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  • CaliforniaHorseRacin
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    • Nov 2007
    • 7

    #1

    Just wanted to say hi!

    I am a Christian and a KJV1611-onlier......in California obviously. Female. Married.

    That is all I have to say for now.
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Just wanted to say hi!

    Originally posted by CaliforniaHorseRacin View Post
    I am a Christian Good and a KJV1611-onlier Very Good......in California obviously. Less Good. Female. Bad Married. Good

    That is all I have to say for now.
    On balance, welcome aboard.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Just wanted to say hi!

      Originally posted by CaliforniaHorseRacin View Post
      I am a Christian and a KJV1611-onlier......in California obviously. Female. Married.

      That is all I have to say for now.
      Welcome friend.

      Do you have your husband's permission to be here? How many soldiers for Christ have you borne?

      1 Timothy 2:11-15
      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

      1 Peter 3:1
      Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • CaliforniaHorseRacin
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Nov 2007
        • 7

        #4
        Re: Just wanted to say hi!

        How do I become NOT "unsaved trash?"

        I am assuming prove myself.

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        • CaliforniaHorseRacin
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Nov 2007
          • 7

          #5
          Re: Just wanted to say hi!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Welcome friend.

          Do you have your husband's permission to be here? How many soldiers for Christ have you borne?

          1 Timothy 2:11-15
          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

          1 Peter 3:1
          Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
          Yes, he reads with me...he makes comments and such...he is just not as much into the internet as I am, and he is a slow typer. Actually he wanted this smiliey ... so here it is

          So I comment for "us."

          We have 2 children.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Just wanted to say hi!

            Praise Jesus!

            What is your husband's favorite pie?

            Can you share your favorite verses?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • CaliforniaHorseRacin
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Nov 2007
              • 7

              #7
              Re: Just wanted to say hi!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Praise Jesus!

              What is your husband's favorite pie?
              hmmm...he is not a pie man...more into cake...red velvet actually.
              Can you share your favorite verses?
              Mine: Old favorite John 3:16
              Hubby: Phillipians 4:19

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: Just wanted to say hi!

                Originally posted by CaliforniaHorseRacin View Post
                I am a Christian and a KJV1611-onlier......in California obviously. Female. Married.

                That is all I have to say for now.
                Hold it friend, you claim to be a Christian and you live in California? That's not even in Jesus' favorite country, the United States of America.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • CaliforniaHorseRacin
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: Just wanted to say hi!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Hold it friend, you claim to be a Christian and you live in California? That's not even in Jesus' favorite country, the United States of America.
                  If I promise to relocate before God sends California crashing into the ocean...is that okay?

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                  • Anna Marie Raven
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                    • Nov 2007
                    • 53

                    #10
                    Re: Just wanted to say hi!

                    Well, Howdy-ho and welcome! Hope ya have fun!
                    -Rogue

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Just wanted to say hi!

                      Originally posted by CaliforniaHorseRacin View Post
                      If I promise to relocate before God sends California crashing into the ocean...is that okay?
                      Well you should hurry up friend. As witnessed with last summer's fires God's Judgment is against California. We have seen how Semi Valley, Orange and San Diego Counties paid for their tolerance of Hollywood in their midsts so being a Christian will be no defense. I am sure San Fransisco is next, Jesus sees right threw that cities mayor's perfect hair into his black, sinning heart.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                      Hot Must ReadThreads!


                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Metal Moses
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 55

                        #12
                        Re: Just wanted to say hi!

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Hold it friend, you claim to be a Christian and you live in California? That's not even in Jesus' favorite country, the United States of America.
                        Did you drop out before 3rd grade?

                        Damn you people are dumb...

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                        • Sister Noddy
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 1843

                          #13
                          Re: Just wanted to say hi!

                          Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post

                          Did you drop out before 3rd grade?

                          Damn you people are dumb ...
                          Hold on a minute, my family and I have been living in the Sin Fran-sissy-co Bay Area, where my GODLY son-in-law is headmaster of Christian Baptist Grammar School, and we can testify that Brother Bobby Joe is absolutely correct about the evil here!

                          Seems that moral degeneracy and homerism knows no bounds here! Gosh, we've stayed only because of Mr Godwin's position with the school, and we have been called to do GOD'S work here in Godless Californica ...

                          ... but if worst comes to worst, why we have True Christian™ Baptist relations living back east in the Appalachian mountains, and we can always relocate there ...

                          Just for your information, Mr moses-impersonator guy! Sister Noddy
                          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                          • Metal Moses
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 55

                            #14
                            Re: Just wanted to say hi!

                            Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                            Mr moses-impersonator guy!

                            I rest my point.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Just wanted to say hi!

                              Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
                              I rest my point.
                              The only point you've got is the one on your head.

                              I wish you'd give your cruel, judgemental, God mocking mouth a rest.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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