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Let me see here. You believe that God has not reneged on his promise to preserve His Word, but you are challenging what is canonical and what isn't. You are claiming that God's Word is hidden, yet His Word is fulfilled to humanity?Originally posted by Kolonol View PostI have never questioned whether God has reneged his promise to preserve his word to anyone, as I am sure he has, but apparently it is not all accessable to us...or did he promise that it would? because I for one have not seen where he has.
Ryan, you aren't making much sense here.
I have to give you high marks for breaking up your thoughts into paragraphs. It makes it so much easier to read. Well done.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostAnd thank you for commenting upon my typing skills, I don't see how yours are better...I do believe God condemns hipocracy...
How wonderful! Maybe you will be a Buckeye someday. You can come visit my church in Columbus. It's right off the 315.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostAs for my education, no they do not offer either one of my majors at a community college, I am getting my basic classes out of the way so I may then focus on the important classes at a larger college.
The biblical times? I'm afraid you lost me there. The Bible timeline implies that the earth is around 6,000 years old, which is complete hogwash.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostAs for the age of the Earth, you are right, it is estimated to be 4.5 billion years old....it is the age of the solar system that is supposed to be 70 Billion....sorry for that, but still it is starting to change and get closer to the biblical times, which I believe are closer to correct.
Perhaps you could clarify that statement before I give you a derisive dismissal.
Indeed she is blessed by our God. She will never progress beyond the mind of an eight year old. Jesus did say that if one is not like a child, they will never enter the Kingdom of Heaven.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostAs for my sister, she is blessed and is in no way retarded....she is smarter than me
Mark 10:15 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein.
Still, prayer might be helpful for the healing of her condition.
James 5:16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
Indeed...Originally posted by Kolonol View Postand apparently you by far, she just has no way to communicate it back...she is special I suggest you accept that much...retarded only means lack of knowledge or slow and it applies to many more people out there than it is fixed upon.
Sorry, I suppose all the tinfoil hattery about the Templars threw me off. Where do you get all your top secret information about the Templars getting books of the Bible thrown out?Originally posted by Kolonol View PostI have never played Assassin's Creed and don't plan on it.
How many hours do you have to discuss that topic? I suggest searching for the the Dead Sea Scrolls and Nag Hammadi if you really feel like jumping down the rabbit hole.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostAs for the all of the books being in the KJV bible, how do you know that what was there in the 1800's was complete?
It's always the same with you people. Liberal bias everywhere! Nothing is true unless it is told from "our side". I take it you are one of these people who believe the U.S. actually won in Vietnam?Originally posted by Kolonol View PostYou don't...simple as that...is all you have is the word of Historians, which by the way are mostly Liberal, and enjoy selective research...kind of like doctors...
Friend, I wouldn't care if you are reading the Brick Testament with pictures and all. The important thing is that you are reading the Word.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostLast thing to address, I have read the bible, I have 1 in my car, 3 in my room, and a Electronic version on my computer thank you, and yes it is the KJV just so you don't try and change that.
You have three Bibles, yet I have not seen you quote from any of them.
Friend, it's mere common courtesy to type in a civilized manner. Just think of it as early training for college. Your professors will not be at all forgiving.Originally posted by Kolonol View Post(and if you don't like my ...'s I don't really care...there is nothing in the Bible telling me that I have to type a certain way and I have learned it this way.) As I said, do not judge me...and yes I will try to find something to support that in the Scriptures.
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I believe Pastor Peters already SHOWED you the Scripture where He (note that we capitalize His Holy Pronouns) promised, repeatedly, to preserve His word.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostI have never questioned whether God has reneged his promise to preserve his word to anyone, as I am sure he has, but apparently it is not all accessable to us...or did he promise that it would? because I for one have not seen where he has.
I see. So she's so intelligent that she has no need to communicate with the rest of the world.As for my sister, she is blessed and is in no way retarded....she is smarter than me and apparently you by far, she just has no way to communicate it back...
Which means, "science boy", that you have no objective way to test or demonstrate this "intelligence".
No, "ignorant" means lack of knowledge. "Retarded" refers to a lack of intelligence. Intelligence is the capacity for the learning. Your sister is mentally retarded; her capacity for learning is well below average. If she is anything like Sarah Palin's child, she is incapable of comprehending the Bible....retarded only means lack of knowledge or slow and it applies to many more people out there than it is fixed upon.
Anyone unable to understand the Bible cannot accept Christ.
Anyone who does not accept Christ goes to Hell.
Therefore . . . yes, your sister is more than likely going to Hell. Why do you think God wants your sister to spend eternity being tortured in the Lake of Fire He has created for that purpose?
Are you sure your sister isn't the only retard in your family?As for the all of the books being in the KJV bible, how do you know that what was there in the 1800's was complete? You don't...simple as that...is all you have is the word of Historians, which by the way are mostly Liberal, and enjoy selective research...kind of like doctors...
Tell me, was the KJV 1611 assembled in the 1800s by historians?
You read the Bible while driving? That would explain your horrific inability to comprehend any of it.Last thing to address, I have read the bible, I have 1 in my car, 3 in my room, and a Electronic version on my computer thank you, and yes it is the KJV
Where did you learn it, retard school?(and if you don't like my ...'s I don't really care...there is nothing in the Bible telling me that I have to type a certain way and I have learned it this way.
)English language. In legal writing in the United States, Rule 5.3 in the Bluebook citation guide governs the use of ellipsis and requires a space before the first dot and between the two subsequent dots. If an ellipsis ends the sentence, then there are three dots, each separated by a space, followed by the final punctuation.
The Chicago Manual of Style suggests the use of an ellipsis for any omitted word, phrase, line, or paragraph from within a quoted passage. There are two commonly used methods of using ellipsis: one uses three dots for any omission, while the second makes a distinction between omissions within a sentence (using three dots: . . .) and omissions between sentences (using a period and a space followed by three dots: . ...). An ellipsis at the end of a sentence with no sentence following should be followed by a period (for a total of four dots). The Modern Language Association (MLA) however, used to indicate that an ellipsis must include spaces before and after each dot in all uses. If an ellipsis is meant to represent an omission, square brackets must surround the ellipsis to make it clear that there was no pause in the original quote: [ . . . ]. Currently, the MLA has removed the requirement of brackets in their style handbooks. However, the use of brackets is still correct as it clears confusion.[1]
Note correct use of an ellipsis to indicate omission of idiocy.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostMy sister is headed to hell? HA! . . . then you are doomed because there is no person alive that is as kind and gentle as her
Please show me where the Bible says that being "kind and gentle" gets one into Heaven.
I won't hold my breath.
The only way to Heaven is to accept Jesus as your Savior and repent of all sin. That means you sin no more.
Your retarded sister is incapable of comprehending this, as are you. Therefore, you will both spend eternity being burned alive forever in God's Hell.
Down Syndrome (not "downs") is a genetic disorder causing mental retardation.No downs syndrome is NOT a mental disorder...it affects the mental processes YES. It is a genetic disorder.
God is all-knowing, do you agree?I will not believe that God hates (in your barbaric tongue since we are practicing for the fall of Rome here) retards. God does not hate he loves.
God is all-powerful, do you agree?
After all, if neither of these is true, He'd not be much of a God.
This means that God knew before she was born that you sister would be a mongoloid. He chose not to change this.
He also knew before he was born that little Jose in Mexico would not have access to clean drinking water, would contract dysentery, and would die from violent diarrhea (basically, shit himself to death) before the age of three. Did God change this? No, He did not.
He knew that little Joey, the child of a crack whore, would be born addicted to crack, infected with AIDS, and blinded by his mother's gonorrhea infection. Did God change this? No, He did not.
God knew that Muslim psychopaths would fly two fully-fueled jet airplanes into the World Trade Center in September of 2001, killing almost 3,000 people of all religions -- Christians, Jews, Muslims, atheists -- including children in a day care on the property. He knew people above the point of impact, unable to go down, would instead climb the towers hoping to be airlifted . . . and find themselves having to choose between jumping to their deaths or being burned alive when no choppers came to their rescue. Did He stop this horror? NO, He did not.
WHY?
Is that what you consider "love"? Allowing infants and toddlers to die horribly? Allowing people to be burned alive by fanatics?
Those people all die because GOD WANTS THEM TO. Why does God want them to die horribly and in agony? BECAUSE THEY ARE SINNERS, and GOD HATES SINNERS.
If you consider this to be "love", you have a very disturbing concept of love.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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You have scripture to back this up?Originally posted by Kolonol View PostI am NOT an Athiest, so if someone needs to be told that they are going to hell, it is you. I believe in and love God. This is not showing love for God this is demonizing the rest of the real Christians out there. A human is a Human and a soul is just as pure no matter the form it inhabits. You are sewing the seeds of the devil if I ever saw them.Drama queen
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.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostI am NOT an Athiest, so if someone needs to be told that they are going to hell, it is you. I believe in and love God. This is not showing love for God this is demonizing the rest of the real Christians out there. A human is a Human and a soul is just as pure no matter the form it inhabits. You are sewing the seeds of the devil if I ever saw them.
You are so darn sweet, a fluffy bunny Christian, it makes me want to scratch you behind the ears and feed you a carrot.
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It always surprises me when people say "You" believe such & such
or you "Think" that This or That is so.
Of course I might have any opinion at all, or hold any belief I like.
In the case of The Bible, like anyone else I may believe what it says or not, but that doesn't change what it says.
Often I hear people comment that others quote The Bible reference "out of context" and of course that is entirely possible to do
EXAMPLE — please do not try this at home*
Matthew 27:5 Then he went away and hanged himself.
Luke 10:37 Go and do likewise.
How terrible it would be if someone just stuck pins into random verses and followed whatever resulted! But when the context is actually provided - as is NOT tha case (above) - the naysayers seem to evaporate as though they never were!
So, yes: I, or anyone else may believe whatever we like.
"Blood is green!"
"Pigs have 5 legs!"
"The sun is square!"
"Mohammedans do not have a statue of the moon on their mosques!"
"Water is dry!"
"Frogs say 'meow'!"
"Homosexuals are ten cool!"
A veritable rainbow of crackpottedness!
I don't believe any of those things, by the way - but I could if I wanted to.
I don't have to believe what The Bible says, either.
But if I do, then it is not my opinion that I express when I quote The Bible. I don't think such-and-such. The Bible states it to be so.
That is why whenever someone says "How can you people believe such-and-such.." I am always surprised. It is not our opinion, it is what The Bible states to be so.
If you believe something else, that is your opinion. But in that case you do not believe The Bible.
If you do not believe The Bible, how do you know that Jesus existed?
*New International Version (©1984)
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Retards are Gods punishment for the living. They are an abomination to man and have demons in their souls. They are a blight upon decent, hard working society and have no redeeming value. Every one of them should be locked away out of normal peoples view or otherwise disposed of.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostMy sister is headed to hell? HA! Well when I joined here (as I have said, I considered it a good idea...I see I was wrong, and held my tongue until I learned how you react, but no more...this is not Christianity, this is a perversion based in idiocy...hell one place it said the Earth was flat...HAHAHAHAHA!!! That is flat out funny, not to mention plain stupid. OPEN YOUR EYES!!!! The truth is right in front of you, ever see a picture of the Earth? Ever since it was discovered, the Earth's poles have been referred to as the Corners of the Earth...as for inciting debate...that is what religion is in a way....your supposed to bring people over to Christianity, not destroy everyone else...The sense of superiority you have here is as far as I can see, no different than Hitler except he had many diseases, and you don't yet...and if my sister is going to Hell (the initial thing that pissed me off beyond a doubt) then you are doomed because there is no person alive that is as kind and gentle as her...you my friend...are an idiot. No downs syndrome is NOT a mental disorder...it affects the mental processes YES. It is a genetic disorder. I suggest you get your facts straight, and no, I will not believe that God hates (in your barbaric tongue since we are practicing for the fall of Rome here) retards. God does not hate he loves.
God is punishing the parents for being sinners.
He has branded your family as evil and tarnished them by forcing them to have to keep a retard, much like a family dog.
Hope is not lost, however. You can start to follow His word as scribed in the KJV Bible. You can pray the retard goes away. You can stop living the life of heathens. God wants you to have a good fulfilling life. I am sure you do too. You just need to turn to Him and follow His divine guidance, let him lead you to righteous True Salvation(tm). If you do so, He will deal with the retard so so never have to again. Wouldn't life be grand not having to clean up the drool? No more destroyed plaster from it banging its' head against the wall. No more inane questions. No more rushing it off to the hospital from when it tried to answer the iron.
In closing, think about the life that God really wants you to have. Do not let the sins of the past haunt your future, You can live a normal life, if you follow Him. God wants the chance to love you. Don't you think He deserves that chance?
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Dear, you make a wonderful point, but please use the REAL BIBLE in the future.Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View PostIt always surprises me when people say "You" believe such & such
or you "Think" that This or That is so.
Of course I might have any opinion at all, or hold any belief I like.
In the case of The Bible, like anyone else I may believe what it says or not, but that doesn't change what it says.
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I don't have to believe what The Bible says, either.
But if I do, then it is not my opinion that I express when I quote The Bible. I don't think such-and-such. The Bible states it to be so.
That is why whenever someone says "How can you people believe such-and-such.." I am always surprised. It is not our opinion, it is what The Bible states to be so.
If you believe something else, that is your opinion. But in that case you do not believe The Bible.
If you do not believe The Bible, how do you know that Jesus existed?
*New International Version (©1984)
Matthew 27:5 And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself
Luke 10:37 ... Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.
Not that it makes much difference with the point you were making.PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Thanks for your comment, Mr. Campbell. I avoided the King James translation on this occasion because the example was going to be invalid, and did reference the advice about not trying this at home to the NIV footnote, which I hope was adequate.
Regards
ML
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All of those Bibles of yours are still in their shrink wraps, aren't they? God loves, but He also hates:Originally posted by Kolonol View PostGod does not hate he loves.
Psalm 5:5: The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Romans 9:13: As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Being dumber than you retarded sister must be tough. I shall pray for God to heal the pair of you, or, if you're beyond repair, to grant you a swift and merciful death.Originally posted by Kolonol View PostAs for my sister, she is blessed and is in no way retarded....she is smarter than me
What if they inhabit the female form? Are they equal then? If so, why does the Bible give them such an inferior status?Originally posted by Kolonol View PostI am NOT an Athiest, so if someone needs to be told that they are going to hell, it is you. I believe in and love God. This is not showing love for God this is demonizing the rest of the real Christians out there. A human is a Human and a soul is just as pure no matter the form it inhabits.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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