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  • onetruedog
    Unsaved bone burrying Trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2007
    • 6

    #1

    Hi I am new...not to the one true lord though

    Hi everyone! I am new to this forum and would like to introduce myself to everyone viewing this page. So Hi My name is Chris and I am pretty young (over eighteen under 23) and I really love what I have seen on this website so I decided to join. I agree with all your views and I hope that you accept me with open arms into your nice little family of true believers here. Ummmm that's about it.
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  • onetruedog
    Unsaved bone burrying Trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2007
    • 6

    #2
    Re: Hi I am new...not to the one true lord though

    lol first post in my own intro thread, but I noticed that under my screen name (I use it for most things I do on the internet) it says unsaved trash and under investigation. Why is this? I haven't done anything wrong so why I am under investigation? oh well I hope that status changes soon
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    • Anna Marie Raven
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      • Nov 2007
      • 53

      #3
      Re: Hi I am new...not to the one true lord though

      Ah guess everyone starts with that. Hi, I'm Anna, nice to meet ya sir! Ah'm new here to ,so maybe we can learn the ropes together!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Hi I am new...not to the one true Lord though

        Originally posted by onetrugod View Post
        lol first post in my own intro thread, but I noticed that under my screen name (I use it for most things I do on the internet) it says unsaved trash and under investigation. Why is this? I haven't done anything wrong so why I am under investigation? oh well I hope that status changes soon
        Dear friend:

        If you want to show that you do not deserve to be called unsaved trash, then a good start will be to capitalize "God" and "Lord" as consistently as you capitalize the pronoun "I" and your own first name.

        Now that you've posted an introduction, we'd like to get to know you better. What's your favorite passage from the King James Bible?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • onetruedog
          Unsaved bone burrying Trash
          Under Investigation
          • Nov 2007
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Hi I am new...not to the one true lord though

          wow i cannot believe that i had not capitalized God and Lord. i feel terrible now, you see i have a memory disorder and i sometimes forget things (especially when i am typing fast) but i cannot believe i forgot to do that. wow i am going to have to pray for a long time to feel better about this.
          anyway my favorite passage has to be
          "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13.
          personally i hate fags and this gets me every time i read it. It just makes me want to queer bash in the name of our Lord.
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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Hi I am new...not to the one true lord though

            Originally posted by onetrugod View Post
            wow i cannot believe that i had not capitalized God and Lord. i feel terrible now, you see i have a memory disorder and i sometimes forget things (especially when i am typing fast) but i cannot believe i forgot to do that. wow i am going to have to pray for a long time to feel better about this.
            anyway my favorite passage has to be
            "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13.
            personally i hate fags and this gets me every time i read it. It just makes me want to queer bash in the name of our Lord.
            Friend,

            Why we of Landover are hard on gays and as appropriate for a Not-Gay community of Christians we hate the sin, not the sinner. Threw Christ’s loving guidance we no longer need to attack gays on site thanks to our Homosexual Reclamation Program. PRAISE Jesus! In week our Reclamation Pastors can bring a homosexual back to the strait and narrow worshiping are risen Savior. For example, noted Sodomite ex-Reverend Haggard went threw are program and he is living the Not-Gay lifestyle in Arizona now.

            So you see friend, be firm by gentle with the gays and soon they will be down on their knees filled with the life of The Lord.

            YIC,
            BJ Tabor

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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