all to make these mistakes for a reason,so we can learn from what we have done wrong and repent,you wanna know another secret? Jesus would never want to hang out with any of you people cause your all trash. A true Christian would at the world as just people in the first place,not only the "saved" and sinners.I'm only 14 years old but I'm sure I know a helluva lot more than any of you do about how the world works and how Jesus himself wouldn't be anywhere NEAR close to as racist and foolish as you people are.
You all follow storeotypes,I hope you have fun in hell.

Nonsense friend, I have a money back guarantee on my Salvation. My seat is all ready reserved at Jesus’ eternal feast.

Anyway we are from Iowa, north of the Mason Dixon line friend, though we do appreciate Nascar and other Godly activities.

[Rumblepakage]

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Nonsense you say? Money back guarantee? I sure as hell hope you don't mean indulgences like corrupted popes sold to rich sinners back in olden times. Oh and btw LOLIOWA Nice job being in a shitty state

[Bobby-Joe]

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Nonsense you say? Money back guarantee? I sure as hell hope you don't mean indulgences like corrupted popes sold to rich sinners back in olden times.

No, I got nothing from the Pope. Jesus Himself gave me the guarantee after I donated a new marble sauna to the Landover Baptist Pastoral Rural Retreat Resort.

Oh and btw LOLIOWA Nice job being in a shitty state

Well it has gone down hill since the Democrats unfair stole the last election by excluding Dibold machines from the booths.

[Rumblepakage]

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You seem to forget,just because you give some anti-semites a hot tub doesn't mean your going to Heaven buddy.
That second part is true,at least your not from Canada.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You seem to forget,just because you give some anti-semites a hot tub doesn't mean your going to Heaven buddy.
That second part is true,at least your not from Canada.

Anti-Semites? Heavens no. Were do you get the idea anyone at Landover is a racist?

[Brother V]

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I have looked over your forum and wanna know a secret?
Your all piffleed up southern crackheads who need to shoot yourselfs in your damn faces,you wanna know another secret? Everyone is God's child,though not everyone goes to Heaven,some people may go to limbo. But if you are smart enough to believe that God created us in his image and allows us all to make these mistakes for a reason,so we can learn from what we have done wrong and repent,you wanna know another secret? Jesus would never want to hang out with any of you people cause your all trash. A true Christian would at the world as just people in the first place,not only the "saved" and sinners.I'm only 14 years old but I'm sure I know a helluva lot more than any of you do about how the world works and how Jesus himself wouldn't be anywhere NEAR close to as racist and foolish as you people are.
You all follow storeotypes,I hope you have fun in hell.

Let's break your post down into specific points.

1. As brother Bobby Joe stated, we aren't southern.

2. We agree, not everyone goes to heaven, heck, hardly anyone will (that's why it's heaven; if there were fags there, it wouldn't really be heaven now, would it) the rest go to hell. Please show me a bit of scripture that mentions limbo.

3. Learning from what we have done and repent. Friend, true repentance is actually NOT doing the same thing again. You seem to have quite the potty mouth. If you were repentant of that, you wouldn't swear anymore.

4. You say we are trash and Jesus wouldn't hang out with trash, well, quite frankly, that's wrong. Jesus spent most of His time teaching the trash. He didn't spend it with the happy people, they don't need him. It's the downtrodden that need Christ.

5. Jesus and racism. Friend, what did all the disciples have in common? They were all Jewish, for one. In fact, following Jesus wasn't opened up to other nations until Paul of Tarsus said it was ok.

6. You said you hope we have fun in hell, when earlier you said there was either heaven or limbo. Now, exactly what do you believe?

YIC
V

[Rumblepakage]

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Go look around your own forum.Sorry but its Jews,not Joos and there not all money grubbing as you say.Also theres the killing of people on Halloween,real funny considering its a harmless Holiday from what it originally was.

[Metal Moses]

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I have a money back guarantee on my Salvation.

Do you know how wrong that is?

So I take it that you had to PAY to be saved. This means that the church was only after your money or at the very least, they are doing it all wrong. Salvation is not bought nor guaranteed, it is earned.


This is almost laughable....so when you're burning in hell, how much money do you get back?

[Rumblepakage]

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Also,brother fatass,the people Jesus hung around with weren't "trash" they were people he knew were good,unlike you. And of course hell didn't have to be stated as to be a heaven there MUST be a hell. And WOWZORZ some fat lunatic called me a potty mouth. Real funny sorry,but this is called the culture we live in today
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@ Metal Moses : d(d)

[Brother Temperance]

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Also,brother fatass,the people Jesus hung around with weren't "trash" they were people he knew were good,unlike you. And of course hell didn't have to be stated as to be a heaven there MUST be a hell.

Hell didn't have to be stated, it IS stated. We were asking where you get limbo from.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Do you know how wrong that is?

So I take it that you had to PAY to be saved. This means that the church was only after your money or at the very least, they are doing it all wrong. Salvation is not bought nor guaranteed, it is earned.

No, the Saved are elected to it by God. Since God has perfect knowledge He knows what will we do when He created the world. In other words He made that choice for us He created us. That is why I must tithe, do good deeds and take responsibility for my sins that I, as all men, are created with, because God created me to chose salvation out of my own free will.

[Rumblepakage]

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Limbo is for the eternally undecided by the divine,dumbass.
There has to be a limbo,though some people could just consider it being your soul stuck unto the earth until you reach a point at which you truly move on.

[Brother V]

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Do you know how wrong that is?

So I take it that you had to PAY to be saved. This means that the church was only after your money or at the very least, they are doing it all wrong. Salvation is not bought nor guaranteed, it is earned.


This is almost laughable....so when you're burning in hell, how much money do you get back?

Friend, have you ever watched TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network)? They are in the midst of their quarterly Praise-a-thon. Most of the preaching on their is currently the "prosperity gospel". That pretty much teaches that for your tithes and offerings, the LORD will repay MORE than you gave.

Friend, that's a secular and SELFISH teaching. To donate, in order to receive, in this life. When WE give, we don't expect any monetary compensation back. We don't even want that. What we do want, is building up our stores in HEAVEN, not on the earth.

The money we give isn't for here. It's for above.

YIC
V

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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I'm only 14 years old

This forum is for grownups. Please come back when you are 18.

Pastor Billy-Reuben