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  • Anna Marie Raven
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    • Nov 2007
    • 53

    #1

    Hail Jesus.

    Hello y'all. I'm Anna Marie, new to Landover, experienced in Jesus! I ran away from my witch mother who was tryin' ta convert me to her evil ways. I heard 'bout this place from a....distant relative, and figure it was a great startin' place for ma new life in Christ. Praise!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Hail Jesus.

    Welcome.
    How many children do you have?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Anna Marie Raven
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      • Nov 2007
      • 53

      #3
      Re: Hail Jesus.

      Thanks for the welcome. Afraid I ain't married yet, but I'm lookin for a good Christian man. Plan on havin' as many babies fer Jesus as possible.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Hail Jesus.

        Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
        Thanks for the welcome. Afraid I ain't married yet, but I'm lookin for a good Christian man. Plan on havin' as many babies fer Jesus as possible.
        That's heartwarming news young lady.
        Which are your favorite parts of the Bible? king James version of course.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Anna Marie Raven
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          • Nov 2007
          • 53

          #5
          Re: Hail Jesus.

          Why pick an' choose? Anythin' written by our Lord!!

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Hail Jesus.

            Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
            Why pick an' choose? Anythin' written by our Lord!!
            That's one good answer.
            Do you Tithe regularly?

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Anna Marie Raven
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              • Nov 2007
              • 53

              #7
              Re: Hail Jesus.

              Yup. I take whatever ah can outta my sinful mother's purse. Straight to the collection plate wit it!

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Hail Jesus.

                Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
                Yup. I take whatever ah can outta my sinful mother's purse. Straight to the collection plate wit it!
                GLORY!!!!

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Anna Marie Raven
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                  • Nov 2007
                  • 53

                  #9
                  Re: Hail Jesus.

                  Glory to God, Our Lord on high for creating such a wonderful community as this!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Hail Jesus.

                    Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
                    Thanks for the welcome. Afraid I ain't married yet, but I'm lookin for a good Christian man. Plan on havin' as many babies fer Jesus as possible.
                    Well since you're over eighteen you better hurry up before you become an old maid. Remember Jesus needs many, many Christian soldiers to fight in His was so He want at lest five sons, preferable twelve from you.

                    You do love Jesus don't you?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hail Jesus.

                      Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
                      Glory to God, Our Lord on high for creating such a wonderful community as this!
                      I'm wondering why you have a photograph of a movie witch as your avatar. Also your hateful signature leaves much to be desired. God doesn't want us to kill everyone, just witches, queers, those who worship false Gods, etc.

                      Time to come clean, young lady. Are you actually a Unitarian in disguise, wanting to disrupt our True Christian™ community?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: Hail Jesus.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I'm wondering why you have a photograph of a movie witch as your avatar. Also your hateful signature leaves much to be desired. God doesn't want us to kill everyone, just witches, queers, those who worship false Gods, etc.

                        Time to come clean, young lady. Are you actually a Unitarian in disguise, wanting to disrupt our True Christian™ community?
                        Unitarian? Those preachy bastards only live to force their preachy, Holier-than-thou version of Christianity down everyone's throats. PRAISE Jesus I am a TRUE Christian and have some modesty about my faith!

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Anna Marie Raven
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                          • Nov 2007
                          • 53

                          #13
                          Re: Hail Jesus.

                          Movie witch? What do you mean? I like Anna Paquin (not particularly the X-men movis though). And no, I ain't a UU, nor do I plan on "disruptin'" anything.

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                          • Sister Noddy
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 1843

                            #14
                            Re: Hail Jesus.

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                            You do love Jesus don't you?
                            Hmmm Bobby Joe, I suspect she's not ready to love Jesus, but maybe we shouldn't give up hope yet ...

                            (as for your signature, Miss Raven, we True Christians™ don't want to kill everyone, just heretics)
                            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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